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evilaunt.bsky.social

@evilaunt.bsky.social
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Cranky, pissed off old lady.

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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Orbs are ok too
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
👍
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That's not a requirement?
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's impossible to tell with an egotistical narcissist like him
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's impossible to distinguish truth from fiction. I base it on the level of awfulness-- the worse it is, the more likely it's true.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Where's the tiny violin when you need it.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's fine with me!
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As opposed to his usual look....
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It would sink from his added weight
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's because he's "special". Probably on the short school bus as a kid.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well clutch my pearls!
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
11:00-11:03 search for trump's intelligence 11:03-12:00 nappy time 12:00-12:30 diaper change
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And no one has a picture. Where are the leaks when you need them?
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And groceries???
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Most people don't know that you can get a wig "update"
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
RFK ran it over for him. He ate the rest.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
She's gonna break her darn pearls if she keeps getting concerned
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
OMG. The pearls she's been clutching forever have broken!
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yep, gotta be AI. trump was never that buff
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
With Waldo, obviously
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wow! I thought he'd just get a participation trophy @
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And it's not even TACO Tuesday yet
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Be Belgium!
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Dems, do what Belgium did! And overwhelming, uncontestable win is what we need!
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Don't forget his stupidity
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
But does JD understand all the words? I'm going with nope.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If they weren't all afraid of him, but they are.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
WTF could be on there that's worse than everything we already know? Gay sex with trump doing young boys? Snuff tapes of young girls starring trump? I'm stumped
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I believe their election security is made up of steroid amped, masked and armed ICE rejects. So withhold all you want
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oopsie..
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Overdosing on Hegseth's testosterone meds.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
He'll join Kristi dog murderer in her new department
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
But kept a bazillion ketchup pouches from fast food deliveries
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yeah, mah nish ta na? Say it with me fellow Jews!
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is scum like algae? Maybe "deer in the headlights" Patel fell in the pool
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Agree. I expect to hear some "secret" said on the plane used to benefit Iran and, as a side benefit, trash trump
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
By joining ranks with the Jewish space lasers- duh.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
But trump will insist on giving his very long speech to show that he can do anything...I hope. Old+fat+heat = keel over
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Odds on the Village People composer of YMCA getting a posthumous medal of honor? National holiday? Flags at half mast?
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Who the hell does he think he is, god?? Oh, right. That's exactly who he thinks he is
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It was supposed to be filled with the soldiers who passed the fitness exam to get into the UFC fight. But they, uh, had to wash their hair
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The hypocritical kind.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Worse yet that we feel it's necessary
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Odd, no blood on his hair either. Although blood might not stick to whatever his "hair" is made of.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He could go for bleach. It works to cure covid, just inject it.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I bet RFK Jr does laps here... in his jeans
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Perhaps trump should lead the way. I hear there's gilded rooms at all locations
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Maybe if he stopped posting stupid comments at 2am he'd be awake during the day. Not less stupid, but awake.
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bingo!
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evilaunt.bsky.social @evilaunt.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Bouncy house for overly tattooed steroid users
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