ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 22/08/2025It's genuinely stuff like this that makes me want to move to and support Illinois economically. 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Yeahhhh at this point I think we can all fully accept that Schumer is bought and paid for. 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Do they just like ... Not understand the concept of batteries? 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 31/07/2025She is beauty, she is grace, she recently rediscover nuclear waste~ 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025We're living through the advent of contemporary fascism, every day be tryin' 🫠 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Let's flesh this out a little bit, is he just firing the gun into the air or at anyone in particular? 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Literally the only thing keeping me going is that we can reconstruct those agencies and most of the documentation has (hopefully) been preserved. Best case scenario this is a mugging, not a murder. 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Jesus that's bleak.media.tenor.coma woman with blue hair says you look lonelyALT: a woman with blue hair says you look lonely 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Hell yeah she said it, and I'll say it too. ICE is a tool for the fascist regime to terrorize the population. Nobody is born an ICE agent and they're free to resign. 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Someone let establishment Democrats know that doubling down on disliking colonisers and racists actually works. 040
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 08/07/2025So does the air just kind of...blow into these ventricles, or is there a diaphragmatic action similar to ours across each section? Like what promotes airflow? 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Exactly. Feeding friends and hanging out to hold onto the community that we have. 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Simply put if strange men with masks and guns show up in our neighborhoods and start kicking in doors, how can we be expected not to exercise our Second Amendment rights? Where did all of the NRA members go, huh? 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Wait what the fuck wasn't there literally another expo earlier this year that had a fire in/near their Artist Alley? 130
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Let me be crystal clear on my opinion of the 2nd Amendment in regards to what's happening right now: If you are Latino, GO BUY A GUN. Laura Loomer has openly stated that she wants you dead. 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Sure, they might be good at keeping people in, but what about keeping people out? 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Wait wait wait are we finally getting an Alien: Earth War adaptation? 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Nah, let's just call him "Junior" like the Dollar Store shyster that he is. 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 29/06/2025How would y'all define 'ghosting'? Like what's the prerequisite amount of time before you're considered ghosted? 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Haaaank! Don't abbreviate Captain Pachyderm, Hank! HAAAAAAAAANK 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It's wishful thinking on the part of every single landlord and property owner looking to get out of Florida before the home insurance market completely collapses due to climate change. 010
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Seems like a pretty serious punishment for feeding the pigeons 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Be safe out there tomorrow folks, and come prepared to help others out. 030
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 10/06/2025A little late but I passed the second of six exams to become a licensed architect on Friday 🤙 110
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The temptation to send it to her (I will get my ass kicked) 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I had forgotten about the character Kamala and was WILDLY confused for a moment. 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Yeah but if you take the body down what the fuck is Cuno going to do all day? 170
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Come out to Arizona, I was showering and had a scorpion decide to just vibe on the bathtub stopper 🫠 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 02/06/2025...y'know and I JUST bought a circle jig for my router... 030
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Y'all, this episode was honestly incredible. The GameChanger team absolutely killed it with this concept and we all would love to see this with more comedians! 160
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 13/05/2025What's crazy is we could probably bring it all crashing down in a month tops if we chose to, collectively. 130
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 07/05/2025My dad literally JUST went through this, and Rondell has all of my sympathy. It is an incredibly painful diagnosis and all you can really do is just ride it out. 020
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Art is one of the few things that I am absolutely willing to shell out for. I don't wander into art galleries and start demanding they lower their prices. I simply sigh to myself and hope for the day I can afford their work. 020
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Y'know I here there's a guy named Pol Pot that had some great ideas about creating an agrarian peasant paradise, has anybody checked on him in awhile? 010
Reposted by ewitwinsImelda @artworkbyimelda.bsky.social · 04/05/2025An oldie but a goodie. Happy May 4th! 012
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Hank Green/Ludwig crossover is not something I knew I needed, but I'm absolutely here for it regardless. 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Can't help but dream of a world where things like Sikes-Picot and the colonization of Africa never happened. 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I'm honestly still bummed we didn't find time to stop in Sapporo, it seems like such a cool place! 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 02/05/2025My dad is also in the hospital at the moment. Hoping your family member receives the best care possible. 000
ewitwins @ewitwins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Getting your ex-Navy dad to smile before leaving him at the hospital by telling him about the Truman losing another F/A-18E is a pretty good feeling, lemme tell ya. 000
