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@evilgalprods.bsky.social
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Writer. Antifascist. Dork. Cis/she/her. Pfp is a Molotov cockskull by Pia Guerra, banner is the Okay Kid. patreon.com/meresmith

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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 21h
at least she died doing what she loved
A halloween skeleton on a lawn, with one hand between its legs, one raised over its head, its skull turned to the side.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
all time run with no end in sight
A kickass Balatro layout with 8 jokers, the last three of which are 5.5x multipliers and climbing.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry but this is some Beetlejuice shit
One of Trump’s advisors in the Oval Office. She has had so much plastic surgery done she now occupies the uncanny valley between human and simulation of human.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer except instead of being serious, his face has been photoshopped to a rictus grin.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saw this in the wild today
The back of a shirt that reads: Cindy Trump Inc. We specialize in ass… phalt grinding.

I blacked out the phone number listed.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yoo was the author of the controversial "Torture Memos" in the war on terror. As the deputy assistant attorney general in the Office of Legal Counsel (OLC) of the Department of Justice, Yoo wrote the Torture Memos to determine the legal limits for the torture of detainees following the September 11 attacks. The legal guidance on interrogation authored by Yoo and his successors in the OLC were rescinded by President Barack Obama in 2009. Some called for investigating and prosecuting Yoo under various anti-torture and anti-war crimes statutes.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was afk so somebody probably said this already but this is a whole Christian nationalist Thing
Isaiah 6:8 ►
 Audio   Cross   Study   Comm   Heb 
Verse  (Chapter ▾  Par ▾  Str ▾)
New International Version
Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

New Living Translation
Then I heard the Lord asking, “Whom should I send as a messenger to this people? Who will go for us?” I said, “Here I am. Send me.”

English Standard Version
And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?” Then I said, “Here I am! Send me.”

Berean Standard Bible
Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying: “Whom shall I send? Who will go for Us?” And I said: “Here am I. Send me!”

Berean Literal Bible
And I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, “Whom will I send, and who will go for Us?” And I said “Here am I—send me!”

King James Bible
Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me.

New King James Version
Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying: “Whom shall I send, And who will go for Us?” Then I said, “Here am I! Send me.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💖 Happy Dolly Parton Day! 💖
A black and white photo of Dolly Parton from the 70s. She’s smiling and beautiful and her goodness glows.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
watch this space
Fencing has gone up around the main Kennedy Center building, a day after a Trump-aligned board voted to close it for repairs.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what’d I fucking say
Jurors had repeatedly said they were deadlocked. Foreperson Roni Carlson blamed the impasse on one ⁠juror, a man, who refused to change his position despite acknowledging having reasonable doubt.
"He admitted he had reasonable doubt and ​I started filling out the forms, I was so excited," Carlson said.
But she said the man then said: "I'm still not ​going to say that she's not guilty by reason of insanity."
Another juror, Paula Devlin, called the unnamed holdout juror "very arrogant."
"He really did not take anything that anybody said," she said.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hope Björk’s there
Bjork kicking the snot out of a reporter
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I HATE THIS WITH MY LIFE
Kidman then praised Bullock, saying: “That is Sandy. You call her up, and you go, ‘Is there something? Tell me this…’ and she will tell you in a minute. And that’s deeply personal” - BUT THE WORD PERSONAL IS HIGHLIGHTED AS A LINK TO AN AD - “that’s sisterhood.”
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
y’all. y’all. I just realized I’m Wilford Brimley in Cocoon age
A kitty with tears in its eyes.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
men are disgustingly predictable
Kevin Reddington, attorney for Lindsey Clancy:

They know that they were robbed by one man for whatever his agenda was. So I hope that guy can sleep well at night.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
given my feelings about AI, this one’s funny
@9021007.xyz has added you to the Posted Reposted or Linked to AI slop moderation list.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
heyyyyyy who just got vaxxed
An oil painting of a grinning guy giving a fingergun to the painter.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
okey dokey
Abdul Al-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don't have more couches here than they do in Ohio.JD Vance: Keep my wife's name the hell out of your mouth, Adbul, because she's way out of your league.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
good morning rock stars! 💫
Chappell Roan at the Daisy Chain festival, in a dramatic pose, under a single spotlight, with a projection on a screen behind her of hundreds of audience members.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is all I see
A guy shaving his own head to become a skinhead, getting a swastika tattoo, and saying “I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really.”
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💖💔DOLLY PARTON 1946-2026💔💖
A black and white photo of Dolly Parton.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Diahann Carroll in A Different World, shouting an imperative verb.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
brad
A fresh loaf of homemade bread cooling on a wire rack.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
‘bluesky is a bubble’ ‘bluesky is dying’ this is what I’m on bluesky for
Caroline Dodds Pennock sleeted: do I know anyone who knows about hats in france during the reign of Louis XIII?

There are 15 replies and 50 reskeets.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
John Malkovich in Rounders, saying “pay that woman her money.”
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
lmao shitty boomer and gen x parents unite!
An ad for Fox News that reads: cut off by your adult child? Expert reveals what parents should do next.NYT headline: cutting your parents off isn’t the answer.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A room in Versailles, so drenched in gold you can barely make out the furnishings.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fox News like
Tim Robinson in the hot dog suit, saying we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
she’s upped her bragging about starving poor people
A skeet from me from two months ago, the last time Rollins crowed about starving poor people, phrasing it “moved off SNAP.” I wrote “when you hear moved off I need you to hear kicked off.”
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hey just a reminder that all these men are in their mid-20s now
A big group of almost exclusively white high school boys giving a Nazi salute to the camera.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I should not be able to count your ribs from the clavicles down
A still from Ariana Grande’s latest video. I can count her intercostal cartilage.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
OP alt text
Headline from the Washington Times: Democratic socialist is socialist, and socialist is communist.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The late great Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A graphic featuring two Steven Crowder videos. The caption reads “2018: don’t call us fascists”, and features a video from 2018, the title of which is The little boy who cried Nazi. The second caption reads: “2026: we’re fascists.” It features a Steven Crowder video from 2026 entitled, “we need fascism.”
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Max Miller needs to go UNDER the jail
tweet by Ally Sammarco: That also explains why Max Miller texted Bernie Moreno this: "Take this however you want, everyone is going to get to know you better than your wife does," Miller wrote to Sen. Bernie Moreno. "Enjoy the ride, brother, I wouldn't have to do this if you could keep your lying daughter under control."
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A collage of images from the movie The Lost Boys, including Keifer Sutherland in full vamp make-up, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman, the Santa Cruz boardwalk, and Jason Patric as a vampire.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Been thinking things over and wonder if I've taken this whole longevity thing too far
A mummy preserved by a peat bog.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
got lazy. used google instead of duckduckgo. never doing that again
I looked up “ramesses mummy -ai” on google and it gave me the name of Ramses’ mother
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Brad Pitt asking what the fuck are you talking about, man?
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
💅🏼
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My favorite line from @weijia's incredible @whca remarks Friday night, as she addressed President Trump:
"the First Amendment is toast tonight."
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
fix your brains please, it’s only a “truly awful attack” if you’re already a fucking bigot
“Who the hell wrote that?” Trump bombs at correspondents’ dinner. It started with promise, but descended into failed jokes, recycled material and a truly awful attack on CNN host Kaitlan Collins.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
boooooo bad alt text *WGA*
Voices from the WHA lawsuit to block Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Merger
“The practical consequences of the Disney-Fox merger for screenwriters was immediate and categorical. Writers stopped submitting projects to Fox as had been our practice. Not because anyone issued a directive, but because the creative identity that made Fox a meaningful buyer had been absorbed into Disney’s priorities. Disneys identity is clear: LucasFilm, Marvel, Pixar, live-action remakes of animated films, and a small number of Fox legacy projects. An original adult thriller, a political drama, a mid-budget character study, none of those belong in Disneys creative program, and every working writer understands that. The buyer that Fox represented didn’t migrate to Disney. It disappeared.” - David Koepp, screenwriter
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you wouldn’t believe how often I get to deploy this meme
The sign-tapping meme, where the sign reads: don’t listen to republicans giving advice to democrats.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A diagram of facial expression, using Tim Roth’s face as an example. The text reads: disgust: 1) nose wrinkling, 2) upper lip raised. Roth’s face displays these traits.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I can just block endlessly equivocating pedants without giving them any energy
Nicole Kidman dancing in the street after she signed the divorce papers with Tom Cruise.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
so many thoughts, where to begin 1) good 2) if you’re cut off from the outside world, how are you tweeting, jackass 3) good 4) your fiction is stale 5) I hope it only gets worse
Andrew Tate tweeted: I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
sorry it just made me feel better
The same photo OP posted (with great alt text) but I just drew red over all the gold. And the model plane. And Trump himself.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
w alt
Black text on a gray background that reads: Greatest one line in a song ever. Not verse, chorus, bridge. Just one line.
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A group of little 4 to 5 year old dancers on stage in costumes, lined up and doing the same choreography. Except for Abigail, in her costume, who is resolutely lying face down on the stage.
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