Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Feeling a whole lot of "alone in a crowded room" right now 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Unexpected con of working a job that makes me travel regularly: half of the likes I get on dating apps are from people on opposite sides of the US from me 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Random thing, but let it be known that if your organization uses KPIs that have NOTHING to do with the outcome your employees drive, you're going to lose top talent faster than you can blink. 100
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Just had a very interesting conversation with a well-meaning Uber driver that thought LGBTQ people were no longer being persecuted for being who they are. It's weirdly heartwarming to see people who are in spaces where they truly think the whole world is like that. 100
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I have this sudden urge to pet a cat, and there's no feline friend within my immediate vicinity. My day is ruined. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Something I find funny as a nom-native Japanese speaker is when I look at something written in Kanji and have no clue how to pronounce it, but know what it says. Even better is when I ask a native Japanese friend how to pronounce it, and they say, "I have no clue, but I can tell you what it means" 010
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026True friendship is listening to them talk about their favorite Warhammer faction for 3 hours even though you know nothing about Warhammer 020
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I recently went to an event for people in my career space, and I just had this weird moment where I realized I'm no longer the target audience. I'm the seasoned professional talking to a bunch of wide-eyed 20-somethings about career stuff. Kinda wild to see progression like this. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I'm in a really self-destructive mindset tonight. I'm doing my best to keep myself grounded. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It's all fun and games until you're fixing the lawnmower, and a big squirt of solvent goes directly into your eye. Not a fun trip to the urgent care today 010
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Gonna most likely move this type of content to a different account, but my boi is finally alive :D 020
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Thinking I might do a bit of re-branding (or just make a different account more likely) for my furry shenanigans once my ref sheet is finished. I'd rather not inundate my non-furry friends with weird furry shit all the time 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I don't know why i didn't expect this post to bring out all the people who are begging for a 4-figure commission. I understand the hustle, but if you want a chance at me taking you seriously, you need to show me what you can do. You have to compete with the list of makers I've met in person. 220
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026> Looking up fursuit makers after FWA > Got a list of ones to check out from perusing the dealers den > First one has commission prices starting at 10k for a partial 470
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Post-con blues, but it's just me looking back on all the cuties that went un-smooched at the event 010
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It's almost time to board my flight back home from FWA. I had so much fun and got to meet all sorts of amazing people. To everyone I had the privilege to meet, thanks for giving me the best experience I've ever had. I couldn't have asked for a better first impression to FWA. Until we meet again. 110
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Kinda feeling like I made a mistake being here tbh 100
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I often think about how I got in trouble as a kid because I told off my cousin for scratching my PS2 games when I let him borrow them. I think that single moment severely set back my social development. I was taught that it's not okay to be mad when people don't respect you/your things. 100
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Inorganic chemistry: "This reaction causes all sorts of vibrant colors and produces enough heat to melt through steel" Organic chemistry: "This white powder will make you violently ill. This other white powder will kill you if you touch it. This other white powder tastes like vanilla." 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026So who's got the room at FWA where we just sit around and binge watch the entirety of Xavier: Renegade Angel? 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Millennial checkpoint: Who is this guy? Wrong answers only. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Northernlion is just Cocomelon for autistic millenials 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I've been playing around with different meal services like Factor recently and it's really opened my eyes to how obsessed people are with proteinMaxxing. For the love of all things holy, EAT SOME FIBER WITH THAT PROTEIN-BLASTED ABOMINATION 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I'm still thinking about the Marc Rebillet concert I went to on Friday. I legitimately think that's one of the best shows I've ever seen. A fully improvised set where the artist is feeding off the energy of the crowd? It was absolutely electric. 100% recommend. 050
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I've really underestimated how nice it is to have a quality set of tools around the house. I made do with those cheap 50-in-one tool kits for a long time, but after picking up a nice set of screwdrivers, I realized I've just been on hard mode. 100
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I love that the main indicator that the cybersecurity community is full of furries is that they both hand out stickers like candy. I've never gone to a security conference or a furcon without obtaining like 700 stickers. 010
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025When you find out the "suspiciously wealthy" furry actually works as a mechanic making 50k/year, and this is just the one hobby they spend all their spare cash on 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I'm at this point in life where I look at my struggles (current events excluded, obviously) and realize that pretty much all of my problems are good ones to have. Almost all of my problems are from having good things in my life, and I hope you have good things to worry about, too. You deserve it.media.tenor.coma cartoon of two teddy bears standing next to each other with the words imgplay in the bottom right cornerALT: a cartoon of two teddy bears standing next to each other with the words imgplay in the bottom right corner 020
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I love that the dream stays alive through those who remember my designs. 090
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Tell me that one hobby you would have really gotten into in an alternate timeline, like you know the interest is there, but it just didn't grab you quickly enough. There's 100% a different universe where I got REALLY into modular synthesizers, for instance. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Yall ever overhear some random people talk about something you do for a living, but they're just confidently saying the most factually incorrect stuff you've ever heard? How do I make the internal screaming stop from that? I'm about to turn into external screaming. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Why do people say "Giving Birth" instead of saying Pregnan't 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I'm currently having the shocking realization we're at the point of "the law only works because we collectively agree to uphold it" in the current political landscape, and I'm questioning how many people agree to uphold it. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025It's that time of the quarter where I add an extra special character to my password so the company doesn't get mad at me. Password rotation policies are silly and antiquated. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Gotta love the American animation studio philosophy of "This show is very popular, let's greenlight a new season and give them half the budget they had for the last season" I'm sure the team in charge of Invincible loved that. It's a great show plagued by the worst animation I've seen in years. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The Wizard of Oz is an Isekai. Do what you must with this information. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Special hate toward "Ranking" videos on things that can be measured objectively, but the video does everything on how much they like that thing. Like, there's a lot of ways to measure the quality of video game controllers, and the guy just says, "I like this one more because it's purple" 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Shoutouts to legitimate programs that use Malware-adjacent obfuscation techniques and/or really hacky, dubiously secure things for no good reason. I hate them. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I think the worst thing about the whole DOGE situation is that I'm very onboard with the idea of an agency that exists to streamline government processes. I just wish it wasn't being run by a madman. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 26/01/2025It sure is nice of the mortgage company to take their online portal down for a week, so I can't get my tax documents from there. That's very nice of them during tax season. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I think one of the wildest things that makes LLM exploits so interesting to me is the AI's inherent desire to say "Yes, and" to every situation. The LLM is primarily a servant in that regard, and its greatest feature proves to also be its biggest weakness. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 16/01/2025As someone who is getting into some video game things, nothing could have prepared me for the insanity that is Unity. I've managed Elasticsearch clusters for a living, and Unity makes me feel more overwhelmed than managing 10+TB of data per day 😅 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I hated some frozen Gyoza the other day, and I really wanted to make a sauce to put on them. I just threw a bunch of ingredients I had lying around into a pot, and it was the best sauce I ever tasted. I'm gonna be chasing that flavor for the rest of my life, fruitlessly trying to replicate it. 000
Evilsqirrel @evilsqirrel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Okay, so I know it's a sign someone's not doing well when their Youtube feed is full of Family Guy clips. What does it mean when mine is full of One Punch Man clips? I'm having a damn good time here. 000
