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Evil Cylon

@evilcylon.bsky.social
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Yes, THAT Evil Cylon. I'm hunting BEANZ.

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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Samesies. Do lobsters have intestines? Is there such a thing as lobster chitlins?
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you swim... South of Santa Barbara, I think, there are lobsters. Do you have family in California?
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair, that album can go with just about any Cyberpunk novel published in the 80s or 90s. El Cant de la Sibil·la by Jordi Savall and Montserrat Figueras also go well with any apocalyptic literature 🤣 volume 3 is pretty intense.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I've been getting up at 5am to go cycling before the sun comes up because that's the only time the temperature is below 80⁰ fucking heat dome.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Big Lebowski: The Dude Says Far Out
ALT: The Big Lebowski: The Dude Says Far Out
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Snow Crash and Muse's album Simulation Theory. It's kind of a short leap, I know.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear God why would you draw that? That's nightmare inducing.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just popping on to say this:
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Late summer is the worst here. The sun tricks us like "Oh here you go, let's just drop the high temp down to 82⁰, I know it's been rough" and then "HAHA SURPRIIIIISE BITCH".
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's hotter here than it is in Phoenix. Phoenix was named after something that literally dies in fucking fire.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The lower decks crossover! There was also the recent soap opera episode. This show is batshit crazy, and I am here for it.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Only the large ones that Trump favors have gotten refunds. Everyone else has been put on a "Meh" list, speaking from personal experience.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I didn't have "The crew of the Enterprise turned into puppets" on my bingo card, but sure enough that's exactly what I'm watching right now.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I feel influenced by this statement.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Awww you're Ming Ming.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Canadian Tire is a weird store. It's like what KMart was in the US back in the 80s. Like, they sell tires, yes, but almost the entire store is dedicated to the kind of random stuff that Kmart would sell back in the 80s.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Okay so I love coffee. A LOT. Just about any way of making coffee, I have it, except for one of those cool Japanese cold brewers. The point is, they all use different grind sizes, and some methods can get damaged/clogged with too fine a grind. So now I have one, and I'm happy.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I spent so much effort trying to get an adjustable conical burr coffee grinder. Okay, go to Target: none in stock. Best Buy, no luck. Fine 🙄 Amazon. So I order one, then they cancelled my order and jacked up the price. Nope. Order a different one: lost in transit. FINALLY got one at Walmart.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I ordered a citole from Asier de Benito to celebrate your Hugo.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thank you, Monkie. I snort-laughed REALLY loudly and everyone looked at me.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shredger?
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have no idea what he looks like, what his positions are, why people love or hate him, I just know he's some sort of podcaster. I'm blissfully ignorant on this topic. 27 year old me would probably be yelling at me now because This Is Probably Important.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've honestly only heard of him in passing. Either I'm out of touch, or I'm ahead of the game.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm honestly not sure how I should take this.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh no, that's just COVID that gives you Magnetism. Today I got my Flu shot, so that's The Tism.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Given the state of the federal government, that's a very wise decision. I'd hate to see one of my favorite authors getting taken down in an airport or anywhere.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does it fly? Also, congratulations, it's well-deserved.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I got my yearly Tism shot, yay.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hot (Wheels)
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ouch. I mean he didn't say "ouch" because he had a hole in his throat, but he probably thought it.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh yeah, I remember her, she is smoking hot. I am seriously jealous of her eyes.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
John Scalzi is very active on Bluesky, actually @scalzi.com . He's most famous for his Old Man's War series, but Starter Villain is my favorite. Definitely not hard science fiction, he's wacky in a similar vein to Vonnegut.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Altered Carbon was too scattered for me, tbh. The Expanse spends a LOT of time world building, I promise it gets a lot more cohesive.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh I know, first heat wave of the summer we went to Santa Catalina Island. So worth it. Still, La Habra sure beats being in the IE or high desert.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'll put that on my long list of stuff I need to read. I have a few active authors I follow, so I read from my list in between the releases of my favorite active authors. John Scalzi and James S.A. Corey are my tops.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm a sucker for Science Fiction in general. I'll happily read the worst-written trash as long as it's sci-fi. Were you a fan of The Expanse (novels and show)?
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm inland a bit, in La Habra. I really need to leave this state. I mean I love so much about California: the mixing of so many cultures (and their food), so many places to ski in winter, but it's so crowded and the summers are getting unbearable as I get older.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I need to start reading it because reasons, but I started reading The Stand, also because reasons. I should probably stay away from doomsday scenario literature but I can't help it.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Down in Orange County it was awful. Like, 100⁰F but occasionally spitting rain just because fuck you that's why. Bay area? What is Florida Day like up there?
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm assuming the solar panel keeps the Bluetooth headphones charged, so you don't have to ever stop playing music when playing tennis or dealing poker.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Boy cats are made of Velcro.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He looks like my Chonk with his pink nose.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good, you need to make up for lost time with him. House cows deserve all the love.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did your House Cow miss you, Monkie?
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Okay @iramona.bsky.social what are your thoughts on adding Elon Musk to the Silo story. I know he's not in the books.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well that's a disappointing lunar eclipse. Stupid tropical storm sending clouds up here, it's completely blocked AND it feels like Florida outside. I hate Florida.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I often get unsolicited emails from random factory reps who are trying to get me to look at the latest weird thing they are producing and they want my company to buy and brand, and sometimes I see something... I don't know, but it's some thing.
What factory R&D idiot thought that a douchebag visor with built in bluetooth speakers and with a solar panel built into the brim was going to be a top seller?
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm so glad I've accepted a life of being bad-to-mediocre at everything. It really sets me up for not being disappointed in myself.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks Doc, I knew I could count on you for a pep talk that would teach me to accept being bad at something and to not bother trying harder.
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Evil Cylon @evilcylon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I should have been a sailor, except for the whole "I get violently seasick" thing. Post-Tropical Cyclone Iselle. Also explains the big ass thunderheads I can see out over the desert to the North, which look deceptively fluffy and cool.
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