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Everzonian

@everzonian.bsky.social
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Colonist. Into BBQ, boxing, outlaw country music and the wilds of Montana. Go Griz and UTFT!

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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Patterson just doesn’t have it. We need a starting RB badly
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Come on you shithousing Blues!
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
O’Brien is a big unit. Takes no shit.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Sign Alcaraz. He’s a player
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Broja’s kind of a pain in the ass, honestly.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Win or lose, I just love watching Everton play again. All credit to Moyes.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Come on you Blues. These are shite.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
GTFI!
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
King Callum Walsh with the first round KO
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Step on their throat, Everton.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Holy shit, Everton are back!
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Both Spurs and United look imminently beatable now that we’re the dogs of war again. I’m gonna go ahead and start scouting European hotels
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Relegate this, btw. UTFT!
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Spot on. Playing with grit and effort you can see from space.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Harrison playing with no confidence
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
No-filter sunset in Scottsdale, AZ
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Heard we signed Alcaraz and some other Fellow.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Never feel more like grilling chimichurri chicken thighs, than when Everton win, instead of just lose.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Us to Leicester today.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
That's not Fekir, Paul...
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Winning ugly’s never been so pretty. UTFT!
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Everton Gear @evertongear.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hope maupay was watching the stupid little prick
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Grand Old Team @grandoldteam.com · 19/01/2025
Game finished over half an hour ago and I'm still expecting Spurs to make it 3-3.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Thankfully Onana is still a card collector
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Everton simply aren’t good enough to survive with a lame-duck manager. We need to hire Dyche’s long-term replacement this month, nothing left to debate, or we’ll be relegated.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
It’s so clear Bama are wearing the wrong cleats for the wet field.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Yellow for winning the ball. Unreal.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Received none, done well anyway using veteran guile.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Get the fuck in
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
You’ve got to be fucking shitting me.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Come on new owner bounce #UTFT
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Oh, alright then.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I was locked in an all day meeting. Glanced at phone and it read “0-4” to my jaded brain. Went back to work. How the hell did we score four goals!?
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
electric eels imply the existence of acoustic eels
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Either would pair great with my book
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They should sell these at Everton One
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#Recteq 590 pellet grill reverse sear ribeyes for lunch
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We can’t let this absolute stegosaurus of a manager lead our club into that glorious new ground. We may lack some quality up top but we’re more let down by the vortex of attacking ideas. He’ll say the right things but I honestly think he’s happy with that point.
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We’re gonna boss this whole match and then concede a shitter at the end, aren’t we?
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spider76.bsky.social @spider76.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Good morning all from a rainy and windy Liverpool 🌨 🌬 i hope you all have a lovely day today and please stay safe 😊🥓☕️🙏
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My brother wouldn’t get out and de-ice the windshield
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Everzonian @everzonian.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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