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The Red Cartel™️ @theredcartel.bsky.social · 11h

Reposted by Dave

RED CARTEL - INTERNAL MEMORANDUM United. Liverpool. Arsenal. We’ve been controlling English football from the shadows for years. Frankly, we’re exhausted. Man City have once again denied everything. Referred to the Department of Denial. Man City. Your appeal is on the agenda. 🕰️

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Dave @exileddave.bsky.social · 11h

Horrible when that happens & GM 💚

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Dave @exileddave.bsky.social · 13h

Wholesome timeline cleanser

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You mean Sarries replacements?

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Lads, whatever happened to white dog shite?

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Peter Reid looks younger now

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Kinell. Love the see the glow ups.

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I saw that. It’s honestly cringe.

Was gonna hit the hay but switched over to Premier Sports and Boca Juniors are on so I’m staying up like a hero.

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Fran still doing incredible work

The most ignorant shower I’ve ever come across.

They’re incredible my mate. Love this.

Fuck yes! Bang on the money my mate. Love this.

The height of stupidity here me mates. I mean, they really do deserve everything that’s coming and it will be massively severe and deserved.

No mate, this fella doesn’t like brown sauce at all. It’s a fuckin liability.

I’m limiting myself to 4. Have to be disciplined this evening. I could easily have 14 mind.

No, it’s the blood that usually comes out of me with haemachromitosis, I can give it to myself but the hair of the dog is better craic.

Ignorance and stupidity are often compared to arrogance, mate.

It’s a heavy watch in fairness

I was having a wee bit of sympathy for city fans but from what I’ve seen the last week or so, I will have a fuckin epic drink when they dissolve you. You deserve everything that’s coming.

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Not needed, just yet but no harm stocking up on the auld zinc from the front trunk.

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Nooooo. I mean, after beers, before i go to bed I’ll have a whiskey or 5.

Before I go to bed, if I’m having a beer, it’s usually a whiskey. That could be my issue 😂

Do they really work though? Never had an effect on me tbh but I’m weird

One of me mates on the WhatsApp group lobs piccalilli on his roast and the other doesn’t like brown sauce or vinegar. I’ve known these lads for near 10 years and I feel violated now.

Don’t be like that! Big yourself up.