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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵

@exbreakfast.bsky.social
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Scottish • Left • Eclectic Noise • Good/Bad Art

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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Quansah, Konsa
Mr Burns ketchup catsup image
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Smelled smoke today and thought we must be getting it travelling down from the incident in the Cairngorms. Turns out we were but also getting choked by a locally-sourced boutique wildfire as well
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Can I Porro a feeling?
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Soundtracking the match with this because there's - currently - not a hurdy-gurdy led psych drone band named Spain
Album cover for Good Thoughts Bad Thoughts by the band France Image of the band France at a live performance
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
New Kelela album is a welcome surprise for Saturday afternoon listening. Had no idea this was coming out (already out?) but suitably hyped
Album cover for Kelela's album New Avatar. A stylised negative photograph of the artistPromo shots for Kelela's album. 4 black and white shots of the artist
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm showing remarkable restraint in not immediately buying this perfect vintage Pope John Paul II baseball cap from Vinted
Denim and beige baseball cap featuring the face of Pope John Paul II
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I told him he'd finished the dreamies last night I only managed to get such a good picture because he insisted on yelling in my face consistently for 3 minutes
Annoyed stripey brown and grey cat shouting intensely with wide open mouth and teeth showing
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Also a weird makeshift ramshackle drinking den but that was instantly less scary when I saw Homer
Tarp or sheet hung up in woodlands to create a makeshift tent. Homer Simpson is crudely drawn on the material
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I went down to the woods today and found where the teddy bears were having their picnic and it was pretty weird actually
Clearing in the woods with pile of rocks and bunting hanging between trees Clearing in the woods with pile of rocks and bunting hanging between trees  - wider angle
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
No comment on the content or quality of the book but what's up with the cover indie sleazifying Velvet Underground - this says 2008 indie disco poster, £3 Fopp compilation CD of landfill classics, the Futureheads on T4
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Big party in here tonight
Black and white picture of an old timey flea circus
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
These guys just whip your hair straight off your head like a tablecloth
Picture of a barbershop front with the name Magic Barber
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dramatic lighting. He's so mysterious
Ginger and white cat sits on top of record player beside a lamp. He is dramatically lit.
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The dystopian terror of the Kwik Save No Frills range
A tin of hot dogs. Plain white packaging with black text. Foreboding.A tin of baked beans. Plain white packaging with black text. Stark
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is it an NHS dentist?
The Bald comedian from Mock the Week panel show
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also met this guy who was almost definitely a dinosaur
Large grey heron standing in a pond surrounded by green foliage
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This sheep was definitely giving me the eye
Picture of a sheep standing in a field. Has a strangely coy smile on its face
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Been hammering Lungfish albums recently. Just loud, cosmic, mystic repetition repetition repetition.
B&W photo of band Lungfish performing. Singer Dan higgs in foreground and bass player behind
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How would their little feet even reach the pedals
A road warning sign that says: Slow. Red Squirrels. Please drive carefully. Thank you
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
15th century stonemason convincing the clergy that, sure, I can do a pretty realistic skull, boss
Old grave stone with a cartoonish skull marker
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Took a walk and ended up in the past
Ruins of a 14th century church. Walls being consumed by foliage and a broken headstone Ruins of a 14th century church. Leaves covering a white stone with carved textRuins of a 14th century church. Tall end wall almost entirely covered with plant life
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The lads
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The UK Supreme Court doing almost cartoonish evil
The Court implies that individuals with profound cognitive disabilities cannot be "deprived" of liberty because their condition limits their ability to experience it-a view that devalues their fundamental rights.
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
These kinds of signs over two poles were called "The Gay Man's Legs" and you were NEVER to walk under them
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You know the forest has been gentrified when the random discarded clothing is dazzling white and hung with a coat hanger
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
When they won't let you order the staff curry
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Rachel Reeves is all in on crystal skulls
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
But he was supposed to be *quite good* at general office admin
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Assuming this guy was mid way through a George W Bush portrait when the news came in
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
To the gentleman in the white Fred Perry, I hear you. These are legitimate concerns.
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Convenient that he got it out of the way nice and quick
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here's Lewis, less than a year ago, making a big commitment to not asking the difficult questions
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The boss is in watching me work today
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It would be very weird if Starmer wasn't aware when people like me, an idiot on the internet, knew for years
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Haven't used eBay since I got this phone months ago but, yes, that feels about right
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
2 years on and he's only just growing into his ears
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Wes Streeting revokes apology and doubles down on threats to throw Jan Moir under train
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
This boy gets absolutely hyped on bin man day. It's like his best friends coming to visit
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Do you know why I've stopped you today? Don't you respect are brave boys, madam?
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The average Labour MP's front room
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Starmer covered head to toe in so many poppies that he looks like burry man
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Scotland has fallen
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Case in point
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Love an album title that accurately describes its contents. Also love to find out what a Trombo Marina is. Looks like part of an old church pew turned into an outback cello
Album: Pitch Dark and Trembling by Alma LapridaMusician Alma Laprida holding an instrument called the tromba marina. A tall two-stringed instrument played with bow
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(Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 @exbreakfast.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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