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Speaking from a cow dung sweat lodge during a 4-day vision quest, Chansley promised to restore security protocols. He then removed his underwear, placed it on his head, and began chanting.

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

“Settle down, Cupcake,” the President said to a shrieking 16-year-old as he foisted a binder of mostly blank pages into her hands. “This beautiful Anti-Trans bill is gonna offer you and your hot little friends privacy and protection the likes of which have never been seen before.”

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

BREAKING: U.S. Government Throws Surprise "Final" Birthday Party for Social Security. "We wanted to make this birthday extra special," explains official while slowly pressing pillow down. "What better gift than eternal rest?"

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

"I simply applied standard corporate restructuring principles to optimize my viewing experience," the CEO explained. "Sometimes you have to make the tough decisions that others won't."

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Place your bets on democracy's survival

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Happy Labor Day to the few workers we haven't replaced yet!

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Interstate Tariffs: a new way to punish states that voted wrong!

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Nepotism: The Ultimate Participation Trophy

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

"I thought ranting about how much I think Barbra Streisand is an OVERRATED AND TALENTLESS SINGER would get people to stop talking about the Epstein List (HOAX)! But if anything, the more I try to get people talking about Streisand, the more people ask me about the Epstein List!”

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Buy, Borrow, Die: It’s not a loophole. It’s a lifestyle.

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

To shift federal health priorities, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday, he is terminating 22 mRNA-development contracts and winding down similar biotech investments. “I have seen the future of eliminating respiratory viruses and its name is Urine Tasting… oh, and Maggot Therapy.”

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

The Man. The Myth. The Megadonor.

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

We made a film to make theaters a safe space for hunky white men again, and that’s our GOD-GIVEN right as Americans! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem promises "exciting prizes" for winning detainees, including 60 second head start on Alligator Alcatraz: Running Man reality show.

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

"I barged unannounced into the dressing room during rehearsals yesterday," the leader of the free world said. "And I was like, 'No thank you. Not my type.'"

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

New parental fear market just unlocked for fitness gurus

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Watch us turn human misery into Q3 earnings!

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

"We're gonna really open up the books on this Loch Ness business and the Lincoln Assassination," claimed the President. "You know and there are still a lot of questions around the sudden, mysterious death of Betty White. Lots of big stuff if people just drop this nothingburger Epstein hoax.”

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EvilPAC @evilpacofficial.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

“I’m not sure if there’s necessarily any practical application for this image-obscuring AI technology,” said GloboSlop CEO Tom Delvecchio. “It just sounded cool. Even though I doubt that I would even have occasion to try it myself, so let’s just not even tell my wife about this at all, okay?”

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