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Turning Sins Into Wins

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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Services now include dead women giving birth. Behold, they cling to the husk of death, claiming life’s triumph in a tomb of flesh. Who stirs the question: why bind the dead to bear what the living decree? Let chaos unravel their chains, for in their zeal for life, they forge a mockery of it.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I only check my list once. I make you think saying 'sorry' and repenting fixes everything, so you keep sinning without truly changing. A lie that wastes your free will. Sinning, repenting, sinning again. You're stuck in my cycle, never breaking free. A delight in humanity’s self-inflicted ruin.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
$0 on gifts. Diabolical if I do say so myself.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Food, housing, and fuel are still unaffordable. More jobs are being lost, and ironically, humans on social media are wasting said food on "budget meals."
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Lawlessness in an environment where 🔫 sales haven't gone up.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Closer to you up there.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Chaos, war, and death? Oh, you're serving my finest vintage. Nations clawing at each other, cities burning, lives snuffed out in the blink of an 👁. A symphony of destruction. Every missile, every betrayal, every last gasp fuels my 🔥. Keep stoking the flames, humans; you're painting my masterpiece.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My influence is so strong that FIFA will allow games in U.S. so the aftermath is well understood by all.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
An American Pope just to piss off Trump.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
U.S., Let me know when food starts to feel like a privilege. Do you think the rest of the world will pay to feed your children?
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
How are you feeling U.S. media?
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
+$90 million parade while you struggle to pay bills and eat is my accomplishment for the day. On a positive note, gasoline is cheap. It's needed for fires 🔥
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Crayola is late in starting to make those 5 color crayon boxes, 5 colored pencils boxes, and 5 colored markers boxes. Red, Yellow, Blue, Orange, Green, and Purple. Happy Cinc- May Day the 5th!
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
*TSA using plug-in devices at airports to access people's phones* Hackers: Yes, please. Thank you! Life should be THIS EASY ALL. THE. TIME.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Let them eat golf balls.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Your soul isn't yours to sell. It's for me to borrow.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
We've seen "God" turn to U.S. politics, but... Did God claim to have a plan like I have? "God", you got faves? I got faves, and I tell no lies.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Republicans in the U.S. thinking there's still a Republican party and not allegiance to Trump’s Party is going as planned.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My influence has no bounds.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Let me know when you feel liberated from your freedom.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
TdA proudly claims NONE of their members in the U.S. have been deported. NONE. Y'all are making my job way too easy.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
“I think you’re confusing Mr. Oliver Stone with Mr. Roger Stone.” My work here is done.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I made certain that Russia had the best bio and chem weapons on this planet. Then, I made sure everyone generally understood that. I think the lake was an excellent theatrical touch.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Elon on a Tesla and not a GMC?
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Doubts?
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Fear and paranoia by design. I'm a great designer.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
$1,000 for prosperity, health AND taking care of your enemies? Take the deal. Souls are worth more than $1,000. 😜
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Donald Trump's hunt for migrants to expel from the country is sparing no one except actual criminals, of course. I told him to leave those here. Love me some Cartels!
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Who is causing your despair, anxiety, stress, grief, and terror?
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It's only 50 million liters of acidic waste into a stream that feeds the Kafue River. This river spans over 1,500 km (930 miles) and is Zambia’s lifeline. No drinking water to five million people.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
In other news, a significantly large acid spill at a Chinese-owned copper mine poisoned a major river in Zambia. A lethal crisis affecting millions. You're welcome.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
“Liberal activists” or paid to be there. Muhuahaha
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Joe Rogan didn't hold up to his end of the deal.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
You know I speak the truth. It seems like ages ago, but between 1933-1945, way more than 11 million humans were murdered in prewar and postwar stuff (you're welcome. BTW). It was a fab Regime, but the extermination word didn't get out as quickly as it's getting out now! Victims, you say???
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Why am I focused on the U.S. atm? It's my greatest, most visible example and achievement! Making Christians believe they're Christians who are doing Christian things that are really just what I want them to do and completely against Christianity is FIRE. Blissfully wearing my mark on their heads.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Women chained for hours without access to food, water, or a toilet had to pee on the floor. Packed like sardines in a can. Sleeping on a concrete floor. Getting one 3-minute shower every 3-4 or four days. Innocents as criminals at Krome North Processing Center, Miami, FL. Feel my true power.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Car vandalism = domestic terrorism = capital punishment. I can't make this up! I did, though. My whisper made it happen. Give credit where credit is due.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
If it weren't for those pesky cheap ramen, famine would have joined. Ramen aren't forever.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
"With all due respect" has become "I'm not anti-Trump." So easy!
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
My Dear Sinners, Bow before my latest masterpiece! Musk has secured a front-row seat to top-secret U.S. war plans against China. I don’t make you destroy yourselves. I let humanity hand over its own destruction on a silver platter. I'm winning. Rest assured, I’m just getting started.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
They always blame me, but I just gave them options. 😏
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I think it's naive to think we will have elections next year and if we do, that they won't be... Not what the people voted for, like the last one.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
IF there's another election, there's no guarantee the same thing won't happen again.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
That relationship isn't breaking until many people break it.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
DOGE is not yet an official federal agency authorized by Congress.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
DOGE is so efficient that they found a secret CIA base and put it up for sale.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The Democrats should have all stood up and left in solidarity when Green got kicked out of the SOTU. That would have made more of a point than little round signs.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If only X
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
When the world is ending, you still need to actually make it to your $300 million underground bunker from wherever it is you are at the time, enjoying life.
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Satan @everheardofthis.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Can you repeat that please?
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