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Erika Moak

@evildolly.bsky.social
306 followers 172 following 535 posts

Author, artist, publisher. Tastefully evil. 🌈 Beautiful and terrible dreams. TipJar: ko-fi.com/erikamoak www.evil-dolly.com

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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, that's grim!
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was 6. My family was gathered around chatting and watching Night of the Living Dead on TV. The zombies were scary but the brand new feeling of claustrophobia of the idea of being trapped in that house got to me. No one knew I was having a problem until I vomited rotel cheese dip onto the carpet.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You sent me down a rabbit hole. Cheers!
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Staying only as a large duck owner, I can say... feels pretty nice.
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 27/09/2026
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Curse you, Duke Tansyaster!" "You'll never catch me! I'm biennial!" [foppish laughter]
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A vintage wall sign that says shuffle on down with a pointing hand.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Happy Days Fonz Ayyy Hey Fonzie Hayyy Eyyy Catch Phrase Sound Effect The Fonz
ALT: Happy Days Fonz Ayyy Hey Fonzie Hayyy Eyyy Catch Phrase Sound Effect The Fonz
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I never really thought about that. I just realized here (Arkansas) we'd probably pronounce the individually wrapped caramel cubes as care-uh-mels. But a caramel apple is pronounced car-mul apple.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From my new essay about the new social contract AI/AGI is actually meant to force us to sign: catvalente.substack.com/p/grand-thef...
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aw, that's just wholesome.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Roller Coasters were the best!
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Joke's on him, I'm into that.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't like this Ferris wheel I want off.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Back in my day, we hired people they called "actors" who pretended to be other people and, you know, "act" like them. Quaint, I know.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Vampire wit wat just doesn't have the same impact.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Noooo, not him, too.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's the Skink and Hummingberg Show!
It's a blue tailed skink on a collapsed fence. It's a little hummingbird resting on a twig.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My. You've grown.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I took my 9 yo bowling for the first time last month. One set and I somehow managed to sprain my butt. How!? I lost to her, anyway, even with the bumpers up.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Oddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I had the urge to draw a watermelon nautilus 🍉 Lol
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Welp.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Awww 😞 That's sad. Seven-year-old me knew all the Goodies episodes by heart from well-worn Betamax tapes. Bill was our favorite. I guess the ketchup finally done him in.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Money exists so that rich drug addicts can force everyone to listen to their stupid opinions.
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Elon Musk Geeked Out
Alt: Elon Musk tripping balls in public.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sell your book in five words: Latex suit falls in love. share.google/THAVTNkDDkCL...
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That's an all-to-obvious cover for some cultist corporation doing some shady, Eldritch god summoning activities. Sure, it looks like a trash roller, but that's clearly a drill for tunneling to an ancient idol buried deep beneath the suburbs. Years of planning soon coming to fruition.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
But why? That looks like mideval renfair stuff. The real Hellenistic armor is so much more interesting! Flippin'.. horns everywhere!
Greek armor for fancy dudes.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anyone else buying a few extra fireworks to keep in reserve this year just in case you-know-who snuffs it?
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This may sound corny, but.. as a trans teen taping mst3k way back in the early 90s, I would never have dreamed the man behind my favorite character on one of my favorite shows would have supported me being myself. Thank you for being one of the good guys.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Do you ever think about how our planet has frosted tips. Well, hope you have a great day out there.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Maybe give each Pres a traditional nomination for the 1 federal circuit, replaced every administration. Throw in some checks and balances. No lifetime appointments, random selection for each case, and hopefully merit-based supreme selections. Might work! Might not. Better than this mess.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The 5 supremes will be voted on by their peer judges in each regional circuit, and must have a number of years of experience in the judicial arts. Hopefully this would encourage merit -based selections of respected judges. Add something like a 15 year term limit and watchdogs for bribery. (cont)
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My completely layman's proposal on how to fix the supreme court. Increase number of "seats" to match the number of circuit courts (currently 13). Each circuit seat has a pool of 5 supreme court judges which will be randomly selected for each case in front of the court. (cont)
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Look at its cute little floppy drive!
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In AR the library board was replaced with religious fanatics who are mirroring much of what you posted. They want any books on lgbtq placed in a restricted section or lose state funding. Libraries don't even have room for restricted sections! Central AR (Little Rock etc) are trying to fight back.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bread and Circuses! Except the bread is too expensive and the circus is stupid.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It says it was discontinued in 94, but I feel like I stopped seeing it on shelves before then, replaced by Yoohoo. I remember preferring Chocolate Soldier for flavor, but that might just be because it's what I grew up with.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Don't know why they'd brag about hose water, anyway. Tasted like hot rubber and iron. I did, however, drink about ten of these a day.
A bottle of brown liquid drink called chocolate soldier.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
New piece (from an actual Maine voter) on Graham Platner, the media's sudden "concern" over us poor dumb Mainers, and how I came around to voting for him: catvalente.substack.com/p/the-democr...
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The Democratic Urge to Lose
I went to see Graham Platner speak and all I got was this lousy sack of bullshit from people on the internet who don't even go here
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh, cool, I wonder what my city flag looks like. ... sigh.
City of Little Rock flag. Features a lumpy brown rock in a river. Regrettably, the rock resembles a pile of crap.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Huh! The second one is giving 90s Michelle Pfeiffer.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Pictured: my cat trying to walk across the nightstand at 3 am.
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Godzilla Destroys Buildings
Alt: Godzilla clumsily knocking over a building.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I am so sorry.
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I heard the season's first cicada! The local ones go rrrreeeEEEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEEeeeeeeee. That means it's summer time!
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Do you want barrow wights? Because this is how you get barrow wights!
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I listened to it. I listened to all of it. 😮
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I was wondering.. do you do the French knots first and fill in the gaps with grass, or do you put in the grass first as a base layer?
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Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Thought: Sack Lunch would be a good name for an adopted stray tomcat.
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