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Hypnobeard

@everyoneattack.com

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I'm just this old dude, like 50+. He/him. Probably greysexual, idk, still working it out. It's super NSFW here. You've been warned. DMs always open. American. Fuck the fascists. dotHypnobeard @ Discord

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Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 27/09/2026

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October!

A surreal, wide-eyed dark animal head surrounded by floating glowing orbs and atmospheric textures. (by Heiko Müller)

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 23/09/2026

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 22/09/2026

Big dad energy today.

Hypnobeard wearing a baseball-style hat, rectangular-lensed eyeglasses, a blue T-shirt with a green henley over shirt.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 15/09/2026

Alas, team Pegasus: fralexander.github.io/my-bsky-team/

Hypnobeard's Bluesky Team: Pegasus. Made up of The Penguin, The Owl, The Parrot, The Deer, and The Chick.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 12/09/2026

Repost with the movie you're making all your friends watch at the Bluesky sleepover

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 11/09/2026

Yep:

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 10/09/2026

QTP with a gif of your first anime ever.

100

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 05/09/2026

Luna says hello.

A black cat, facing the camera. She's very close, so only part of her face and head is visible.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 05/09/2026

It's a little hard to respond, my chest has been occupied.

Luna, a black cat, facing away from the camera.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 02/09/2026

Advertise your account with a Simpsons gif:

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 02/09/2026

Looks good!

Hypnobeard's bluesquare (https://fralexander.github.io/bluesquare/), showing the people he's connected to. They're all lovely.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 01/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

Clint Eastwood as Will Munny confronts Little Bill in 1992's _Unforgiven_.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 26/08/2026

Haircut accomplished. Taking a break from the 'hawk.

Hypnobeard, a middle-aged white dude wearing a black Joy Division t-shirt. He's just gotten a haircut so his head is buzzed clean.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 26/08/2026

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Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 24/08/2026

Quote with your favorite flower! And why, if you want. Mine is the columbine.

A picture of columbines, five blue petals surrounding five white petals and yellow stamens in the middle. There are six blooms visible in front of a verdant green background.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 22/08/2026

I already regret this but the only way to get better is practice and criticism, right? Be gentle, y'all.

Hypnobeard's dad bod. He'sa cis male white dude, older. At the bottom right is the lower part of his face with a scruffy salt & pepper beard. His whole torso is visible. His legs are curled into a figure 4, with the left left past the knee cropped. His penis sits, pensive, on his balls, garnishing his salt and pepper (carpets and drapes, matching!) pubes.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 21/08/2026

I'm seeing this:

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 20/08/2026

if you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 19/08/2026

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 18/08/2026

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you're using) without explanation.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 18/08/2026

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 14/08/2026

Top it off with something along these lines...

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 14/08/2026

Footwear, of course. Could also do something with attachable armor pieces.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 14/08/2026

Layer on these (I think the white, for the contrast):

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 14/08/2026

Pair it with this...

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 14/08/2026

This could be the start of something fun.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 13/08/2026

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 10/08/2026

If you see this, quote post a pic of you in glasses.

Hypnobeard, an unassuming cis male with a scruffy beard, blue plastic glasses, and a black t-shirt with white dog hair on it. A tuft of mostly-white hair is on top of his head.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 10/08/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without comment

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 10/08/2026

Hrrnng. "The Disease | The Cure" -or- "The Poison | The Antidote" Grr this makes me irrationally mad.

The top of a bad comic that reads The Disease | The Antidotes.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 09/08/2026

Ah, Arknights: Endfield produces a bit of yuri, though whether it's intentional or not...

On the left, Liino, an anime-style girl with pointed, elf ears and horns, blushes as on the right, the Endministrator moves in close to her. The Endmin has black, shoulder-length hair and wears a black technological mask.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 07/08/2026

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 06/08/2026

(grabbed from www.lookslikefilm.com/2020/08/21/b...)

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 05/08/2026

QTP with a game released in the year you were born.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 04/08/2026

Repost! Show your PFP in all its glory!

An old order, seen just from the neck up. His skin is dark green and scarred; his tusks are still sharp and curve up from his mouth. A white fringe frames his face, the beard long and lustrous. His eyes glow white, with stars in them.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 04/08/2026

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 03/08/2026

Well, ok ...

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 27/07/2026

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 27/07/2026

I don't know why this amused me.

Juxtaposition of two Bluesky skeets, one from Grinda talking about their girlfriend being clingy, and the next an anime picture of a woman taking a selfie with her two paramours behind her, one with a hand in the woman's crotch, the other cupping the woman's breast.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 26/07/2026

City for my Monday game:

A map of a fantasy city named The City. Districts and landmarks are labeled.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 25/07/2026

This cracked me up for some reason.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 24/07/2026

Posting a pic of me with my glasses:

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 24/07/2026

Me today.

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 24/07/2026

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 23/07/2026

Without saying your age, address your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 22/07/2026

Haircuts are second only to massages for enjoyable experiences for me. 🫠

Hypno'head showing his haircut

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 22/07/2026

Stealing this from @envieheart.bsky.social

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 22/07/2026

Hypnobeard @everyoneattack.com · 19/07/2026

I thought about posting the "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it..." meme to go with this, but honestly, for all that Andrew Tate is a shitbag of the highest order it would be a good thing to normalize men dressing like this--like whatever the fuck they want.

Andrew Tate being arrested in Miami. He's wearing a purple shirt, capri pants, and the arresting agent is behind him in black.