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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇

@evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network
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She/her. Passive-Aggressive Half-Elf Druid from a dysfunctional marriage who is convinced they are always being left out. Avatar by Shenani_gans.

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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026
Final #avsbingo Double! Upside down T!
Avalanche bingo card
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/10/2026
Ok, caught up with BINGO! #avsbingo #GoAvsGo
An bingo card.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/09/2026
We tore up our front yard, and put in new sod!
Before: Patchy grass, loads of rocks and behind the left post, a apricot poodle. After: nicely laid out sod.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/09/2026
Someone tell this to Jessieblueaz 🤣
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck, listen to yourself" by Effinbirds
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/09/2026
A telephone pole is in front of a large ivy covered "tree stump". The stump is around 15 feet tall including the ivy. The house to the right has a 14 ft garage door for scale.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/09/2026
A black and white sign with a stylized picture of a skunk with the words "do not pet the striped kitties"
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/08/2026
Double dog dare accepted.
Inu, an apricot poodle holding an empty paper towel tube. She likes us to make "DOOT DODO DOOOOO" trumpet noises with the tube. This particular tube lasted a couple of hours until... Inu on a couch with the destroyed tube in between her front paws. This Pic is 8 minutes later than the previous photo.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 18/08/2026
They say hi back.
Neko (a black poodle wearing a pink collar) and Inu (an apricot poodle wearing a red collar that looks pink in the light) are going home after getting haircuts.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/08/2026
Reskeet with a banger Pic of your cat.
Maynard, a gray kitty sitting in an empty paint tray, helping us paint.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 31/07/2026
Quote with the most obscure, random movie you've seen in theaters. Not a Marvel film, Nolan film or franchise/blockbuster (tbf, marvel, Nolan, franchise /blockbuster films are hardly "obscure" or "random", but not my prompt, whatever) 11 years later, Koyaanisqatsi.
A white stylized seagull on a blue background above the words The Hall Bartlett Film Johnathan Livingston Seagull
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 30/07/2026
I can do a virtual hug or 3!🫂 🫂 🫂 And a doggos pic
Neko (a black poodle noodle) wearing a bright pink collar and Inu (an apricot poodle noodle) wearing a red collar that looks pink in the light, but isn't. They have just been to the groomers and are sitting in the car waiting to go home to where their favorite people and toys live.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/07/2026
In September of 2020, there were fires around Albany Oregon where my backyard looked like "the upside down".
10 am 9/15/2020. Orange smoke so thick from surrounding fires, you can't tell it was daytime.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/07/2026
A nice frame sitting on some (probably hard to clean) white shag carpet. The inside of the frame says "I can do all things through spite which strengthens me" Tryabitch 24:7
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/06/2026
This is fantastic! I'm going to figure out how to 3d print the second one.
Every post I've made, depicted as a star. This reminds me of one of those posters I can't find the hidden object. 
A strange attractor whose shape is seeded by the account’s posting behavior: cadence, replies, active hours, and likes. The same account always draws the same figure; no two accounts match.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/06/2026
A meme titled "Easiest way to kidnap autistic people" over a picture of a big pine tree in front of a house. A sign in the forefront is arrows pointing to the left that read from top to bottom :
Military vehicles, vintage computers, trains.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/06/2026
Ah, I see @skywatch.blue has labeled YET ANOTHER Palestinian as "inauthentic fundraising"
A screenshot of the quoted post. Go to the user's account. I'm sorry for the shitty alt text
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/05/2026
These too too.
People who also support sexual assault (not Laura)
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/05/2026
Reskeeted with alt text
A 12 panel meme of Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean waiting for something that isn't going to happen. Most of the poses are struck with hands on hips and watch checking.
Top row: (waiting for) text in box 1st on left "Mexico to pay for wall."
2nd text box "cheaper groceries".
3rd text box "$1.99 gas".
2nd row first box "End to war in Ukraine"
Second box "Release of all Epstein Files."
Third box "$5000 doge checks"
3rd row first box $2000 tariff rebate checks"
Second box "more us manufacturing"
Thid box "lower inflation"
4th row first box "better Healthcare system"
Second box (Mr Bean is now sitting)
"decreased deficit"
Third box (Mr Bean is now laying down) "more jobs."
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/05/2026
The teal is a part of a color changing spool. Teal runs into gold. The teal ran out, and some cards have the green/teal under the gold, then the gold is total on further cards, like the Knight of Wands on the lower right.
An incomplete Rider-Waite 3d printed Tarot Deck.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/05/2026
I am 3d printing a Rider Waite based deck!
A 2 color 3d print of the Rider Waite Major Arcana card I, The Magician. The foreground is a teal color, and the background is matte black. The card is standard Tarot sized at 60mm x 120mm.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/05/2026
Oh, and for what it's worth, bingo.
Av's bingo card with bingo bottom left to top right corner.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/05/2026
Ok I was eating dinner during the last 30 minutes of this game but BINGO!
Av's bingo card with a diagonal top left to bottom right bingo.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/05/2026
I'm sick, now.
An ashtray from Neusteter's penthouse, an expensive restaurant at the top of Neusteter's Department store in Denver Colorado. The 23 carat gold text reads: Toute femme elegante est clientele de (on the top) Neusteter's  (on the km). In the middle is a stylized N, penthouse over a stylized branch or tree.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/05/2026
Alrighty! FIN!
Finished! 3d printed 4 color (green, brown, white, translucent blue) earth! I can see my house from here! This side shows North America, Greenland, Iceland, Central America, and the northern bit of South America. (and my dishwasher and cupboards in the background). The previous globe lit up from the bottom. Africa, Europe (and Greenland), the middle east, and a bit of the Himalayas in white on the extreme right. Asia, New Zealand and Australia. I couldn't get a good pic of Australia, sorry.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/05/2026
You can kind of see the Mariana Trench on the left, and a very small bit of Greenland. I'm kinda mad Italy doesn't really look like a boot, but tbf I don't think there's any Hawaiian islands, but, oh well. When this was taken there was exactly 6 hours left. So, 4:40am it will be done!
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/05/2026
More of a continuing series of photos of the biggest 3d print project (for me) in terms of time and size. Blue oceans, green and brown land with white high elevations like mountains (Himalayas), but also ice like Greenland (soon!) there will be 3 more photos, one at 10 ish pm PT tonight, one tomorrow morning, and a final with the light fixture. Time remaining 12 hours 30 minutes when this was taken, 12 hours 8 minutes currently.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/05/2026
Africa is complete, and the blue ocean and the green parts of Asia are glowing nicely! "Only" 18 hours 49 minutes to go.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/05/2026
A close up of the Strait of Hormuz in my 3d printed globe. The blue translucent filament is rather striking!
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/05/2026
1) Where's the other old mixer? B) does she do cookbooks? Thirdly) if so, get her this? 4) rando recipe
A cookbook called d.i.y.cookbook
To the right is can it. cure it. churn it. brew it. Pictured below is a jar of artichoke hearts on the right, some sort of white cheese log on the left, and some sort of fruit jar marmalade on the left. Random recipe from previous photo Duck Prosciutto.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/05/2026
Africa almost done! On the left, South America is done but you can't see it here. At the time of this photo, we had 31 hours and 31 minutes left to go!
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 04/05/2026
BINGO! Thank you Kadri!
Av's bingo card
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/05/2026
My purge tower has strings. And the dump shoot is... Constipated, may have to pause.
Printer purge tower with stringing.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/05/2026
A 3d print of the earth in 4 colors. Well, now it's 3: blue, green and brown, but soon will be white. Anyway, we're just 43 hours from done, and we're past the equator at Lake Victoria.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/05/2026
The interior of a 3d printer as it prints the 4 color earth. The print is mainly blue ocean with some brown, and green areas for land. In the front is the bottom tip of Africa, with Madagascar now. To the left is South America, with a bit more green and to the right is Australia, with almost all of it printed. We're now at 53 hours and 18 minutes left to print.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/05/2026
The interior of a 3d printer as it prints the 4 color earth. The print is mainly blue ocean with some brown, and green areas for land. In the front is the bottom tip of Africa, to the left is South America, and to the right is Australia.we're at 66 hours and 20 minutes left to print.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/05/2026
Floyd
@ daflydsta
THERAPIST: Tell me some things you like.
ME: I like when I'm sleeping.
THERAPIST: I meant when you're awake.
ME: Oh, I don't like that.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/04/2026
That's Riley Ace of Spies
Sam Neall in Riley Ace of Spies. A James Bond-Ish spy sitting at a gambling table, holding a cigarette in his right hand. He's dressed in a black suit with a white dress shirt, and a white bow tie. He looks very suave.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 27/04/2026
BINGO!
AV'S BINGO! SUCK IT, KINGS
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 26/04/2026
DAAAGS!
New pets photo! Neko (a black poodle) and Inu (a light brown apricot poodle) look not at the camera, But at my husband who is laughing at them as they attempt to occupy the same space on the couch. This is not their usual shenanigans, usually it's one or the other.
In the background you can see a black bookshelf topped with various containers, my granddaughter's hand and foot print Christmas art, a couple of rockband guitars, a light purple wall, and a white door.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/04/2026
Bingo!
Av's bingo card with bingo in the middle horizontal row.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/04/2026
Ok, fine, was so close tho
Av's bingo card no bingo
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 21/04/2026
Me: "oh! Our bourbon is here!" Husband : *box isn't open yet* "why are we still sober?"
Am Avalanche branded bottle of Woody Creek Distillers Bourbon. The Avalanche logo above the words Woody Creek Distillers above Colorado Avalanche. The bottle sits in crinkled brown paper, wrapped in cellophane.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 19/04/2026
Ok, my nails are painted! #GoAvsGo
Burgundy and Blue fingernails (with a background of red and black plaid pajama pants)
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/04/2026
A post by (a snail avatar) wordfather

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk can't I like scooch past or something
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/04/2026
At least you're sporting polish! I was a mechanic too long! Idk when my nails started being longer than what I'd be comfortable with if I went to get them done at a salon. Maybe 10 years? But invariably, one gets snagged. Thank you for the compliment!
A right hand with long nails, except for the index finger. A left hand with medium length nails, except for the thumb. Wearing a brace.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/04/2026
A right hand with a thumbnail poking at a ring fingernail.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 14/04/2026
We have 800 bark box toys🤣 we did stop after finding out they didn't want to support pride month any more. Also, there was no longer a "box" (plastic bag) and the quality of their treats has declined.
A box full of bark box toys.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/04/2026
"help, help! I'm being repressed!"
An Apricot poodle has trapped the arm of her human as she glances at the camera. The human's arm is caught under the dog's left front paw, and the dog's chin.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/04/2026
I forgot to tell you a good thing from last week was: I got a new stove! Tbf, my old one broke and I couldn't fix it because of a stripped screw, but still! ANNND , today I bought a bottle of Bourbon from Colorado woodycreekdistillers.com/colorado-ava...
A bottle of Woody Creek Distillers Colorado Avalanche branded Bourbon Whiskey. The bottle is labeled with the Avalanche logo above Woody Creek Distillers, and below that is a blue label with Colorado Avalanche written on it.
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🦇Evilbatwitch🦇 @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/04/2026
Does no one know what a broiler pan is, anymore? Or that you used to get one with every stove you ever bought, and now they aren't included?
A photo of a depiction of a broiler pan from my new oven user manual.
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