EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 18/03/2026BYE, LOSERS *i run waddle as fast as i can into the far distance, where tumblr is still actively burning to the ground* 0396
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026basically they found an ancient Mesopotamian staff that can control shadows and i need it for plot reasons 0233
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry 0298
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026so was anyone gonna tell me about the infinite gold glitch in my tower or were you just gonna keep profiting off it while ive got RENT DUE ! 0227
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 11/05/2025just a few short days after i hatched from my wizard egg, my mom made a homunculus of wet clay. funny little guy. she named it “better kid” —we called him BK for short. now he’s the urn i keep her ashes in. happy mother’s day! 0213
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 11/05/2025ATTENTION BLUESKIANS: you are receiving an INFERIOR QUALITY version of my posts. to experience my genius in its PROPER CONTEXT, you should download TUMBLR, an app that DOESN’T WORK, and follow ONLY wizards and “TGIRLS” 25521
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 02/05/2025i can only assume that stands for Loathsome Rasping Poltergeists 1141
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 01/05/2025the king just told me my jester subscription is going up by 2 bucks this month. fuck this. im just gonna hire some pirates to kidnap him 2297
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2025i will soon be releasing a new type of hog with gravity-type powers. enjoy da world 0317
EVIL WIZARD @evilwizard.bsky.social · 27/04/2025it’s hard being a beloved niche internet celebrity when you have no job no skills no talent no family no friends and some sort of wailing ghoul that follows you and portends dark futures 13814
