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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 36m

..hhhha. Yeah.. [ ..sigh. With a weary little smile.. ] ..sucks. M'sorry.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 1h

..right. Yeah. Been there, even if it's.. Prob'ly not the same. ... ..it, uh, happen a lot, for you?

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 1h

[ ..clearing her throat. Part of her was almost excited over the chance to be protective..? ] ..yeah- Yeah, I get it. Um- Any.. /particular/ reason..?

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 1h

... I- I dunno. Picking on you, I guess..? Kinda- Sounded like I was just missing part of a conversation..

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 1h

..Oh. Um. I thought someone was.. [ ..sigh. . . . Opening her arms. ] ..Well, um. I'm all ears if you wanna /talk/ about it..? But I geddit if you don't.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 6h

flip the pronouns and this is my boyfriend about me i think

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 9h

[ YOINK. Snatching him up and spending like. Five straight minutes trying to figure out how bridal carrying someone works. ... And immediately scurrying off, giggling to herself. ]

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah. Yeah.. . . . [ Wagging.. ] ..you wanna go snuggle up and not get outta bed about it ?

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 10h

[ ... TURNING AROUND AND PUMPING HER FIST IN THE AIR. turning back. ] Cool! Cool okay free boyfriend. Awesome.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 10h

.., sSo like. It really would be embarrassing to be seen on NBD without a boyfriend. Sooo. Um. . . . ..are you. Free today. To. Um. Fake it.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 10h

..National Boyfriend Day and I don't even have one. Sighhhh. Siiiiighhhhhh..

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

..really.. really. Important. To me. Nowadays. So.. I- I mean, it's- I do. Um. I do. If that's- Not- Weird to be. Saying.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I- I mean, I.. /do/, that's- Where it- /Came/ from. I dunno, it.. [ ... Shifting on her feet. Sighing. ] ..It makes /sense/?? I mean, you're.. cute, a- and I'm pretty sure I've been tucked up to /you/ more than, like.. anyone else I know, these days? And.. like I said, I trust you, and that's..

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[ . . . Glancing off proper, and rubbing at her arm. ] Iii mean.. I.. Think it's.. You're.. ... ..I- I trust you. Like. A lot. And, um. ..mmmaybe. Maybe. Like- Maybe on.. /purpose/, I mean. 'Stead of, um. Spitting it out on accident like an idiot.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

..I- iiisss ittt..?? [ ..blink. Blink. Glancing off and back.. ] I mean, I don't- Ssshit. I was trying to like- You don't have to just.. say it to make me feel better, it's- It's fine..?-

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

... [ A little tongue-click. Audibly deflating slightly? ] ..Rrrright. Okay. Yeah. Makes- Makes sense. yeah.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[ . . . Rocking on her feet. Glancing off and rubbing at her arm. ] Sso, um.. Is it- Like- Just- /Okay/, or..?

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

..I. Um. [ ... ] ..O- Okay. If you- If you're sure? I, um. ... If you're sure. [ Wagging.. ]

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

WITH THactually wait hang on why are you still here. [ blink. blink. ] ..I ? Said what I think I said, right? Why are y. What.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

.. . i don't think i have to say the whole thing again. i have a date with the freeway. be right back in a casket,

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

( 💭 Seriously, I mean it!- Just- D- Don't worry about it, okay? ) ii'm gon a sucjk your soul out of your body through the dick,?

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[ some days you're just family guy death posed under the covers ]

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i, Gh, um , [ Wagging. Rapidly. //////// 💦 ] NnOthing? It's nothin g ,

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

.. that seems. really hard to do. like i don't think dracula's just trotting around the streets with a Suck Me sign.

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i mean i respect it but like. arceus almighty. ... important question is it vampire dick in general or JUST dracula

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i feel like i just got suckerpunched like seventeen times in a row

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🩷🩵 ` #700 - Sylvie Anna - Boyfriend Haver ` @evolutiondysphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[ . . . ..a shaky breath. Whatever little bit of a nod she can manage, and a small shift. ] ..I won't. I.. I won't. Not until you want me to.

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