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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what if we had sex in the minecraft hotel 😳
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching all my friends get their steam frames while im on the waitlist
squidward looking out the window at spongebob and patrick having fun
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I installed a mod for NMS that adds the old 1.0 color grading back (it's still in the game as the Vintage photo mode filter) and this actually fixes every issue I had with the game's art style holy shit
No Man's Sky screenshot in a space stationNo Man's Sky screenshot on a fiery worldNo Man's Sky screenshot of a desert planetNo Man's Sky screenshot of a lush moon
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to punt whoever decided we need to have a dedicated AI button on the keyboard now that opens the useless fucking Copilot app and doesn't let you close it until it takes like 10 seconds to boot up
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i've discovered the secret to making fire music and it's called running a sampler through a guitar amp
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
to my great dismay, my greatest challenge in this NMS expedition so far is trying to find Actual Shit In A Kettle
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the ghost in the shell (2026)
robot pregnancy
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
looks like stephen universe grew up
still of some guy in The Ghost in the Shell
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
maybe a hot take but the more my alma mater begs me to donate money to them the less i'm inclined to. i already paid $120k for tuition, maybe if you guys can't realize that investing in education is more important then paying a football coach $1m you deserve to fail
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you could have healthcare be done by the most bureaucratic government website ever and it'd STILL be better than anthem's website, it's insane
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"man im feeling aimless today i should go for a walk" looks at weather 90 F fuck
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
say what you will about preprocessor macros but nothing has filled me with fear quite like seeing # define private public in a professional codebase alongside a comment saying "I'm sorry"
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy anniversary, to all who celebrate
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
just added mountain ranges generating along plate collisions to my WIP minecraft world generator!
WIP mountain range generating between two converging continental plates in minecraft
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
continental terrain generation by interpolating between domain-warped voronoi cells #minecraft
minecraft landscape with smooth, sloping terrain generation made from interpolating between voronoi cells
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
society if C++ had a This keyword in methods to get the enclosing type similar to Rust's Self, rather than just this
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of my coworkers misheard me saying Muse is "at Fiddler's Green tonight" as Muse's "Fiddler is green tonight" and thought Muse had a fiddle player who had painted themselves green for one night and one night only which is a really funny mental image
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Shoutout to the coffee shop I was just at who played both Big Thief AND Duster on the radio those guys have good taste
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Walked through Santa Barbara today with my cousin (who is trans). We ended up stumbling into a Ronald Reagan museum, realized where we were, shared what I can best describe as a thousand yard stare for socialist zoomers, and left
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Who decided the demonym for Utah is "Utahn" like why would you do that
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the fuck is spiderman doing out here bro
Google Maps screenshot of some fucking desert in Nevada with "local vibe" saying "Spidey Sightings"
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Truly astounding that DIA decided to make a squad of therapy dogs and then name it fucking "CATS"
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Truly and deeply baffled by the code I just found while debugging a compiler error. We have two source files including the same header, they're part of separate programs and not linked together. They define an implementation for a method with the same signature (1/2)
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Unironically great changes from Modrinth i think this will be really valuable for the mc modding community modrinth.com/news/article...
modrinth.com
New AI rules and project disclosures
An update to Modrinth’s Content Rules and our new mandatory content disclosures.
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
building a cave town in minecraft currently. really happy with how it's turning out so far
modded mc screenshot of a town in a cave, there's a river running through the middle of it and scattered houses across the bank, behind them is a tavern. in the foreground to the left there's a giant warehouse
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
wtf do you mean No Mans Sky is 10 years old i feel ancient
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
modded minecraft server had a great banquet last night where we got invaded by an army of weed creepers and half the server DIED (photo courtesy of acheroniss aka the guy cosplaying as Flowery)
castle on the wayfarer minecraft server overrunning with "reefers" which are weed creepers from the mod Nirvana
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
what the fuck do you mean slayyyter is dropping another album this year
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
imagine you go to arkham asylum but all the inmates are glovers
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
santa goes wild
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kroger put the diarrhea lettuce on sale lmao
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Shoutout to Chipotle for confirming they don't serve the parasite lettuce & just serve regular lettuce that gives me diarrhea
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Every few months I end up revisiting Tidal Memory Exo and yet again being reminded how insanely fucking hard it goes. All timer electronic album
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acloudyskye @acloudyskye.com · 03/07/2026
my new album is out now and you can listen to it online
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Me when my robots fly out into a lightning storm and fucking die
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fuck this planet bro
i have so much steel in factorio im throwing it into lava
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
reverse shoutout to the guy on the factorio sub who keeps drawing sad fanart of biters and making me feel bad about my mega flamethrower death wall
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I think one of the underappreciated ways that Factorio is similar to software development is that sometimes your spaghetti is too fucked and it's worthwhile to just start over, BUT it's a good idea to keep the old thing around so you can take parts from it to make the new one
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
IM FREEEEEEEEE
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I showed my gf the coconut story for the first time and didn't think about the fact that since she'd never seen it before she wasn't desensitized to it yet. Oops
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
god i fucking hate C++ template errors why does my make log have to be 55k lines long
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
just discovered Kane Parson's birthday is next week which is inevitably gonna lead to the funniest bsky post of all time
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
not me watching my closeted trans gf put a skirt on and immediately have to hide from her parents in the bathroom like a MGS game
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
what if it was called the barkrooms and starred a dog
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Bugs Bunny burning in hell. Bugs Bunny burning in hell
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Legit crazy to me that the Einstein Bros in the airport sells bakers dozens lol who buys that here of all places
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
One of the things I like the most about public transit is that you get a great opportunity to talk to strangers, most of them friendly. It's a really good way to get a broader perspective on humanity
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
my company's latest phishing training campaign is sending emails from phishingtraining.com. wow so subtle
phishingtraining.com
Proofpoint Security Awareness Training
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just realized I've accidentally been charging my Twitch subscriptions to my mom's PayPal and I don't think she noticed lmao (I'm switching it back to my PayPal though, I don't want to basically rob her lmao)
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Exo @ex0planetary.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I hate humanity's capacity to get attached to inanimate objects why am I getting emotional over putting biryani in the trash with my old towels I had for 10 years
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