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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
they literally draw drawings of characters that don't exist doing thing that aren't real. that's horrible. I once saw a man be murdered with a fork. imagine if that man was once a child. a wee tot. a little lad
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
ther've impeached my Nasty Balls 4 times but the doc still won't give me top surgery to get them outta there but maybe a 15th time will Explode them
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
everyone is Gay shithead; But only one true man is Stupid
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
if your cowardly friends hate your Sex Habit remember that you are only a household 5 pound object away from caving their skull in using the power of wrath at any moment
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
DNI stands for "delightful, nice, interesting" and is a fun and cool way to find new friends by quickly determining what they find delightful nice and interesting from their bio
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
my beautiful husband who i have yet to marry has blocked me on all of social media, as well they have a restaining order to me, and i have not yet told them i am their husband, or gone on An date with they. /Them. But! i will not garve up; my môther told me she married Dad bc he annoyed her as fuck.
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
sniffing markers again Are't we , Tode.
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Why isn't anybody talking about this?
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
they have unionized to guarantee more beateings because they love getting Whipped and smancked by you todd, they thing this is quite sexy and all companies should do it. this was beginning of "BDSM WORKFORCE Era." and befitting was it, as a premise for genius Bethesda Storyteller, to write this era
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
No Matter how Hard You try. Or how Hard I am. make sloppy with me
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I am fucking women all the time. you are a snail todd
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
those are Big Man, tod
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
i wgant shorter games with worse graphics terrible music dogshit gameplay and mandatory micro transactions that lock into your bank account for the rest of your life and force you tok take loans and repossesses your child and your dog and hacks your medical history
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
if society does not collapse and my 401k pans out i will still be retiring to "the snake pit"
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
check out my posts on line
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
wat im saying is respect me or you get kermmit drinking the tea because ive been a Hacker before
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
the O Rly fandom is lining up to lick my chode, which tastes like winsauce. addicting games dot com-- games that are LITERALLY addictig. thats my kingdom, and we guessed the admin password for your forum (it was "marioiscool") and we changed the "post thread" button to a photo of jirachi's balls
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
changed my mind in fact u have one a l337 internet cookiez for this one m'lord. Good sir you have wone teh intarwebz
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
todd , thou art a hog of the Highest Calibur. show some respect to tyour audience, the people who built you, teh , Le freaking denizens of postdom. For without your peasants of whom you can request yr Balls Be Fondled every hour, you are nothing but a lonely bathroom tile, ples read my fanfic.
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
if society collapses you can be sure that I will be retiring to "the snake pit"
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
todd coward you Fucking shrimp, get over here and make sloppy with me. i know spells and magic to become a goodra with a BMI not yet calculated by the advanced minds of nerds with puny fucking dicks who undersand the stock markort
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
granma got run over by a reindeer-- but she was guilty of Dark Kinks, so god is smiling about it, but also weeping, because hes children, lack the tender heart needed to forgive the rain deer, and forgive Grandma. For their onbsession wit evil, and sensational vuolence, distracts them from tax fraud
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
can you jink up your interne instead, like give them a friends stroke. Not your intern btw. Just a workers right advicate. I think your intern deserves a climax too. a little reliefe for the poor drone. Do you feel me. Im dripping
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
they grafted a neuralink into my butthole and it started solving Einstein's Conundrum, which if you translate to England, means "a stone's challenge" -- please put away your wet pussys and hyper penii, i havent even read the chinese fine art dictionary backwards yet
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
you can't just credit me for shit i did not work on
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
welcome to the global validation machine "i ddont like when people are mean to me for Chainsawing Babies" "its ok check out my skin collection"
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
china will increse in size & power
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
another bird brained post from the Lord of Fools
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
ladies and gents im trying my best not to alarm you but there is an absolutely honest to god genuine bona fide CHEETO in the mcfreaking Whitehouse, and he's gay with eastern europa man vladdy putin, and they are having HOMO SEX every night, and honestly he is like a snack chip, or maybe a puff
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
mr beast should come down from his beautiful cloud in heaven and slut me hard
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
you are a Lord of the hogs and sweat your balls off in the mud pit trying to make ends meet for your tiny family of failsons. and i am campaigning for a reliable socialized system that will provide forb thankless swine such as thee
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
China will grow larger
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
if you can't beat em beat off
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
alas, poor bartleby. he was downright fucked
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
boss make dime i make dollar wasted on drugs watching the heart she holler
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
these fucking days all the emergency department sends are firetheys when my house is directly shittedd up by Heat because of my thermal stat. so what the hell! skinny babes? Where are all the wemon.
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
just Jack off. it's fine. God wants you to
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
replies will now be organized ordered by who has left their ass unwashed the longest, filthiest at the top
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
all of you dumb motherfuckers cooking your turkey today fucked up real bad. i cooked mine a month ago and will be spending thursday jacking off alone thinkign about how much i hate my family
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
third grader who has been terrorizing me for the past 26 years: my dad could beat up your dad! iphone! me, the ripe old age of 32 minutes: my therapist and i could suplex the both of you easily
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i would like to thank the acadomy for this increbible filmmaking award which recognizes my genious. i owuld also like to think eceryone who threw rocks at me in grade school for providing me with a tragic backstory that allows me to tap into the fucked up psyche of America's Most Depressed
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
the most effective strategy for defeating Mr. Insano is to be precisely as insane or maybe even more insane but in the opposite direction
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
dont worry the very nice representative on the phone said he will take you off the death cult hitlist as long as you run out into public naked screaming about abolishing the new testament
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
do not put me on the evil politics blocklist. the only blocklist i sould be on is the innocent creature mutilation blocklist, which is narmal for how you get your fucking Dinner.
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
do you fuckmotherings do even one thing besides falling upon your ass in a sort of way that crushes the aura im going for. get with the program you shitwheels
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
im pissing anywhere. so what. Free country
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
drinking some hot creen tea which elevates me over of you pathetic whelps
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
i think it's shit what we're doing in the water industry. burn the whole thing down
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
it is going to drain out like a loonie tune. you fucking buffoon
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evott @evotthigh.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
i need to fuck queerly , and thats on jesus
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