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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I got my iud taken out two days ago and Im feeling mentally unstable. Is progesterone withdrawal a thing? Did my santity walk out the door with my kyleena?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

-6 now. -2 as a high. The trees are exploding. Feels like -23. Snow on the ground. Chicago winter is not for the weak. Stay warm everyone.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Eating granola with my mic on on a teams meeting to assert dominance

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

HEATED RIVALRY! HEATED RIVALRY!!!

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Once again doing my duo lingo at the bar

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

accidentally just came out to an old man at work and now I feel nervous??? It’s probably fine. Men in construction love lesbians? Right?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

taking my cats to the vet for routine shots. this is their 9/11.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

having a coughing fit while I wasn’t muted on teams was embarrassing but you better believe I’m going gi milk this shit for as long as I can.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I’ve lost my voice almost completely. This is the worst thing to ever happen to a yapper like me

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

buying a fisk coffin now so my family isn’t financially burdened when I die. here’s a little mock up so you can see how cool I’ll look at my funeral.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

googling if I can bring sourdough starter on a plane

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

not a single person on my teams call knew how to use the dewey decimal system except me. it’s literally not complicated at all. I don’t understand.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

remembered I had written down something I considered VERY important in the middle of the night. this is that note.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

in a bar on bourbon street in New Orleans watching a 45 year old man scroll for car parts on Facebook market place.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

thanks duo lingo. now I can start shit in france

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

sometimes I get the overwhelming sensation that there is an ant on me or in my bed. but like everyone gets that. right?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

being 34 is being excited for a replacement toothbrush to come in the mail in the next 3-5 days.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

being 34 is filing a warranty claim for your electric toothbrush at 730 am.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

DJ BABY IN DA CRIIIIBBBBB and it’s an adult man in a diaper.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Itty Bitty Titty Committee assemble. What bras are we wearing and not hating? Now that I have a real job I can’t go braless 24/7. Help me and my tiny boobs. (•)(•)

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Going to New Orleans next month Tell me your MUSTS! Must eat, must see, must do.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

All vampires are gay. Bisexual at the very least. No one lives forever and doesn’t experiment at least a little

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Heading out to comedy class. Real quick, does anyone have any tips on how to be funny? Thx.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Chicago, be safe at the #NoKingsDayOct18th March. Show them the city of broad shoulders stands on business and community.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

watching a stripper’s glasses get absolutely launched off her face the minute she gets on the pole.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Not now babe, a new Hi, Strangeness just dropped

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

going to Atlanta this weekend. where should I be eating?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

putting an “I’d rather be in Dubai” license plate holder on my 2004 honda civic to cover my expired plate sticker.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I always say i have a great memory but i forget that I actually don’t.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

having ADHD is like doing improv with your own brain.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

One like and I’ll eat a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

gen z, they could never make me hate you im in a very serious construction meeting and a 23 year old interrupts to say “9 of you are wearing vests.”

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

completely forgot about how quiet offices are and how loud my stomach can be. yeah diva, go ahead and audibly digest that handful of blueberries. make sure mark from accounting down the hall knows we haven’t had lunch yet.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

starting a new job AND a new stand up comedy course tomorrow. so yeah I do feel like throwing up and then writing a bit about it

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I want to bleach my eyebrows but my face is already fucked up enough.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

my girlfriend is recording the scenes she worked on in play dirty to send to her mom. she is a precious angel. im so proud

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Jay @synoisia.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

OK folks, here's my podcast appearance! www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Jl...

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Tulpas, Egregores, and Thoughtforms

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

just saw graffiti that said “FEBUARY” open the schools. educate the children. im begging.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

crashing out because I actually got a job and now I have to go to it?!?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

just broke a fucking nail on this god damn tractor. and that’s not even the worst crime it’s committed today!

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Hey so do they make cars with turn signals anymore?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

in an effort to feel less nervous about a job im starting in a couple of weeks I pulled some tarot cards. these pieces of paper just told me to leave my house and get a job Assignment understood. Thank you.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

hey so my money tree very suddenly died. is that good?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Just saw a tweet from a man who looked more like a rotted beet with bad facial hair that read “Sylvia Plath is overrated” Ok. Well can you pls look in the very back of the oven for me?

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Half way through a book that takes place in nyc. the date is January 2001. there had BETTER be a remember me style ending to this or I will scream.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Japan just pulled off quantum teleportation. I just teleported two string cheese hot dogs right into my belly. Safe to say, it’s been an exciting day for all of us.

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noëlle @existentialelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

All I want to dress as for Halloween is Aunt Gladys

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