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BREAKING NEWS: LITTLE GUY FOUND IN THE YARD

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This is real perl documentation btw

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I wish I could be tough and mysterious but I do meow back at cats

Lmk when your over priced self help course drops

Hello widget I would kill and die for you

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Surely another glass of prosecco would fix this

Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I hope my favorite DOGE employee Big Balls is doing well rn

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Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Me when I'm a mindless neolib so I must tweet stupid shit

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Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

This pisses me off to no end, I don't wanna talk to Duck AI™, I need a new tab

Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Really got our priorities straight at NYT HQ huh?

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Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

This picture made me take 3d10 psychic damage

Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I'm still quite a fan of the X-odus

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Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Worth noting that he didn't gain new voters, the Dems just lost a ton because of a lackluster campaign

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Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Cmon macaque back with another great take

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Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I'm glad to say that I'm better at common sense than a lobbyist because no shit he was gonna go for him

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Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I think you're plenty sophisticated enough for a skirt steak. Maybe even a ribeye

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Netflix and I are gonna have issues

Odds are currently +10k that he bites Paul's ear

THAT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE 😭😭😭😭😭I DID NOT NEED TO SEE MIKE TYSON'S CHEEKS ON MY SCREEN FR

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Man I'd love to watch the fights if Netflix wouldn't cut out for 5 FUCKING SECONDS GOD DAMN

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Y'all I can't wait to see Jake Paul get dropped

Within every "I'm so cooked", there exists a "we're so back". The indomitable spirit of man

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Liz the girl enjoyer bible translation drop when?

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None of these words are in the bible

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Another banger from Liz the girl enjoyer

Hudson Cole @exoticmemes.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I'm gonna be real with y'all, Matt Gaetz as AG was not on my 2024 Trump admin Bingo

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I thought we were getting rid of the DHS? Isn't that a major part of Project 2025, so the president has more power over immigration?

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No one could ever replace you uscpsc

Surely he can have one pierog as a treat

My crash out would be UNFATHOMABLE

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Ladies and gentlemen, your FTC chairman/ secretary of commerce! (I don't have a source for this but watch me be right)

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What does the future hold, O Wise Oracle, Knower of Things?

If they get rid of you we'll riot, never change USPSC