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Oddish

@evlbe.bsky.social
267 followers 228 following 1K posts

22, Alpha male, woke and dei, escaped the matrix, I’m going to make blue sky funny 🇹🇼🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪

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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
This place kinda sucks
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Sorry to disappear, I fell of my bike and was embarrassed
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Bumping the #promosky to hit 300 followers before my 1000th post in an act of desperation Also follow if you’re hyped for new Tomadachi life and we can be hyped together
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
End of my life has been postponed
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pavidia (not a mouse) @pavidia.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I hate when Volkswagen cheats on their emissions test! It makes me so angry!!! ts pmo!!!!!!
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Saw Bernie from behind today
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pavidia (not a mouse) @pavidia.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
if I ever transition im going to become extremely Catholic again as a means of cover and I see no flaws with this plan
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Here’s one of my cats
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Looking for cool people #promosky ☆Animal Crossing ☆Board Games ☆Cats ☆Civilization ☆Coding ☆Colorado Sports ☆Cool Bugs ☆Horizon ☆Invincible ☆LOTR ☆Marvel Rivals ☆Pokemon ☆Rimworld ☆Severence ☆Stardew Valley ☆Whatever my friends like ♡/⟳ I'll owe you forever
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I have now lost 7 followers since this post, I’m experiencing a fraction of the pain women experience online
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Someone unfollowed me shortly after I posted this, they wanted me bad
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Girlfriend reveal at 1 million followers
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Two hundred WHAT years?
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Fucked up it can just be Monday again like that, who feels me?
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Got bored and made a graph of my enjoyment of media versus how well made the media is
Y axis how much I want to watch
X axis how well made it is
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DINKY? FISH? @dinkyfish.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Dinky little guy #art #oddish
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Guys check this out
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
What happens behind this door?
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
200 followers on here, 5 year plan to internet stardom is on track oh also thank you to all my new friends
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Had to leave my soul in my cubicle when clocking out, new corporate mandate
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Watching the followed you back notification disappear in real time
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Officially accepted into grad school
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’m never checking my day list again
Spotify autogenerated playlist where it says I’ve been listening to doof doof, gyat, and standing on business music, it is an attack on my character
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Guys check this out
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Not excited for the upcoming generation of AAA games that have no soul
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
#promosky again with more specific stuff 🍊peeling an orange peel off in one piece 🌙 waking up early for something quick and getting to go to bed again right after 🌳 watching a specific leaf and seeing it fall off the tree 🎵 noticing music in a public place after drowning it out for a while
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Someone blocked me for responding to their promosky, like wtf were you expecting to happen?
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
#promosky but super niche experiences that if you like we will connect spiritually 💧smelling wet stone after it rains 💳paying off my credit card bill early 🚗driving on a dark highway late at night 🐈 scared cats growing a mohawk on their back Char limit but follow if you fw these we will vibe
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#promosky because everyone needs to see the light 🔵Pokémon 🔴Marvel Rivals 🏢Severence 💻Coding 🌾Stardew 🎸guitar 🐈cats 🎲board games 🛰️Star Trek Get in on the ground floor while you can
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Big day for fans of women #internationalwomensday
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This person is about to die
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Wokely: women who are ugly look trans
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This time yesterday I had 4 followers and now i have 47, assuming the growth is exponential I'll have 2000 followers this time tomorrow and by midnight next Wednesday everyone on earth should follow me Get in on the ground floor while you still can
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Guys is there an important fundraising deadline coming up in getting worried?
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Im the face of video games on bluesky
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Swiping quickly and had to scroll back because I thought Hillary Clinton was going to prison
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have a girlfriend btw 🙄
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Yo is anyone actually named megatron
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Got me fucked up at the autism vote
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’m so in on the idea the woke and dei and other terms like that are going to become slang terms in the next few decades
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hate to say it but trumps definitely smarter than you give him credit for, in an evil way of course but no one else knows how to play to fear like he does these days
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Hey guys just got here from truth social what’s up?
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Oddish @evlbe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Dude I fucking love software quality assurance who’s with me
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