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@exheadteacher.bsky.social
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Ex head teacher now trying to write it all down before I forget it. I write about education, leadership, introversion, becoming an author, and more. exheadteacher.substack.com

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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From buying Kindles on Prime Day to struggling with Victorian school Wi-Fi and 1:1 device ratios, did we go too far with classroom tech before AI even arrived? Part 2 of my reflection on tech, teaching, and the "dinosaur" question is up on Substack: exheadteacher.substack.com/p/am-i-a-din...
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Am I a dinosaur? (part 2)
From interactive whiteboards and Amazon Prime Day workarounds to the sudden arrival of Large Language Models.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At 52, I asked myself if I'm finally too old for the AI revolution. But looking back at where I started, my first computer was a 1982 Sinclair ZX81 with 1KB of RAM and spongy keys. 🧵
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Steve Jobs said it best: "If you want to make everyone happy, don’t be a leader. Sell ice cream." Why the best leaders don't mind being unpopular (and what introverts can teach us about maintaining integrity): exheadteacher.substack.com/p/why-the-be... #QuietLeadership
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Why the best leaders don’t mind being unpopular
Why no amount of reasoning works on certain parents or staff, and how introverted leaders adapt.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’ve ever needed a 3-hour recovery nap after a virtual presentation, this post is for you. Lessons on #QuietLeadership, camera position blunders, and surviving live video as an introvert: exheadteacher.substack.com/p/behind-the...
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Behind the Introvert Curtain: Surviving Live Virtual Summits
Navigating unblinking eye contact, camera placement panic, and the post-presentation crash.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Rainbow Fish is facing calls to be cancelled. One teacher noted that kids "got it wrong" when reading it without discussion. Which is the exact issue: picture books aren't meant to be handed over in a vacuum. They need context. #QuietLeadership exheadteacher.substack.com/p/in-defence...
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In Defence of ‘The Rainbow Fish’
Why manufactured outrage over classic picture books misses the entire point of reading.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am very excited to be taking part in this upcoming online event! #QuietLeadership
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Twenty union flags went up overnight in my Somerset town. At first glance, it looked harmless. But when you look at the bigger picture—and the chilling education proposals coming out of the right—it's hard not to feel uneasy.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
School leaders: don't let "back-to-school" noise overwhelm you. In this week's #QuietLeadership Weekly: 🚨 DfE medical appointment rule changes 🎒 Day 1 strategies for introverts 📢 Parent shares on safety & routines 🧘 The power of teacher wait-time tinyurl.com/5awwxwy8
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#QuietLeadership Weekly - Issue 2.1
Season 2 of #QuietLeadership Weekly is here! Discover practical ed news, quiet leadership insights, DfE attendance updates, and back-to-school advice.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Refusing to defer an inspection for a headteacher receiving cancer treatment. Reading that made my heart sink. Having spent 12 years as a small-school head, it laid bare an education system driven by corporate logic rather than human reality. My response tinyurl.com/4be5fkd4
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The System Is Breaking Small Schools
Why an unsympathetic inspection regime and corporate educational logic threaten the soul of village primaries.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“We are much older than you could even comprehend. These bodies are merely temporary guardians of our essence.” Out of options, James faces the horrific reality of the harvesting. exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #FolkHorror #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 41
The River Ache leads to hell, and James Ellis is out of options. Trapped in a web of ancient horrors, he faces the terrifying truth of the harvesting.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
1/2 Every year in late August, my internal gremlin would unpack his bags and sit on my shoulder: "What if they don't listen?" "Ofsted will be in soon." "You’re a fraud." After years of hating him, I finally learned how to live with him. 👇
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"As he descended the treacherous staircase, he wondered how many would have taken the decision he was about to make..." James finally gets his breakthrough. But investigating means stepping into the dark. Part 37 is live 👇 exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #Horror #IndieAuthor
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The Dark Classroom - Part 37
With tension reaching a boiling point at Asherton, James spots flickering torchlight near the river. Is he ready for what comes next?
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To every school leader putting on the "shirt and tie of responsibility" this coming week: Returning to the top job comes with immense pressure, but two principles saved my sanity during my years in headship: Protect your mid-week time. ⛓️‍💥 Play yourself in. 🏏
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The village of Asherton hides a terrifying secret. Newly appointed as headteacher of the primary school, James Ellis discovers that the institution is controlled by a sinister cabal of staff and governors. #FolkHorror #HorrorSky #WritersOfBlueSky exheadteacher.substack.com/s/the-dark-c...
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Put on interesting Friday clubs." That’s the Minister’s fix for the attendance crisis. As an experienced HT, this oversimplification infuriates me. Here's the real fix 👇 tinyurl.com/4hkwdaj3 #EdTwitter #SchoolLeadership #QuietLeadership
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What the DfE Gets Wrong About the School Attendance Crisis
A former headteacher with 30 years' experience in education explains why Friday clubs and government attendance targets fail to fix the root causes of the school attendance crisis.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🧵1/2 According to policy proposals, the latest idea to fix the UK’s labour market is identifying 5-year-olds at risk of becoming NEET before they’ve even learned to read. Naturally, the only sensible response is...
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
James lied to get a meeting with the only person who knows the truth about the Somerset witches. He thought he was being discreet. He thought he was in control. Then the café bell rang. exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #HorrorCommunity #FolkHorror
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The Dark Classroom - Part 26
Mr Ellis tracks down journalist Melissa Masters using a clever ruse. But the moment he mentions the coven, a terrifying ambush walks through the door.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A 500-year-old secret just resurfaced on the school network. ⚠️ Part 25 of The Dark Classroom is live, and the walls are closing in. Catch up now 👇 exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #HorrorCommunity #MustRead #FictionList #ShortStory
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The Dark Classroom - Part 25
A terrifying historical twist reveals the true intentions of the school staff. Trapped in her room, Daisy realises her daughter is caught in the coven's sights.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A teacher cornered. A headteacher digging into dark archives. The quiet days are always the most dangerous. 🤫 Part 25 of my horror serial is live! Read it here 👇 exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #HorrorStory #SerialFiction #IndieAuthor
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The Dark Classroom - Part 25
A terrifying historical twist reveals the true intentions of the school staff. Trapped in her room, Daisy realises her daughter is caught in the coven's sights.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The curriculum says primary kids must swim 25 metres & practice "self-rescue." 🏊‍♂️ It doesn't strictly say it has to be in a heated indoor pool... A satirical look at rural school budgets, statutory rules, and the incident known as 'Towel Gate': tinyurl.com/39szz73b #PrimarySchool #EdHumour
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Who Needs Access to a Swimming Pool?
An idea for creative schools struggling with providing swimming lessons.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Have you seen anything about their behaviour that has struck you as unusual?" Secret investigations, missing files, and a headteacher in way over his head. Something dark is brewing at Asherton. 🩸 Part 24 is live on #Substack! 👇 tinyurl.com/y3rjymbj #HorrorStories #DarkFiction
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The Dark Classroom - Part 24
While Daisy wrestles with her doubts, Mr Ellis attempts an online hunt for the coven's past. A sudden internet outage sets up a terrifying security blunder.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Miss P calls in sick right after raising red flags about Lucy’s session, and Mr Ellis is failing to “eat the frog” in the school car park… The walls are closing in at Asherton Primary. 👇 tinyurl.com/2ure7dw7 #IndieAuthor #WritersOfX #DarkAcademia #Substack
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The Dark Classroom - Part 23
On Tuesday morning, Daisy’s assistant mysteriously calls in sick. Meanwhile, a near-miss in the car park forces Mr Ellis to execute a dangerous backup plan.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Before diving into the latest chapter, here is a quick recap of Parts 1–21 of my daily horror serial... 👇 #HorrorCommunity #SerialFiction #Substack
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Most personnel files contain sick days and reviews. Mr Ellis just opened the folder marked "CONCERNS." 📁👀 What he’s about to find changes everything about Asherton Primary. Part 22 of #TheDarkClassroom is OUT NOW! 👇 tinyurl.com/mrvbc4bp #FolkHorror #IndieAuthor #BookTwitter #HorrorReads
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The Dark Classroom - Part 22
During a frantic drive home, James battles his racing internal monologue over his predecessor’s files. The dark truth about the staff is out.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Star Wars, but make it change management in a rural primary school. 3 failed contracts & lessons learned 👇 Episode I: Meals-on-wheels Episode II: Gourmet caterers Episode III: A return to the Dark Side tinyurl.com/4rwbtxte #SchoolLeadership #StarWars #LeadershipLessons
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Lunch Wars, A Saga in Three Parts
How trying to feed 100 children led to a saga of epic proportions.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Scoop a dead rat into a bin liner 🐀 Hide it in the skip 🗑️ Open the folder labelled 'CONCERNS' 📁 Mr Ellis is about to find out what really happens at this school. Catch up on Part 21: exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #DarkFiction #HorrorCommunity #Suspense
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The Dark Classroom - Part 21
An internal eyewitness is finally ready to break the school's silence. Alone in his office, Mr Ellis uncovers his predecessor’s hidden warnings.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"I need to tell you that I have some worries about what Mrs Bowman did with Lucy..." 👁️ Something is deeply wrong at Asherton Primary, and the cracks are starting to show. Part 21 is live now! 🧵👇 exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #Horror #Fiction #IndieAuthor #MustRead #BookSky
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The Dark Classroom - Part 21
An internal eyewitness is finally ready to break the school's silence. Alone in his office, Mr Ellis uncovers his predecessor’s hidden warnings.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
She said the wrong thing, and then the next day she was gone." What happens when speaking the truth puts your entire family in danger? Part 20 of my #FolkHorror serial, The Dark Classroom, is live now! Subscribe 4 free! exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #HorrorCommunity #IndieAuthors
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The Dark Classroom - Part 20
A monstrous warning greets Mr Ellis on Monday morning. In the playground, Susan realises she must carry her horrific midnight secrets to the grave.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"You could call what they were doing 'laughing', but there was no joy in the sound..." 🕯️ What really happened to the children in the dark? Read Part 19 of my horror serial #TheDarkClassroom and subscribe for free exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #HorrorCommunity #IndieAuthor
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The Dark Classroom - Part 19
The missing children return from the dark, but a terrifying truth is unmasked. Fleeing the farm, Susan catches a demonic glimpse of the school staff.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pitch-black darkness. Faint voices in the mud. Whistles piercing the night... The parents think the "therapy" is over, but the nightmare is just beginning. 👁️🖤 Part 19 of #TheDarkClassroom is out now! 🔗 exheadteacher.substack.com/p/the-dark-c... #HorrorFiction #FolkHorror #WebSerial
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The Dark Classroom - Part 19
The missing children return from the dark, but a terrifying truth is unmasked. Fleeing the farm, Susan catches a demonic glimpse of the school staff.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Torches flickering along the riverbank. A silent figure wielding a scythe-like paddle. 🌾🚣‍♂️ "Susan watched in frozen horror as Tom stepped onto the deck, sinking unthinkingly into the mass of wool and shadow." #HorrorFiction
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Why in God’s name would you even consider taking our son up to that creepy old farm in the middle of the night?" A mother's pride turns to unsettling dread at an eerie graduation ceremony. Part 18 of The Dark Classroom is live! 🌾🌒 shorturl.at/ILsjO #HorrorCommunity
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The Dark Classroom - Part 18
A late-night graduation ceremony at the farm takes a terrifying turn. Forced into an eerie compliance, Tom steps onto a dark boat and floats away into the night.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
1/3 🧵 When headteacher James Ellis moves to Asherton Primary, he expects a quiet rural posting. Instead, he finds a village steeped in strange local traditions - and a staff with a disturbing hold over their students. 🏫👁️ #FolkHorror
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Leaving work late on a Friday is spooky enough. Leaving work late and having a horde of rats bow to you before blocking your car? That’s something else. Part 17 of The Dark Classroom is out now. 🐀👇 shorturl.at/O6RhC #FolkHorror #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 17
Trapped at the school gates, Mr Ellis faces a skin-crawling blockade. A chilling encounter reveals the village's true power.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🛌Overhear a late-night plea ❓ Neighbour vanishes by morning. Susan tried not to get involved, but a mysterious invitation makes it impossible.🤔 Subscribe for free to read part 16 of my #FolkHorror tale & catch up on the story so far... shorturl.at/Nd7oA #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 16
The Invitation - Judith vanishes from Asherton overnight. As smartly dressed "movers" watch the village, Susan receives an ominous invitation to Tom's late-night graduation.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"We’ll Take You There." That’s the slogan on the sign outside Susan’s neighbour's house. But after a terrified late-night phone call and two smartly dressed men in a removal van, Judith is gone... And what's with the silver charm? 🌙 Subscribe for free shorturl.at/qEVfO #DarkAcademia #FolkHorror
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The Dark Classroom - Part 16
The Invitation - Judith vanishes from Asherton overnight. As smartly dressed "movers" watch the village, Susan receives an ominous invitation to Tom's late-night graduation.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ever been gaslit so badly you ended up agreeing with the person, until you snapped out of it an hour later? That’s headteacher Mr Ellis’s morning in Part 15 of The Dark Classroom. The village is closing ranks, and he's running out of allies. 👇 shorturl.at/W58HO #DarkAcademia #FolkHorror
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The Dark Classroom - Part 15
As Mr Ellis tries to protect the pupils, the village hierarchy closes ranks, and an outside visitor arrives to praise Asherton’s troubling methods.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In 1980, our school packed us into a dark hall to watch a "summer safety film." What unfolded was 27 minutes of pure, unadulterated horror, and I loved every second of it. A look back at Apaches (1977) and why 80s kids were built different: shorturl.at/VOPwp
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The Horror That Hooked Me
Why the 1977 public information film Apaches - recently featured in my folk horror serial - still haunts me (and a generation of school kids).
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
How do you save a school field trip from total collapse? Ten frantic minutes of singing by the pond… before the unsettling silence of Asherton takes over again 🕯️ Grab a coffee and dive into Part 14 of The Dark Classroom 👇 shorturl.at/Q6Z2n #FolkHorror #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 14
Desperate to distract the children after the barnyard tragedy, the staff lead them up to the farmhouse, where Mr. Ellis witnesses a unsettling display of control.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Teaching floods you with feedback. When I stepped away from school leadership, 99% of the noise vanished overnight. It reminded me that we don't hate feedback; we hate summative judgment masquerading as support. A reflection for school leaders. shorturl.at/gMvVe #QuietLeadership
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We All Need Feedback. But We Need the Right Kind.
Why summative evaluation is wearing teachers out, and how formative support can rebuild them
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“It was perched on a bare patch of ground, giving it a clear view of the whole farm… the paint was now cracked and faded.” Something is deeply wrong at Asherton Primary, and the farm trip is making it impossible to ignore. 🏚️ Read Part 14 now 👇 shorturl.at/xGqjX
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The Dark Classroom - Part 14
Desperate to distract the children after the barnyard tragedy, the staff lead them up to the farmhouse, where Mr. Ellis witnesses a unsettling display of control.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
School trip rule #1: Keep the kids safe. Asherton rule #1: Keep the silence. Part 13 of my #FolkHorror tale, The Dark Classroom, dropped today, and things get very dark, very fast. Subscribe today for free 👇 🔗 shorturl.at/NRW8p Next part coming tomorrow! #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 13
Eager to protect the students, Mr. Ellis tags along on the school’s annual trip to Mrs. Bowman’s farm. But nothing in Asherton goes as planned.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Mr Ellis thought tagging along on the school farm trip would calm his anxiety. He was wrong. Seeing how the adults handle "mistakes" in Asherton Primary proved his worst fear: the children aren't well-behaved. They're terrified. 🌾 Read Part 13 of The Dark Classroom now: 🔗 shorturl.at/reOJT
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The Dark Classroom - Part 13
Eager to protect the students, Mr. Ellis tags along on the school’s annual trip to Mrs. Bowman’s farm. But nothing in Asherton goes as planned.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"It's dead." Mrs Bowman didn't say a word - she just dragged the newborn lamb into the dark by its hooves. Half the kids cried. The rest fell into that eerie Asherton silence. Part 13 of The Dark Classroom is live. 🔗 shorturl.at/lG6uE #FolkHorror #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 13
Eager to protect the students, Mr. Ellis tags along on the school’s annual trip to Mrs. Bowman’s farm. But nothing in Asherton goes as planned.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A headteacher trying to save a young boy's spark in a village where everyone just wants to "be like the rest." Quiet, conformity-driven #FolkHorror set in rural England. Catch up on the newest instalment here 👇 shorturl.at/QJjj7 #Booksky
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The Dark Classroom - Part 12
An exhausted mother surrenders her son's identity for the sake of conformity. As an annual farm trip looms, a lingering childhood phobia haunts Mr Ellis.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anyone who grew up in the UK watching 70s public safety films like Apaches knows they were pure nightmare fuel. 🚜🌾The dread is real on Asherton’s annual farm trip. Read the latest part of my #FolkHorror and subscribe for daily updates: shorturl.at/1p9Rr #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 12
An exhausted mother surrenders her son's identity for the sake of conformity. As an annual farm trip looms, a lingering childhood phobia haunts Mr Ellis.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"If he spends more time on homework than doodling, that can’t be a bad thing, can it?" In Asherton, blending in isn't just encouraged. It's expected. But what happens when a child's creativity is silenced? Part 12 of my #FolkHorror serial is live 🕯️ 🧵👇 shorturl.at/0bsOP #Booksky #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 12
An exhausted mother surrenders her son's identity for the sake of conformity. As an annual farm trip looms, a lingering childhood phobia haunts Mr Ellis.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Standing in an empty office after being betrayed by your own deputy head teacher. 🫥 Part 11 dives into the quiet horror of realising you’re completely alone in a village full of secrets. Slow-burn #FolkHorror at its most uncomfortable. shorturl.at/VXzFS #DarkAcademia
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The Dark Classroom - Part 11
After a brutal dressing-down by the governors, James battles his own imposter syndrome. Meanwhile, Tom inexplicably abandons the chess club he begged for.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How does a boy go from begging for a chess club to suddenly not caring at all? ♟️ In Part 11 of my #FolkHorror serial, Mr Ellis looks into Tom’s eyes and notices something unnerving... What is happening to the children at Asherton Primary? 👁️🔗 shorturl.at/g6g9a
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The Dark Classroom - Part 11
After a brutal dressing-down by the governors, James battles his own imposter syndrome. Meanwhile, Tom inexplicably abandons the chess club he begged for.
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exheadteacher.bsky.social @exheadteacher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For 30 years, I lived by a golden rule: never watch television set in a school. Today, as an ex-headteacher, I broke it to watch BBC Panorama’s Britain's Strictest Schools. By minute 30, I was furious. Here is what forced "discipline" is really doing to schools 🧵👇 #Edusky
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