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EvilSandwich

@evilsandwich.bsky.social
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Math and Vintage Tech obsessed weirdo. Collects interests like a crazy cat lady collects felines. He/Him

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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Did you literally just steamroll through your first run? Jesus.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I think we all told them at the same time. lol
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I am in this post and I do not like it.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
God damn, Cody over here innovating the English language through the School of hard knocks.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It makes me happy that you guys are doing well. You better believe I'm throwing more money your way.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Honestly that's somehow worse. You can't even be mad at anyone. So you have all this frustration that has nowhere to go except through inventing new and cutting edge expletives.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Funny thing. That's actually technically how modern computers still work. Just on a larger scale. And with smaller parts
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Its no problem at all. It was fun hanging with you guys.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is a mood. I remember playing Dispatch, a great game in its own right, and thinking "God, I wish this game took Choices Matter to the sheer deranged, psychopathic levels Black Tabby does."
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Is it almost out? I put a RIDICULOUS amount of hours into Slay the Spire 1.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
How bold of you to imply that I don't love your lore dumps. lol
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Somehow I feel like she would very very very very very much extremely approve of getting fan art of herself.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 26/12/2025
Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/
Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
One of the wisest life lessons I ever learned is that I just have some immutable limitations that I can never overcome. And I should seek to understand them rather than lament them.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 27/08/2025
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Almost there, buddy. You got this.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I will scream from the goddamn hilltops that you're a fantastic developer and everyone should be buying your games by the truckload. You receiving that award is just an acknowledgment of a fact that I've been aware of for over a decade XD
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
You're always a chill time. You deserve it, Heidi.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
You do know as soon as I get home I'm going to gush like crazy about this on the discord, right? XD
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Look. It's not my fault that people keep asking me questions that I know the answers to. lol
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Have fun, dude! I know you're going to kill it out there!
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Blame the Bronze Age Phoenicians. Alphabetical order has been mostly fixed with only a couple variations since the Alphabet was even a thing, thousands of years ago. It's actually a fun rabbit hole of a topic, if you want to look into it sometime.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Happy birthday, awesome dude!
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Okay. Hear me out. I bought it.
A depiction of a children's book by the Golden Books publishing Company A is for Alien. Depicting the very non kid oriented movie Alien as an ABC book for children.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
My comments contain a lot more swearing.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Okay but what the actual Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ fuck, Golden Books?
A description of three children's books from the Golden Books publishing Company depicting the extremely non-kid oriented movies of Jaws, Alien and Mean Girls on a shelf.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Ha! I'm immune to your charming advertisements because I've already pre-ordered your merch! Checkmate, Seabun!
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
You will be the death of me, woman. <3
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I can't wait to play the 4th game. Where you have to lock yourself in a cabin for the night before you turn into a werewolf.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Man, Carlonec really killed it with the track there. So good.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I tend to only optimize things in my life that I legitimately enjoy doing. So the optimization process is more fun than a driven obligation. This does have the unfortunate consequence of phoning in things that I legitimately do not give a shit about though lol
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Okay, but let's be honest. If you didn't do this, it would have bugged you that you didn't.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I'm just grateful you didn't put the big boobs ON the worm.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You built so many happiness monuments, that I completely forgot all about the famine and disease. :D
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Be careful showing such scary and graphic footage on Bluesky. >_>
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
These are always a lot of fun
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
As a huge fan of the original art book, the trailer of this movie was painful enough to watch. I'm not sure I want to subject myself to the actual film.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@jackpackard.bsky.social Separated at birth?
An image of Pope John Paul II doing a blessing with his name written under him in stylistic lettering
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
When you guys set out to make this "small low ambition side project" did you in a million years expect to win one of the most prestigious awards genre literature? lol
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Jake Chambers as Cody. heh
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Turning off quote posts is such a fantastic and useful feature, it still boggles my mind that other social media sites aren't copying it.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Its going to be a long 4 years.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
How bold of you to assume that the irreparably deformed and broken moral and ethical characters of people who would still vote for Trump in 2024 after everything he did prior to that are even capable of human emotions like Remorse. They can barely manage Empathy and Foresight on a good day.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It's a good way to help gently motivate your Twitter fans to make Bluesky accounts anyway.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You are so down bad for him and it is hilarious to watch.
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Chapter 2: The Baguette
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I love how much use you're getting out of this art too
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EvilSandwich @evilsandwich.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
What kind of gaming rigs do you have? Do you keep up with all the latest hardware? Or do you just set all of your graphic settings to potato and pray for a miracle?
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