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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 3h
when you are just a tiny little baby and you need to fit on the blankie
a black cat is trying to squish her whole body onto part of a white blanket on a blue couch. there’s a laptop pouch behind her but just disregard that.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 3h
perfect baseball game, nailed it.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
claiming my product has AI in it, but just to get around liability laws.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bob Odenkirk on ITYSL saying “Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.” and it’s true. Corbin would agree.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's Go Mets
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the mets in their “ruining it for others” garbage time era. truly love this for them.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
imagining a baby t rex with the big beak lips like baby birds have
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
disney hates the muppets confirmed :( deadline.com/2026/09/the-...
deadline.com
'The Muppet Show' Series Order Status After Special Wins 4 Emmys
'The Muppet Show' special got big viewership and four Emmys. Where is the Disney+ series order for the backdoor pilot? A look inside.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
even his name says “is that a beer?”
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the meme of the cat getting ready to go work at the factory. he’s wearing a mets hat and he says “hope the mets don’t lose today.” the factory has the loan depot park sign on it and is labeled “mets losing factory.” this is an intrusive thought i have every time the mets start a series in miami.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
david mitchell chugging a big bottle of water on ludwig is the most represented i have ever been
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
proudly lugging my half-gallon, unopened water bottle into the baseball game
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
francis fukuyama confirmed plex sicko www.nytimes.com/2026/08/31/b...
“At his home, where he lives with his wife and their dog (the couple's three children are grown), he keeps racks of computer servers that he built to store music and movies.”
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am simply too old for gmail reactions to be a part of my work environment
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
mlb is juicing the balls to keep people invested in september AND every reliever’s arm has fallen off so it is extra working. home runs for everyone.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this guy pitches for the mets now and he got his first win in seven years last week.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
evan d. morris out here being extremely normal again www.insidehighered.com/opinion/view...
insidehighered.com
Why Postdoc Unionization Is a Bad Idea (opinion)
Unionization disrupts the bespoke mentor-mentee relationships that are central to the advancement of science.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
famously inspired by the band korn. huge fan.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
learning that gilded age is coming back on nov 1st is going to sustain me for like two or three days probably
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
all of my interests, together at last www.instagram.com/reel/DcUoOCF...
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SNY on Instagram: "It's a brand new day. 🕷️"
2,919 likes, 64 comments - snytv on August 21, 2026: "It's a brand new day. 🕷️".
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
woman drinking hot soup on the subway, we salute you
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
starting a social science PhD in the year of our lord 2025, like an idiot, has been very alienating because, as this essay explains, the bad faith criticisms are now coming from inside the house, but reading stuff like this (and the n+1 essay cited within) helps defector.com/humanists-ha...
defector.com
Humanists Have Done Nothing Wrong | Defector
For many years, I’ve held a pet theory that cultural consumers can be grouped into two broad categories: Primary Source People and Secondary Source People. The former are the book lovers, cinephiles, ...
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i really resent that lanterns looks good enough to watch an episode
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i love the garbage time mets. let’s do a fun experiment every game. put brett baty in the outfield. senga’s a closer now. that’s not a ground rule double, you’re awarded second base. gloves on opposite hands.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
big day for everybody’s favorite ballplayer, Cash Considerations
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
big news: baby walruses
a baby walrus on his mom’s back! what a guya baby walrus in a little plastic pool. its giving president taft taking a bath. a baby walrus with his mom on the ice. he has two tiny little tusks poking out omg. a baby walrus amongst some rocks with his mom. its like an old man is also a baby.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
METS LEGEND HARRISON BADER nypost.com/2026/07/31/s...
nypost.com
Harrison Bader suffers ‘major injury’ after crashing scooter into fire truck — which then runs over him
A late-night scooter accident, the details of which remain hazy, will be the memory of Harrison Bader’s forgettable first season in San Francisco.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
imagining a version of this written by adrian chiles
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
apocalypse summer hot apocalypse summer hot poc summer
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
as an avowed christopher nolan hater it is my pleasure to report that armond white is on his bullshit www.nationalreview.com/2026/07/the-...
nationalreview.com
The Odyssey — the Twisted Epic We Deserve | National Review
Christopher Nolan’s unheroic epic alters the history of movie-watching.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nathan Biscuit
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
making everyone mad because i keep calling it “the piss pool”
a picture of a beach with a sandbar creating a separate moat of water, which i call “the piss pool.”
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[“the aristocrats” voice] the mets!
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the mets should just send seelinger down now lmao
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
pov: a perfect angel who weighs two ounces wants you to hold her like a baby
a black cat balanced on her back on a woman’s arm and kind of her leg. the cat has the face of an impetuous victorian child who has murdered multiple governesses. the photo is blurry because she is actually quite heavy.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
2026 is basically the middle ages but make it postmodern
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
the scientists have done it* again *something that is at best “probably fine” and that no one was necessarily asking for
Headline: Scientists Create Man-Made Cell That Feeds, Grows, and Reproduces
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the chicago pope must excommunicate the heretic jd vance for denying transubstantiation, because that would be funnier than the other reasons
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the new colon test commercial where the ladies are horny for the colon test creature. that’s all.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you
it's the bruce willis-centric cartoon bruno the kid
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
happy for all you basketball fans. sadly, i watched the mets last night, leaving me in a condition not unlike china mieville’s noted novel the city and the city.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
IS IT A SONG FROM THE CHICKEN UNDER THE BED
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the mets are the first ai baseball team. incredibly expensive and constantly fucking up. [mr. met throws a baseball at my head]
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the mets are turning a corner and have started losing games in excitingly stupefying ways
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
housekeeping at the hotel has figured out we’re big water people
eight roughly one liter bottles of free hotel water. there are two more off camera. this is for two people.
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
its my birthdaaaaaaay
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
dark ages 2 watch: ships carrying a deadly and virulent illness spread by rodents, you say?
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
me: (scrolling through met gala photos) i kind of think a lot of these look like halloween costumes but maybe i’m being harsh???? heidi klum, seconds later:
heidi klum dead ass wearing one of her little halloween costumes at the met gala, i don’t know what else you could call it
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
tourist on the subway wearing a t-shirt that’s just a cel of shrek and donkey from the movie shrek. chat are the suburbs ok?
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jessie @exliontamer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
the mets are 4-0 when it's bark at the park day this season, just saying
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