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Drew Hilton

@evilrbt.bsky.social
1.2K followers 202 following 2.6K posts

I read scripts and write movies. Big fan of dogs, tacos, and naps. English-born Californian. screenplaymechanic.com/index.html

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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Meanwhile, Chevron is putting this bullshit on every gas station island in California.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Only the next week in Aberdeen probably won’t look like this…
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I can’t believe this psycho is going to start a thermo nuclear war tonight and destroy mankind, and I have to spend my last day on Earth performing jury duty.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Same dude I think.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I read film/TV screenplays for a living, so every year I make a Top 10 list of my favorite submissions. Here’s this year’s list. Please feel free to share and I’d be happy to connect any interested producers, agents, or managers with the writers. www.screenplaymechanic.com/lugnutlist.h...
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Gotta start highlighting the actual clowns who write this stuff. Look at this woman’s bio. Obviously she’s MAGA.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
JFC, I posted this yesterday about Trump’s freakout in the Situation Room...
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This was mine…
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Under the moniker Screenplay Mechanic, I read feature scripts and TV pilots for aspiring screenwriters from all over the world. I try to help them improve whatever story they want to tell, while helping them grow as writers along the way. I’ve been doing it for 30 years and I’ve read 18,000 scripts.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Please, for the sake of mankind, can somebody give Aunt Gladys a lock of Trump‘s hair?
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I can guarantee they talk almost daily. Putin is guiding him every step of the way on how to reshape America into Russia. I mean, have you seen the 2014 Putin phone…?
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I posted this 3 months ago.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If you dig guitar rock, Band Of Skulls are fantastic.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
This was my all-time best friend, Bailey, who passed 3 years ago. The WORST pain. The only thing that helps… more Yorkies. :)
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Drove up there yesterday. Gut-wrenching.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Mr Bean as SecDef would be an upgrade. What we have now is worse than Baldrick.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Sell your Tesla. Or set it on fire.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The enemy will never see our next generation of spies coming.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Can we please not start the civil war until I’ve finished Reacher S3?
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Elon Musk may be a Nazi but he would never force anyone into a gas chamber. He’d build an electric one.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Tough talk from the Dems. Reminds me of that classic scene from The Untouchables: “They send one of yours to the hospital. You send one of theirs to the zoo to visit the pandas and get some ice cream.”
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I honestly couldn't care less about ISIS anymore. The real threat to America is Trump, Musk, and the GOP. They're permanently wrecking the country *right now*.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
MAGA got their wish. America will be a Russian-style dictatorship within weeks and there are no mechanisms to stop it unless the GOP does a hard 180 (not likely).
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Don’t need this anymore.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My local scout hall has this box, where you can retire flags. I'm "retiring" my U.S. flag, which was flown over the state capital, on Jan 20th. I'll just fly my California flag instead.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Palisades Fire sunset.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The “Big One” was supposed to be an earthquake not a wildfire.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The title is apt. July 1983.
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Well the title is apt. (July 1983)
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