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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 17h

I was 18 - Spicy Pickle Sandwiches. I couldn’t memorize the menu, but I busted my ass setting up and cleaning. Out of there after a week. Never looked back at food service but goddamn I respect it.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Never ceases to be the best there is.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hot Take: you should be required to apply for and earn a license to use a self-checkout machine. You should have to re-apply regularly and would be ticketed for mid-use of the line.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The stars above Alma, CO, the highest incorporated town in the U.S. (10,500’). The universe is wild.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is it me or is it very inappropriate *at best* for the world’s richest man, already in charge of a large portion of U.S. ventures into space and A.I. ventures overseeing anything regarding the U.S. military? Do we all need a heavy history lesson about the fall of the Roman republic?

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My Wife: The only thing worse than a man talking is an annoying man talking. She’s onto something…

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Since the Broncos are underwhelming tonight my cheer is “Ka-tie Dipp-Old *clap clap clapclapclap*”.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My Chipotle burrito’s Norovirus when it sees Cyclosporiasis-laden lettuce hit the tortilla…

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I don’t want to encourage Timothy Chalamet’s recent conduct, but there’s a real missed opportunity not running around saying “Fear is the Grind Killer” with his recent Bro-sploitation campaign, and that lack of imagination is why he should never win an Oscar.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Donald Trump is the guy on the group text who thinks they’re smart & fun but just has no chill & truly bad vibes. You’ve worked for years to phase them out of the textchain. A couple of your dumber friends added him back in. Now he’s on your couch farting through the Super Bowl Party & won’t leave.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

My nose as soon as that spring breeze hits.

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I feel like right now, the Republican Party is having the equivalent of the “Kendall Jenner Fyre Festival Ad” moment, and in about a year, they’re gonna be in the “Kraft Singles on Wonder Bread” moment…

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Donald Trump wants to sell 10 million of these cards. Anyone gonna tell him there’s less than 650,000 ultra high net worth individuals (assets over $30 million) world wide? 250,000 of them are already in North America. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

huffpost.com

Trump Announces Plan To Sell Pathway To Citizenship For The Wealthy With Trump ‘Gold Card’

Trump referred to his gold card idea as a green card with a “higher level of sophistication."

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

DOGE already missing self-imposed deadlines. Not a great look for their efficiency…

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Ewok’n’Roll @ewoknroll.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Doesn’t get much more regal than this dog right here…

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