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John Ham Sandwich

@expat2b.bsky.social
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He belongs in a nursing home without a phone.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More things that didn't happen.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Barbie Mad
ALT: Barbie Mad
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Anyone else have a brother-in-law who is a real piece of shit? There is no bottom.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
His new rug obscured the pilot's vision.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wow, I didn't know they were tax exempt.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The final nail in the coffin of local broadcasting.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Looks like the dude had a Hitler stache before growing out the rest.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Most of the right wing justices going back to Thomas have lied and nothing was done.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One precision lightning bolt, please.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yadda Yadda bullshit
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I Want ICE Completely Dismantled and INS reconstituted…. “NEWS: A leaked memo reveals that ICE wants to stop reporting deaths in the 30 days after an individual is released. Congress needs to defund them ASAP.”
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Bearded Bear Guy Slay in Rainbow Cape
ALT: Bearded Bear Guy Slay in Rainbow Cape
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Finally someone with balls.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Dancing Pallbearers Coffin Dance
ALT: Dancing Pallbearers Coffin Dance
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I bought $250 dollars of groceries yesterday for just my wife and me. It's insane.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Absolute evil with zero conscience.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I thought I could do it all, and did for over five years. Then my health crashed. Three hospitalizations and I'm finally getting back to normal. But I hired help. I'm not Superman evidently.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What a loss for both the industry and her family and friends. RIP.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The shame
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bet we don't track them down like the Israelis did.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Fuck Tony Blair
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Paging John Roberts
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I hope someone is suing the shit out of the administration over this.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The angioedema cult
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
God would be a better marksman
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Trump may be the first person in human history to lose a battle of wits with himself.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can it be dyed gold?
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I see he found Hitler's missing Amber Room.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Amazon is no better than Temo. Crappy products drop shipped from third parties.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This year is too much. My wife has liver cancer. I was hospitalized this week with anaphylaxis. And Trump keeps jerking everyone around. So much for the golden years.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Puppets everywhere.
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Vincenzo Salvatore @ebaul.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have finally found the true definition of 'Egotistical'. Here is my research results:
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm guessing Iran poisoned an egg Mcmuffin.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
More chins than a Chinese phone book.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Gee, ya think?
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A true madman
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Batshit crazy
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Imagine the internet on the day Shitler goes.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Except for the fact that we haven't won jack shit, he's absolutely right.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
This is going nuclear at some point. Trump and Netanyahu are trigger-happy thugs.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They all taste the same.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I wish to God someone would call out the lies to her face.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Name the last war we won, you toad
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Fuck the pledge
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
What?
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm canceling cable. Who needs this shit?
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
MarkyWayne has skeletons in his closet.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A nation of demented fools.
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John Ham Sandwich @expat2b.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Jesus, that is too bad. They didn't learn from the last communist takeover.
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