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Evirix

@evirix.bsky.social

30, femboy, artist? Fox. The brain has specific functions for each part of my body that refuses to listen to it.

Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A dream I never forget is when I was about 3, I dreamed me and other kids were being chased by a green gummy bear with green spray paint. The bear would spray us, we'd turn into balloon animals, and the bear would pop us.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I once had a computers class teacher make a power point on why bread is bad for you. One reason that stuck with me is she said "50% of all serial killers were bread eaters." I don't know what I couldn't believe more. That she used that as a reason, or that it was only 50%. that's such a low number.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I'm glad recording funerals isn't normalized. Imagine getting caught watching mourn hub.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

In honor of men's mental health month and pride month, I'd like to bake a potato.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

You ever walk into a store that's clearly for people with money and you immediately feel like you don't belong there? I walked into a scioto valley once.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

ATTENTION: your chicken pot pie is forfeit, hand it over.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The Egyptian god Anubis is bisexual and puts his sexuality in his name because if he didn't, he'd just be Anus.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

You can turn cheese into a fruit by removing all of its dna and replacing it with the dna of a fruit.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My brain is a finely woven net, yet memories are a stream of rushing water.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

The end of the world starts when one specific slice of bread is eaten, I just don't know which one.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Does anyone know how I can become a marine biologist in 3 days? I wanna beat up Aquaman.

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Evirix @evirix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Do vegan testicles shaped like the color earth?

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