Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 11/09/2026An Uber that takes you to the Valley to pick strawberries but the driver picks the strawberries for you while you get shit faced at a winery. 2212
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just sprinkled everything bagel spice on KD and my cookbook will be out in Spring 2027. 0171
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The only thing I miss about the Covid lockdowns is Hatfield Farm’s sign game. 0161
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Trump: “Oh how nice, the Canadian Nova Scotians are on board with these new tariffs and extended us an olive branch. I bet it’s lobster!” *opens box* Trump is attacked by ticks, June Bugs & a Sullivan’s Pond goose. 2332
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Somewhere, a Dollar Store employee begins unpacking candy canes. 2233
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Idk, maybe instead of complaining about smoke, the United States could send up some help with our wildfires like we do when their forests are burning to the ground. 1191
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 15/07/2026There are plenty of things wrong with this Province and not having the guts to name one of those helicopters “Donair Force One” is definitely in the Top 3. 0404
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The Peggys Cove Black Rocks Patrol just hired that bison. 1150
Andy Bowers @evilpez4.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Peak Nova Scotia paranoia is worrying about a tick that can make you allergic to Donairs. 2293