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King President Orange Snowflake

@ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social
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Satirist, snarkist, Freedom/Liberty loving that swore to uphold the hypocritic oath. “Post lightly and carry a big stick.”

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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 7h
Too many are paid to troll right here in good ol’ USA to notice
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There will be a UFC fight before the main event.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope Democratic spinsters get to work on this one tonight. Republicans are spoon feeding material day after day.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Faces of soooo much winning
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The media’s complicity in letting him spin the lie as he ever increasingly dropped more bombs on more countries.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same peeps who put a canyon between Trump and Project 2025
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The real question is why aren’t you a returning member?!?
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be hysterical if the autopen signed it too
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has positraction
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They fall back on all the old tropes
foxnews.com
DHS send ominous warning as migrant caravan heads toward US-Mexico border from Honduras
A Honduran migrant caravan numbered in the hundreds has crossed into Mexico and is heading toward the U.S.-Mexico border as Border Patrol tracks its movement.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there no Sopranos because it started in 1999 or the writer wasn’t born yet?
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Or they know Trump will just try to get his fingers on it 1st, mob boss always needs his kickup.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Super Destroyers have a time limit for low orbit
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Show all your cards when your hand is weak, you’re gonna get called.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shaq is trying to redeem his role as Steel
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The real question to ask is, does a hand job count as sexual relationship?
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On speed dial
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If we had an honest media headlines would be “Trump Admin wants Boomers to delay retirement, work longer”
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That shouldn’t even be on the horizon; safeguarding the Republic, disarming weaponized departments, and abolishing ICE is day 1.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ain’t many people choosing US/Israeli war over high gas prices.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump Admin keeps feeding Democrats campaign material
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leo has seen watermelons before
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Taps sign
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same Robert Craft who was arrested for solicitation at a seedy strip mall massage parlor.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not all heroes wear capes
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Belongs in @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Diapers take up a lot of room
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The media will now be indicting John Adams and James Wilson for foundational principles.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I prefer the old way where they were chased out of every town.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Translation, he’s keeping it
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You spelled pulling your eyes out wrong.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s also cause someone else was riding a lion and they wanted to be different.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Skipping the Death Panels and going straight to culling the elderly and infirm.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Orange snowflakes
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is Don Don explaining how he escaped those scary Iranians by hiding in a catering truck.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t wait for headlines of the 1st one to shock his own nuts
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Marky clearly skips leg days
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Military can’t spare anymore missiles in drug boats with endless Iran War.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is affordability in the room with us now?
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trumps just recalling his latest cognitive test: Photographs, tapes, camera, box knife
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s what they know best, double down on red meat to invigorate the ever shrinking base.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I just keep leaning into if Fauci made such poor decisions and is so evil, surely the greatest, most smartest President ever would have seen right through it or stopped it.
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It brings me a shred of happiness that Musk and DOGE aren’t alive to see the wasted tax dollars
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Ralph Wiggums Simpsons
ALT: Ralph Wiggums Simpsons
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The $$ must have dried up, no $$, no need to spew Russian propaganda
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King President Orange Snowflake @ex-prezsnowflake.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
He’s gonna have a conniption and probably bomb Spain
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