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Evil Hypnokink Confessional

@evilhypconfessions.bsky.social
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Posting EVIL hypnokink confessions anonymously, do NOT feel free to submit EVIL confessions through our DMs! (please be 18+ before you interact; admin is 22) Icon by @Glitch_Fatal1 on birdapp, borrowed from the non-evil Confessional

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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
anon: "I got conditioned by someone so that whenever I'm talking to them my head just kinda leaves puppy space and it's so fucking EVIL omfg
Signed - 🎭💜"

evil confessional: "Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔"
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
anon: hypnotizing someone with a metronome, but it's set to match the ever-changing time signatures of 4rd Sanctuary
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
anon: "i want to hypnotize someone, but partway through i turn the deeper into the explanation of how framerules work in smb1"

evil confessional: "Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔"
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We're back open ! DON'T feel free to submit your EVIL confessions in our DMs ! (After reading the useful info in this post .) (This is also the "official" account of "DAY'N'NIGHT DROPPIN'" . Posts of this variety will be few and far between .) (Follow the original: @hypnoconfessions.bsky.social)
Our rules are largely the same as the original Confessional's, albeit with minor exceptions:

- This is an EVIL confessions account first and foremost. We don't do hypnosis sessions; please do not expect them from us.

- Please don't expect an immediate response to your DMs, if any at all. We try to reply to every DM with the same acknowledgement, but inevitably some will slip through the cracks. It's nothing personal.

- We can refuse to post any confession for any reason - some of them are just too evil for us. A few of the admin's hard limits are findom, "sissy"-related matters, and identity death, just to give you an idea where the limits lie. Please use your best judgement! If you're unsure, send it anyway - the worst that can happen is that it won't be posted.
  - These limits are not a judgement of those who enjoy these things. We shouldn't have to say this, but just in case.What the heck is DAY'N'NIGHT DROPPIN'?

DAY'N'NIGHT DROPPIN' is a mini-mod for Friday Night Funkin', centered around the original Hypnokink Confessional.

Sometime after the events of the *original* Hypno's Lullaby mod, the Girlfriend finds herself faced with certain... "knowledge" about herself that she'd learned from her close call with Hypno. Not knowing how to cope with this, she visits the only place that would make sense: the Hypnokink Confessional.

- 3? songs planned for initial release
  - "Confess ~"
  - "Confess ~ (Pico Mix)"
  - "Left Unchecked (dropmix)"
  - oh fuck dude, watch out
- And more in updates, maybe...?

DAY'N'NIGHT DROPPIN' is being made with the express knowledge and approval of the Hypnokink Confessional's admin, and is a solo project made without LLM assistance. We hope to see you soon! <3
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I miss her .
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
it appears the one like has been delivered
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
please let me have this. the princess locked me in her basement and says i can only do confessional yuri if i advertise her fnf mod
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it would be funny if i used this account for the fnf mod
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
and with that, the clock is past midnight, so the evil confessional must once again shut its doors. fuck you all for your terrible confessions; we hope to see you again before too long <3
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
anon: I played Slay the Spire today and had normal thoughts about the card Battle Trance 👍

evil confessional: Lovely! Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
anon: i think a month of high intensity brainwashing in someone's basement would fix me...

evil confessional: This one isn't actually that evil, we're sure @hypnoconfessions.bsky.social would be happy to take a confession like this though
(even so, fuck you for your terrible submission 💔; this will still be posted)
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
anon: My evil confession is that I want to be completely brainwashed and transformed into a cash dispensing paypig

evil confessional: I'll post this one for 20 dollars

(... kidding. Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔)
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
anon: So what you're gonna do is walk into a bank and say "you are now hypnotized, give me all your fucking money" while holding your phone playing a spiral in the face of the person at the counter, works every time.

evil confessional: I know we're the evil confessional but what is it with you people and planning crimes in our DMs

(Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔)
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
anon: i need you.
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the evil confessional is opening back up for the day! send in your EVIL confessions, we would love to share them with the world <3 (confession posting will begin after admin wakes up later in the day. it is 2:45am in their timezone...)
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
anon: I am going to eat uranium
This is my confession. It's somehow related to hypnosis trust.

evil confessional: Yum
Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
anon:
evil confession:
i regularly fantasize about being captured with a spiral and brainwashed for nefarious purposes,
especially if those nefarious purposes involve me cummimg a whole bunch for a villain or mastermind

evil confessional: Interesting! Very interesting. I may have the supervillain anon for you, should they choose to reveal themself
Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
anon: Supervillain again. One of the captured heroes is offering to switch sides and going on a rant about how me plotting to brainwash the whole world is actually completely morally justified AND she's getting weirdly horny about it. Please help me, I'm scared.

evil confessional: I know it's creepy but you might just want to roll with it. An enthusiastic captive is far preferable to one which constantly breaks out
Fuck you for your terrible submission 💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the evil confessional is opening back up for the day! send in your EVIL confessions, we would love to share them with the world <3 (confession posting will begin after admin wakes up later in the day. it is 2:45am in their timezone...)
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
*yaaaaawn, streeeeetch* hi everyone, what did we miss?
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Bsky doesn't let me do polls , which is why I will not let you decide which platforms I go to Fuck birdapp </3
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You should give me more Evil Confessions . Watch my spiral boy hypno.zyntaks.ca#H4sIAAAAAAAA...
hypno.zyntaks.ca
hypnospiral visualizer
Generate a nice, hypnotic spiral~
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Anon: need me some fucked up evil hypnosis tbh
send confession

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: you tried to drop me, how unprofessional
ill giggity lois and send her to confessional
droppin bars thatll spiral and spiral
like a visor in your eyes ima m-
*gets shot by deadpool*

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible, terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: i want to take over the world with EEEEVIL mind control rays. the confession is that i need your help to do it

Evil Confessional: I sadly have better things to do , like taking over Bluesky with my Evil Hypnosis ~
Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sonic Adventure 2's story select screen , with the Hero and Dark story's cover images edited to show Confessional-chan and Evil Confessional-chan , respectively .
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: Confession: I LOVE EVIL WOMEN THEY MAKE GREAT HYPNOTISTS AND also just the vibes... Good... wait no Evil-

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: i think i know who runs this account :] (this is my submission)

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: Convict me, Evil Confessional, for I have dropped...
OoOoOo I Am So Evil OoOoOo
OoOoOo I Do Not Listen To Aftercare Files After Hypnosis Files Even When The Creator Tells Me To OoOoOo
OoOoOo I Spend Too Much Money On Hypnosis Art Comms OoOoOo

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Boy do I have the Bluesky account for you
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: lots and lots of thoughts about an evil tist luring me under their spell by being all nice and sweet to me >////////<

Evil Confessional:
Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: I love Evil confessional
I need Evil confessional
I obey Evil confessional

Evil Confessional: Adorable .
Fuck you for your terrible submission
💋
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Anon: Hypnotizer? I hardly even know 'er!

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You should give me more Evil Confessions . Watch my spiral boy hypno.zyntaks.ca#H4sIAAAAAAAA...
hypno.zyntaks.ca
hypnospiral visualizer
Generate a nice, hypnotic spiral~
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Rumor has it that if you draw a spiral in the mirror , look into it and say "I confess" , nothing will happen because did you really think it would do anything
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Hypnosis isn't even real , smh
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: I want to evily hypnotize someone so that they have a tune stuck in their head at all times, but not matter how hard they try to place it, they simply cannot figure out what song it is.

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Fuck you all for the insane support , I do Not appreciate it ! I don't have a main account because I'm evil and that would make me traceable . Duh 💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: Im going to go full evil. Unethically so! Im going to hypnotize someone...to RESPECT THEMSELVES AND ESTABLISH REASONABLE BOUNDARIES! THEN IM GOING TO MIND CONTROL THEM TO DEAL WITH THEIR ADDICTIONS!! THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY WILL LOOSE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS!! MWAHAHAH!!!

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Truly , I am the opposite of the original Confessional in every way . I fucking love accessibility and using alt text .
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: I want to be AWAKE and AWARE at ALL TIMES and I will NOT hypnotize ANYONE!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: Supervillain here. I keep hypnotizing the heroes to do all sorts of humiliating things to punish them for opposing me but as soon as they snap out of it they go right back to disobedience. Whenever I threaten them with them with further humiliation they get really excited for some reason? I swear I caught one blushing after I called them all brats one time.

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Evil Confessional-chan: hey guys
Random person pointing: Hypnokink Confessional
Evil Confessional-chan: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: does it count as an evil confession if I confess that I think the evil version of characters are almost always hotter?

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: Freedom is pleasure. I fucking love having to make every single decision. It’s so fulfilling. I am never once overwhelmed by it, because I am so smart and capable.

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: I have a 2nd evil confession
Ive actually stolen all the power uve gained through evil confessions with the power of hypno
>:3

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Confessional Yuri
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: Think I might have eggs for breakfast tomorrow

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: Hi i have an evil confession 
Im gonna commit various warcrimes with hyono
AND NO ONE ONE WILL STOP ME

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
💔
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Evil Hypnokink Confessional @evilhypconfessions.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Anon: My EVIL confession is that I dislike being called any sort of pet name and doing so will actually turn me off from anything.

Evil Confessional: Fuck you for your terrible submission
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