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excanberran.bsky.social

@excanberran.bsky.social
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Doctor. Owner of Furry Little Evil II, a derpy Australian Pied Lap Slug (aka “domestic short hair”). I block anyone who annoys me; feel free to block me as I don’t care 😊

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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can confirm. I reckon my cat has spent probably a year and likely more on my lap or in my arms, cumulatively; it is a great pleasure. I selected the one kitten in the cage that was interested in me. Fell asleep in my arms on day 1… on my lap now.
Black and white cat, asleep with her eyes partially open (inner eyelids partially closed), looking like a zombie
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My cat is a zombie (she was asleep in this photo, dreaming, on my lap)
Black and white cat asleep curled up with her tail and a paw around her head, left eye visible and open with both internal eyelids partly closed, looking very creepy.
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kent Brockman reporting… “Dumb words. Dumb words from a dumb cunt”
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mine, yesterday, realising the hand is unavoidable
Black and white cat looking indignantly at the patting human
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Look at that little face! 🥰 Another fine example of how standoffish cats are… here’s mine when I had been overseas on holiday
Black and white cat asleep in her owner’s arms, curled onto her back with her paws all curled and her neck extended so the top of her head is on her owner’s chest
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Checkbox dialogue:
What’s going on?
- It’s annoying it not interesting
- I’m in this photo and I don’t like it (selected)
- I think it shouldn’t be on Facebook
- it’s spam
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He’s feral, Dave; he will never be able to truly relax inside. My cat has the same issue
Black and white cat, bonelessly asleep, draped over the back of a red couch
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Suffice to say, Australians enjoyed Jordy Bos’ electric performance at the World Cup #Socceroos #FIFAWorldCup
Screen shot of Australian footballer Jordan Bos’ Wikipedia page, stating that he is “universally known as the one and only Lord of the wingback”

This is probably not factually accurate, but he did have a good game
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Furry Little Evil II particularly likes curling up against my chest, in my arms, with her head on the pillow looking at me, under the covers; she purrs like crazy.
Black and white cat with white and black whiskers, giving the camera a loving look
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Look at her beans!
Black and white cat showing off her black and white feet
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Reading Dungeon Crawler Carl with my cat on my lap (canonically correct), and my foot started going numb. Good thing my cat is the tolerant type, so I can rearrange my legs without losing my cat coverage. She does look a little grumpy about it though!
A black and white cat, half asleep, with a grumpy look
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Tax (I had been away)
Black and white cat, asleep in the crook of her owner’s arm
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have never been fed in my whoooooole liiiiiiife!
Black and white cat staring at it he camera, on a red sofa with a blue painting behind it
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
If he could ace this version I would be impressed. But yeah…
A mock MOCA. Requires orientation by lunar phase and parish; the animals are an elk, an axolotl and a pangolin. You have to draw a stellated dodecahedron
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I offer Kudelka’s cartoon on the Tasmanian health system as an example…. accurate per my friends who have worked in Tasmanian EDs.
Jon Kudelka cartoon
“Emergency” sign surrounded by fire on a building. Two people discuss it.
First panel: “Hey, the hospital’s on fire!” “Meh, it’s always on fire”
Second: “Shouldn’t someone put it out?” “They’ll muddle through”
Third: “But it’s ON FIRE!” “Sure, but it’s not much more on fire than usual”
Final: “Well, I suppose they’re used to emergencies” “It’s written right there on the sign…”
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
How is this human being also that human being; I do not see the connection 😂
Juraj Slafkovsky looking suave in uniform
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Canberra has a nice line in these sort of statues for politicians
Bob Menzies helping walk the dogDame Enid Lyons and Dame Dorothy Tangney, with flowers from an admirer John Curtin and Ben Chifley with seasonal headwear
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have a photo of mine as a kitten similarly in disarray somewhere… she had a habit of falling asleep while licking herself. Here’s her asleep while licking her belly … silly!
Black and white cat asleep in owner’s arms. Has fallen asleep while licking her belly so is slumped comically
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Good luck, crossing fingers for you. Have a potato for good luck
Black and white cat asleep on its back with its limbs stretched out awkwardly, looking distinctly potato shaped
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cat.exe has stopped working. LFE2 in a food coma after dinner
Black and white cat, staring into space with ears held back by a blue doona she put her head into, and just a hint of tooth on view
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Clearly perfect. Compare: my odd potato
Cat with small paws, black and white, taken from an angle that makes her paws look huge
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have workers in my house doing some reno. Little Furry Evil II DISAPPROVES
Black and white cat giving owner a glare, seated on a red couch, on a blue background

She forgave the owner later
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Black and white cat with paws towards camera, yawning broadly
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
As an Australian, I can confidently tell you… all swans are black.
The West Australian state flag - featuring a black swan
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The classic…
Letter to the editor:
An Anti-Vaxxer Wises Up
TO THE EDITOR:
I have to confess to being a one-time anti-vaxxer. I was adamantly opposed to the vaccines against measles, mumps, pertussis, diphtheria, tetanus and polio that I was mandated by the state to take. But I later realised that it was actually a good thing. 
Kindergarten changes a person.

PATRICK FLYNN, RIDGE N.Y.
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
She knows nothing about international politics (and she doesn’t care)
Sleeping black and white cat
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
That is a pretty silly photo of Orson!! Here’s my favourite potato (unflattering pet photos also great!)
Black and white cat asleep, looking rather potato shaped
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
But are those big utes with tiny trays actually designed to carry cargo? Those things make my friends’ mid-00s Holden SS ute with the metallic paint look functional (really). Too high, no cargo space, unnecessary 4WD…
Modern utes are about as practical as the Reliant Robin
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Black and white, on her side in a pose which makes her resemble an odd kangaroo, flat out asleep
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Cats: so standoff, definitely do not love their humans, no siree
My cat, racked out on my lap, again.
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Cat Paralysis is the scourge of modern life!
Black and white cat curled up asleep on its owner’s lap
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Post something random for the collective amusement
A painting of two men in the back of a small boat, with a black cat in the bow. Captions say “we are lost” “why is our captain a cat?” “Quiet”
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Unrelated, but this made me giggle.
Cartoon by Tommy Siegel starting with a message exchange:
Wish I could be there, I’m sick at home with corvid 

Oh no, I’m so sorry!

Oh it’s not too bad :)

Next frame is a drawing of a happy woman with a phone in her hand, cuddling up to a giant crow, with a cup of tea on the bedside table
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
The cuddliest animal I have ever met, cuddling again
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here’s Furry Little Evil II, asleep on my lap
Black and white cat, racked out on its owner’s s lap
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My best souvenir is a bus conductor’s badge from the Kazakh SSR.
Bad quality enamel badge with (more or less) “Ministry of Automotive Transport - Controller”, and “Kaz SSR” embossed around a picture of a bus, or possibly a trolley bus
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Black and white cat, ears back in displeasure (after being told she wasn’t allowed to eat the owner’ breakfast at the same time ember owner was)
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Japanese chips are amazing… these are particularly great (and particularly difficult to find)
The best chips I have ever tasted. I do not know what they are called
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Screen shot of a tweet:
ProbablyBadRPGIdeas
@BadProbably

Call of Cthulhu: It’s a book of great evil!

Me: Atlas Shrugged?

CoC: Near unreadable in its rambling, incoherent diatribe of horror!

Me: Atlas Shrugged.

CoC: Those who read it become monsters dedicated to the torment of humanity!

Me: Yeah, that’s Atlas Shrugged.

5:54 AM, May 1 2021 Twitter Web App
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Is it just me or me, or do black and white batman cats particularly long after food? Here’s mine after a particularly stinging food denial (tried to eat my breakfast)
Black and white cat, shortly after being told she could not eat my breakfast at the same time I was eating it
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I feel like this potato would fit one of these drawings perfectly (it is my potato)
Black and white cat, asleep on her back in a most unseemly position. Looks like a cat drawn by someone who didn’t know how cat parts fit together, or what positions cats usually lie in.
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dave Pope in The Canberra Times encapsulated it nicely
Pierre the roadrunner gets crushed by the trump monolith
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Whereas mine seems to be making some sort of dominance play with this leg
Cat giving owner partially shut eyes after lying next to them on the couch and putting a back leg over their legs
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Little Furry Evil II is tragically aloof
Black and white cat curled into her owner’s arm. Said cat has an average of not less than 1 hour lap time per day for life
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Meet Furry Little Evil II, aka Mio Gatto, Koshka, Fluffy Bum, Hey You!, Beast Beast, Best Beast… etc. 100% potato!
Black and white cat asleep on her back, front legs stretched out and back legs splayed
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
People: cats are so standoffish My cat when I had been away:
Black and white cat, asleep, in her owner’s armsBlack and white cat, asleep in her owner’s arms, all 4 paws curled, on her back, top of head resting on owner’s chest
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
One leg extension is the king!
Black and white cat looking at the camera and reaching towards it with one paw
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Geez mate, I’ve got someone smarter than Elon Musk curled up on the couch right now. He didn’t look real hard
Black and white potato is smarter than Elon Musk

More qualified too
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I offer my potato as an example
Black and white potato… sorry, cat, asleep on her back. She actually isn’t this weird-looking, but I managed to get a bad angle 😁
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excanberran.bsky.social @excanberran.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Chillin’ with the hooman on a hot day
Distinctly potato-shaped black and white cat on the couch next to her human, with both back paws and one front on her human’s leg. Showing off pink and black beans
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