Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was 6. My family was gathered around chatting and watching Night of the Living Dead on TV. The zombies were scary but the brand new feeling of claustrophobia of the idea of being trapped in that house got to me. No one knew I was having a problem until I vomited rotel cheese dip onto the carpet. 010
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Staying only as a large duck owner, I can say... feels pretty nice. 010
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Curse you, Duke Tansyaster!" "You'll never catch me! I'm biennial!" [foppish laughter] 080
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comHappy Days Fonz Ayyy Hey Fonzie Hayyy Eyyy Catch Phrase Sound Effect The FonzALT: Happy Days Fonz Ayyy Hey Fonzie Hayyy Eyyy Catch Phrase Sound Effect The Fonz 050
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I never really thought about that. I just realized here (Arkansas) we'd probably pronounce the individually wrapped caramel cubes as care-uh-mels. But a caramel apple is pronounced car-mul apple. 040
Reposted by Erika MoakCatherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 22/09/2026From my new essay about the new social contract AI/AGI is actually meant to force us to sign: catvalente.substack.com/p/grand-thef... 310643
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Back in my day, we hired people they called "actors" who pretended to be other people and, you know, "act" like them. Quaint, I know. 020
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I took my 9 yo bowling for the first time last month. One set and I somehow managed to sprain my butt. How!? I lost to her, anyway, even with the bumpers up. 000
Reposted by Erika MoakOddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I had the urge to draw a watermelon nautilus 🍉 Lol 351703563
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Awww 😞 That's sad. Seven-year-old me knew all the Goodies episodes by heart from well-worn Betamax tapes. Bill was our favorite. I guess the ketchup finally done him in. 000
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Money exists so that rich drug addicts can force everyone to listen to their stupid opinions.static.klipy.comElon Musk Geeked OutAlt: Elon Musk tripping balls in public. 000
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Sell your book in five words: Latex suit falls in love. share.google/THAVTNkDDkCL... 0115
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 15/07/2026That's an all-to-obvious cover for some cultist corporation doing some shady, Eldritch god summoning activities. Sure, it looks like a trash roller, but that's clearly a drill for tunneling to an ancient idol buried deep beneath the suburbs. Years of planning soon coming to fruition. 010
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026But why? That looks like mideval renfair stuff. The real Hellenistic armor is so much more interesting! Flippin'.. horns everywhere! 190
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Anyone else buying a few extra fireworks to keep in reserve this year just in case you-know-who snuffs it? 020
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This may sound corny, but.. as a trans teen taping mst3k way back in the early 90s, I would never have dreamed the man behind my favorite character on one of my favorite shows would have supported me being myself. Thank you for being one of the good guys. 090
Reposted by Erika MoakWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Do you ever think about how our planet has frosted tips. Well, hope you have a great day out there. 422858
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Maybe give each Pres a traditional nomination for the 1 federal circuit, replaced every administration. Throw in some checks and balances. No lifetime appointments, random selection for each case, and hopefully merit-based supreme selections. Might work! Might not. Better than this mess. 020
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The 5 supremes will be voted on by their peer judges in each regional circuit, and must have a number of years of experience in the judicial arts. Hopefully this would encourage merit -based selections of respected judges. Add something like a 15 year term limit and watchdogs for bribery. (cont) 120
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My completely layman's proposal on how to fix the supreme court. Increase number of "seats" to match the number of circuit courts (currently 13). Each circuit seat has a pool of 5 supreme court judges which will be randomly selected for each case in front of the court. (cont) 120
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/06/2026In AR the library board was replaced with religious fanatics who are mirroring much of what you posted. They want any books on lgbtq placed in a restricted section or lose state funding. Libraries don't even have room for restricted sections! Central AR (Little Rock etc) are trying to fight back. 171
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Bread and Circuses! Except the bread is too expensive and the circus is stupid. 000
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It says it was discontinued in 94, but I feel like I stopped seeing it on shelves before then, replaced by Yoohoo. I remember preferring Chocolate Soldier for flavor, but that might just be because it's what I grew up with. 000
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Don't know why they'd brag about hose water, anyway. Tasted like hot rubber and iron. I did, however, drink about ten of these a day. 130
Reposted by Erika MoakCatherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 11/06/2026New piece (from an actual Maine voter) on Graham Platner, the media's sudden "concern" over us poor dumb Mainers, and how I came around to voting for him: catvalente.substack.com/p/the-democr...catvalente.substack.comThe Democratic Urge to LoseI went to see Graham Platner speak and all I got was this lousy sack of bullshit from people on the internet who don't even go here 1010626
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Oh, cool, I wonder what my city flag looks like. ... sigh. 110
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Huh! The second one is giving 90s Michelle Pfeiffer. 000
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Pictured: my cat trying to walk across the nightstand at 3 am.static.klipy.comGodzilla Destroys BuildingsAlt: Godzilla clumsily knocking over a building. 042
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I heard the season's first cicada! The local ones go rrrreeeEEEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEE-REEEEeeeeeeee. That means it's summer time! 010
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Do you want barrow wights? Because this is how you get barrow wights! 010
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I was wondering.. do you do the French knots first and fill in the gaps with grass, or do you put in the grass first as a base layer? 100
Erika Moak @evildolly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Thought: Sack Lunch would be a good name for an adopted stray tomcat. 010