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Alix

@evolutionise.bsky.social
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Kiwi software dev living in Melbourne Has many opinions header image gratefully filched from shitpost.plover.com

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Gergely Orosz @gergely.pragmaticengineer.com · 17/06/2026
How is CI/CD changing because of AI, and what are sensible deployment practices more teams should be doing? Robert Erez is a CI/CD expert, having worked in this field for 10+ years, and also my former teammate at Skype. We went into deployment pipelines, GitOps, on-prem vs SaaS CI & more (cont'd)
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
couldn't figure out why a colleague kept talking to me in depth about music quality despite me clearly being baffled turns out the music service i picked when migrating away from Spotify is the High Quality Streaming music service i am such a pleb i didn't even know that 😩
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
they were SO excited to tell the person who mentioned it. they all sat up at attention, like a dog who spotted a treat including me, to be clear. i was extremely excited too.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i have rarely seen kiwi software engineers as excited as when someone said in a meeting that there is no way a train carriage could go directly onto a ferry
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
my smallest dog, Otto, cannot stand to see me cuddle someone else. he grumbles at me and wiggles his butt until he is picked up, held like a baby, and included in the snuggle
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i cant explain it but I can't stop watching shoresy
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i just completed a complex infrastructure setup task I've been hyperfocusing on for three days and i feel bereft now that it's done you know what i should do? i should convert it to run in kubernetes instead 😈
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
i can imagine the look the bus driver gave their techy nerd friend when the tech nerd promised other nerds would find this specific number on a number on a bus extremely funny
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
come stay with me!! we have a lovely spare room
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
thank you for giving the people what they want
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
"ooh look at our new In Her Corner initiative to include women!" rule of thumb: if it involves your marketing team, it's not the real systemic, transformative change that's needed
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i bet you're really fun at parties and people enjoy interacting with you
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
i feel like it's making me a worse typist! I'm now struggling on my regular macbook pro keyboard AND on this thing. luckily I'm only using it for another half a day.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this device is evil. do you see that enter key? probably you missed it because it's TINY
a photograph of a particularly tiny apple keyboard on a wooden desk with my finger pointing accusatorily at a particularly small enter/return key
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"I've missed your angry, passive-aggressive work muttering" - friend and former colleague, sitting next to me while i check slack i swear it's not personal! i just have a lot of feelings to get out before i write anything!
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
one of them did confuse Alysa Liu with Eileen Gu which was a bit awkward
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
it's been really hard keeping my mouth shut when my male colleagues talked about ice hockey today. i had to keep reminding myself they don't know about heated rivalry, they just wanted to talk about the olympics.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
he is definitely thinking about how he finally tricked me into letting him bite my nipple this morning
a small black pug is curled on the chest of a man lying on his back on the couch. the pug has a pensive look on his little face. the man is wearing a green tshirt and glasses. he's smiling down at the pug.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
omg gorgeous!! i absolutely adore black pugs, we got one for our second pug, Otto. a colleague said she thinks her black pugs were cheekier and i think i agree. Sosig looks full of personality too
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
you have a pug now?? i always remember you pugsat Alfie for us once
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
i explained to my friend how i use 25 min timers between my complex and drawn-out medication routine and he nodded and said "congrats, you've reinvented pomodoro timers"
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
what can i say, it's an addiction
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
a pack-a-day habit, but it's Coles gluten free hot cross buns
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
considering submitting to a conference in Japan so i can take a trip there on work's dollar to buy quilting fabrics
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
but new team is the light at the end of the tunnel. People have been so welcoming and excited, they're including me in their in-jokes, and even starting new ones with me! I'm so happy.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i am, however, leaving behind a bit of a hospital pass of a project. i will be spending the next two months trying to make it a bit less of a ... well, a complex risky beast.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
And I'd like to shout out, once again, how sensible it is to have a clear company policy on how you can rotate within R&D teams on a regular, orderly cadence. It keeps people in the company and distributes very team-specific knowledge across the company. It's so smart and effective.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
announced my team move today - i didn't realise it was weighing on my shoulders until now! I'm switching from doing black magic execution engine things to ... well, no one really knows what it is yet, but it's called CoreCD with a team called Modern Deployments, to give you a taste. Extremely hype!
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
this is just the first of many gems i have up my sleeve
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
thread of unintentional sexual innuendo from software developers, overheard and misinterpreted by my dirty mind: "let's nut it out together"
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
my tattoo artist just called me Rainman because she said "i think we're about halfway through colouring the ivy leaves" and i said "we are, we're at 12.5 out of twenty" (she was entirely joking and it was funny and also fair)
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That would at least be funny! This was sadly just a bit of a headscratcher. Apparently a Lexus is the status symbol car to have for high net worth individuals, in this book's universe 🤷 i mean, it was a terrible book and i didn't finish it for other reasons but the TWO Lexuses didn't help
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
my favourite game to play with my husband? "guess what car this romance writer considers to be a signal of status and wealth" anyone wanna guess the most egregious contender?
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i have an amazing friend/accountant/actual adult who i am essentially paying to be my more-capable sibling in this endeavour. I'm so grateful for her, and i genuinely don't know how I'd tackle this without her.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
having a parent in rest home care is a part-time admin job. desperately wishing for siblings right now. even if they didn't do anything, at least I'd have a capable adult as a target for all my frustration and ffs as you get older and retire, make a plan for your own care
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i was on the list for shoulder surgery in Wellington for over two years with no hope of it happening and absolutely no communication. i moved to Tauranga and the whole thing was scheduled and executed within six months. absolutely wild difference between the DHBs
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
love blocking out focus days in my calendar. i get SO MUCH important shit done while avoiding focusing on the big important thing to do.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I can't quite believe this happened, I've been offered a ticket to the Australian Open on Wednesday through work. Developers very rarely are on the receiving end of these sort of business partner invitations and i am SO excited and grateful to be going! Freaking out about what to wear though
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
don't worry, tiny baby is getting all the pats to console him
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I was telling my husband to look at how cute the dog was being, snuffling away at my mouth instead of his usual nose biting. should've known better. something unpleasant is always coming.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
i just bit my dog's tongue because HE stuck it in my mouth while i was talking, why am i the one feeling guilty??
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i pretty regularly check my mum's email to make sure she's not getting scammed or missing bills (with her permission) but reflexively delete/unsubscribe from pointless update emails, which I'm sure is disconcerting for a woman with Alzheimer's
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I went back and forth on the colours for quilt #3 but i think im finally happy with them
quilting tools (ruler, rotary cutter) on top of white floral embossed quilting fabric with folded squares of navy and red/white/navy floral fabrics
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Quilt #2 has been completed. So much happier with how this one turned out! It's now on its way to its new home in NZ, and I'm starting on quilt #3. I would quite like my dining table back for a bit but i want to get the third one done quickly if I can.
a square rainbow quilt with a thin white border and a pug heart fox applique on the bottom right corner, hung up in front of interior french doors inside my apartment
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
the joys of living in Australia: is it some sort of electrical tool or a particularly annoying cicada
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ahh cool cool cool, many of the supplements i need to take daily do not help sleep www.verywellhealth.com/supplements-...
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6 Supplements That Can Interfere With Sleep Quality
Supplements such as B-complex vitamins, vitamin D, calcium, and caffeine can affect how well you sleep.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
oh i didn't mean you. i meant the name - i was agreeing with you! just... very bad vibes all around. can't even joke about it without a bit of horror! execution foundations is just... gallows humour, if you will.
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Alix @evolutionise.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
it's a little on the nose given the current political climate
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