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EveryZig314

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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyone Is Twelve Theory meme
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A living bed... this will corrupt people (the bed is also a typhlosion)
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this does not help your cause says guy who hates you and your cause
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
flowery
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
1. Don't fight a cat
2. Use your brain
3. Use drugs
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In one of the side content pages, Laios and Lycion have therian vs furry discourse
Laios and Lycion get in an argument, where Lycion is happy to physically be a wolf man without worrying about the specifics while Laios is thinking about things like animal interiority and behavioral habits.
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mina the hollower climbing a spark tower
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Remember the words of wisdom
1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT
2. USE YOUR BRAIN
3. USE DRUGS
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The way it works is more like
Fist of the North Star meme saying You Are Already Excommunicated
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Decrease the increase meme
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Zelda saying "Good" in response to a villain's "You killed me"
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Every time I see discussions of the definition of mechsploitation, my brain unhelpfully thinks
"What's your opinion on mechsploitation?"
"As far as I'm concerned, all mechs is 'sploitation"
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist listing ingredients of a human body
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Child mortality rates over history, averaging at 48% for most of history and dropping to 4.3% only recently
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Guess Who Got Yelled At meme
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Grain Weevil robot in the Silent Protector meme protecting un-suffocated humans from grain entrapment which can render you helpless in two to three seconds
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Regent from Slay The Spire 2 saying the above
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Leopards Eating People's Faces Party
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
They aren't even getting the one piece of broccoli or one other thing!
Picture of a US navy "meal" which is just a single tortilla and small lump of vaguely taco meat
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Seeing Clavicular next to a normal adult man makes me go
who send all these babies to fight
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
He forgot the rules of cats
Handling: General Considerations
The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or consideration for its own future. In a fair fight it will win.
1. Don't fight a cat
2. Use your brain
3. Use drugs
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Who is that supposed to be in the sky? Gabriel Ultrakill?
Gabriel Ultrakill
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" hot dog guy
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
They are liars disrespecting the classics
magenta and black placeholder texture
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Replace all business news with this
"pls spend?"
"No wage!!"
"ONLY SPEND"
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Fell For It Again Award factory can't keep up with the demand
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Sharon Apple's initial appearance in Macross Plus
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Skeletor shouting I'll Get You Next Time!
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Rufo
Garfield confused by an anti-Garfield sign
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The weird Confederate theme park has branches all across the US. (Exaggerating for the joke but I will never let them live down WHICH six flags exactly their name celebrates.)
Map of Six Flags theme park locations spread across the US
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
TAKE THE L as an RPG mechanic
When you post a bad take online, roll +conditions
On a 10+ choose one.
* You must keep posting no matter what.
* You lose control of yourself or your followers in a terrible way
* Two options from the 7-9 list
On a 7-9 choose one
* You lash out verbally, provoke a rando to foolhardy action or take advantage of your influence to influct a condition
* You give ground, your opposition gains an opportunity
* You struggle past the pain; mark two conditions.
On a miss, you take the L. Mark potential as normal, and say how you weather the blow.
by @BadTTRPGs
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Same energy as
Guy in the flashlight reddit having the best day of his fucking life when the power in the store he works goes out.
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
listen up liberal my wife left me
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A background boy!
Poster in the background of a Hang In There poster with Achilles in it
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Its the opposite of class analysis: False Consciousness. The term postdates Marx, but he has a quote about the phenomena it describes.
The ordinary English worker hates the Irish worker as a competitor who lowers his standard of life. In relation to the Irish worker he regards himself as a member of the ruling nation and consequently he becomes a tool of the English aristocrats and capitalists against Ireland, thus strengthening their domination over himself. He cherishes religious, social, and national prejudices against the Irish worker... This antagonism is artificially kept alive and intensified by the press, the pulpit, the comic papers, in short, by all the means at the disposal of the ruling classes."
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Chrome Pyramid from Caves of Qud
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Another enjoyer of
Image of a furry wearing pants with the tail over the waistband, captioned High Risk Ass Life, by rontra
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Meme of "I'm being silenced for my opinions" "which ones"
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Fun fact about those guys and their Sunder attack:
Who would win: The boundless power of an awakened mind, or stairs
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Hotdog guy meme with the guy's face redacted
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization"
The Pokemon Omanyte
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Comic where a shipwrecked woman makes a message saying HELP with is ignored, then makes a message saying OIL and the entire US military shows up
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Sickos dot jpg
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
They want the cars from when they were twelve
Meme of Everyone is Twelve Now theory
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Because they like Trump and want him to rule us like a king
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Meme of Everyone Is Twelve theory, in which politics is driven by people wanting to act like they are twelve
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Meme of "I've got a drinking problem" being flipped by corporate speak to "I've got a drinking opportunity."
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
America never beating the allegations
Meme where a shipwreck survivor makes a message saying HELP and nobody shows up, but when she makes a message saying OIL the entire US military arrives.
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Putin at a meeting where everyone else is at the other end of a comically long table
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EveryZig314 @everyzig314.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Meme of waow based based based based
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