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Evil Uncle Tim

@evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social
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Ex-bookseller, now shed-lovin' retiree. Moved from London to Warwickshire in 2024. Not missing London (nasty, smelly place) Missing the people (even the nasty, smelly ones...)

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Evil Uncle Tim @evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
As an old person, I am always looking for new ways to hand my personal details over to anybody who wants them. Here's the latest on my wishlist.
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Evil Uncle Tim @evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Honey, the delivery driver shrunk my legs
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Evil Uncle Tim @evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dear all. Holiday not going quite as planned. Got an interesting souvenir. Wish you were here. (instead of me) Love E.U. Tim
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Evil Uncle Tim @evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My new passport photo has arrived. Not sure why I need a passport, but hey...
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Evil Uncle Tim @evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It's no good. I'm sorry. I've found a new toy, and I can't stop playing with it... This is the latest. Make up your own captions...
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Evil Uncle Tim @evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Since retiring, I have either a) taken up bodybuilding. b) started playing with AI. Or c) been abducted by aliens, who have fed me nothing but kale and steroids for the last year.
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Evil Uncle Tim @evil-uncle-tim.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Apologies to anyone who is fighting against the rise of AI. But I've been playing...
Tim as a godlike head coming out of the clouds over London
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