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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Wisconsin State Journal Madison Wisconsin August 14,1919

P1- MRS. TRUE IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW
MRS. TRUE:EVERETT, SOME BOYS ARE PLAYING BALL IN THE COMMONS, AND I’M AFRAID THEY’LL BREAK A WINDOW, GO OUT AND STOP THEM
MR. TRUE: ALL RIGHT, I WILL
P2 MR. TRUE IS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH THE KIDS
MR. TRUE: ALL NOW, OVER THE PLATE!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fort Wayne News And Sentinel August 6,1914

P1- MR. TRUE IS WALKING UPTOWN WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS FOUR MEN WALKING TOWARDS HIM, SIDE BY SIDE ON THE SIDEWALK THE FAIL TO GIVEAWAY
P2- MR. TRUE HAS CLEARED THE SIDEWALK, AND CONTINUES TO GO HIS WAY, LEAVING THE FOUR MEN ALL LAYING ON THE CEMENT

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Morning Star Rockford Illinois August 05,1915

P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE LEFT OUT IN THE HOT SUN BY ITS OWNER
P2-EVERETT LOCATED THE OWNER
EVERETT : IF YOU'D HITCH THAT CRITTER A FEW STEPS FORWARD IT WOULD BE OUT OF THE BROILING SUN-SO AND DO IT YOU LAZY GALOOT!!!

EVERETT THROWS THE OWNER TOWARDS THE STREET WHERE HE LEFT HIS HORSE

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Seattle Star Tuesday,August 04,1908

MR.TRUE IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN A MAN HE KNOWS POINTS A PISTOL AT HIM
MAN WITH PISTOL: DON’T BE FRIGHTENED EVERETT, IT ISN’T LOADED! JUST BOUGHT IT ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO
HE PULLS THE TRIGGER… CLICK

P2- WE SEE EVERETT HAS TAKEN THE PISTOL AWAY FROM THE MAN AND THE MAN IS LAYING IN THE OPENING OF A BROKEN WOODEN FENCE

EVERETT: DON'T BE FRIGHTENED , MR. JOHNSON I JUST WANT TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT MY DEATH NOTICE WON'T APPEAR IN TOMORROW'S NEWSPAPERS!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

East Oregonian Pendleton Oregon August 03,1921

P1- A COUPLE CAMPING OUT IN THE COUNTRY HAVE JUST RECEIVED A TELEGRAM DELIVERED BY MOTORCYCLE
MAN: IT SAYS: COME HOME AT ONCE—
IMPORTANT E. TRUE
P2- THE MAN ARRIVES BACK IN THE CITY AND GOES TO SEE MR. TRUE
MAN:I GOT YOUR TELEGRAM,MR.TRUE-
WHATS UP?
P3-
MR.TRUE: THAT'S GOOD, NEIGHBOR!
EITHER TAKE YOUR CAT ALONG ON YOUR VACATION! OR MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO HAVE IT FED
EVERETT TURNS THE WATER HOSE ON THE MAN SOAKING HIM GOOD.

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

San Diego Sun Saturday, August 01,1908

P1- MR. TRUE GOES OUT IN THE YARD TO SPEAK WITH HIS WIFE , WHO IS WATERING THE GRASS WITH A GARDEN HOSE

MR. TRUE:MRS. TRUE. CAN'T YOU STOP PLAYING WITH THAT HOSE LONG ENOUGH TO GET SOME SUPPER ON THE TABLE?"
EVERY EVENING YOU ---

P2-
MRS.TRUE :IF IT'S PLAY WHY DON'T YOU SPRINKLE THE LAWN WHEN I ASK YOU TO. INSTEAD OF BARKING LIKE A SEA LION ?" PLAY! PLAY! YES.! TAG." YOU'RE IT!!
MRS. TRUE TURNS THE GARDEN HOSE ON MR. TRUE,SOAKING HIM COMPLETELY

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Kansas City Post July 26,1915

P1- MR. TRUE IS AT THE POLICE STATION, STANDING BEFORE THE MAGISTRATE
MAGISTRATE :YOU ARE FINED $50. FOR ASSAULTING AN OFFICER.

WE CAN SEE THE OFFICER STANDING TO THE LEFT IN THE PANEL, HE HAS A BLACK EYE

P2- MR. TRUE IS LEAVING THE POLICE STATION
MR. TRUE: IT WAS WORTH THE MONEY!
ANY OFFICER THAT GETS ABUSIVE TO NEWSBOYS AND PEDDLERS AIN'T FIT FOR THE FORCE.

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The Spokane Press Saturday, July 25,1914

P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN BEING ABUSIVE TO A HORSE, THE MAN IS PULLING ON THE HORSES REINS

MAN: GIT OVER THERE !!!
THE MAN KICKS THE HORSE

P2- WE SEE EVERETT LEADING THE HORSE AWAY AND WE SEE THE MAN NOW WITH A BLACK EYE, LAYING IN A CRUMPLED HEAP ON THE GROUND

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

New Orleans Daily State July 23,1915

P1- EVERETT IS RIDING IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CONVERTIBLE TAXI
SUDDENLY HE TELLS THE TAXI DRIVER TO STOP THE CAR
EVERETT: HEY - STOP THIS MACHINE AT ONCE!
P2-
EVERETT: I SMELL LIQUOR ON YOUR BREATH!!!
BEFORE HE WALKS AWAY EVERETT HITS THE TAXI DRIVER ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Brooklyn Citizen July 19,1918

P1- EVERETT IS IN HIS EASY CHAIR, WITH HIS NEWSPAPER

THE TELEPHONE RINGS IN THE ADJACENT ROOM

EVERETT:
MRS. TRUE, WILL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE!
I'VE JUST GOT COMFORTABLY SETTLED IN FOR MY EVENING READING.

P2- MRS TRUE ANSWERS THE TELEPHONE

MRS.TRUE: HELLO, YES - WHO?
OH, MRS, JOHNSON!! SURE YOU AND MR. JOHNSON COME RIGHT OVER—
MY HUSBAND WILL BE SO GLAD TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

MR. TRUE LOOKS COMPLETELY EXASPERATED

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Daily Graphic Pine Bluff, Arkansas July 18,1919

P1- EVERETT MEETS A FACTORY OWNER AT HIS OFFICE
EVERETT: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU REFUSE TO ARBITRATE WITH YOUR MEN WHO ARE ON STRIKE
FACTORY OWNER:YES, SIR!!!
P2- EVERETT HAS LEFT THE FACTORY OWNER’S OFFICE, THE FACTORY OWNER IS NOW SPORTING A FRESH BLACK EYE

FIVE MINUTES FOR HEAD TO CLEAR

FACTORY OWNER: HEY, GEORGE -
NOTIFY THE STRIKE COMMITTEE THAT I'M WILLING TO TALK IT OVER

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Muskegon Chronicle July 15,1915

P1- EVERETT SEES AN ELDERLY MAN WITH A CANE STANDING ON THE STREET, THE MAN HAS HIS HAT IN HIS HAND , HOLDING IT OUT IN HOPES THAT PEOPLE WILL GIVE HIM SOME MONEY
EVERETT: THERE'S ONE OF THOSE
PUBLIC BEGGARS! THE ONLY METHOD TO DISCOURAGE THIS PRACTICE IS TO IGNORE THEM!
P2 - BUT EVERETT HAS COMPASSION ON THE ELDERLY MAN, EVERETT DROPS SOME MONEY IN THE OLD MANS HAT

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Muskegon Chronicle July 12,1922

P1 - EVERETT IS AT THE MENS CLUB WHEN A MAN SITTING IN A EASY CHAIR ASKS HIM A RUDE QUESTION
MAN: FEEL TO BE FAT AS YOU ARE?

P2- EVERETT SITS ON THE MAN AND ALL THE MAN CAN DO IS WIGGLE HIS HANDS AND FEET
EVERETT: I'LL LET YOU BE THE JUDGE OF THAT !!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

P1- EVERETT WATCHES AS AN ELDERLY MAN WHO IS ATTEMPTING TO CROSS THE STREET IS YELLED AT BY A PASSING DRIVER OF OPEN AIR AUTOMOBILE
DRIVER: WAKE UP!
THIS FRIGHTENS THE ELDERLY MAN
P2- UPSET BY WHAT HE HAS SEEN EVERETT TAKES ACTION, HE HITS THE DRIVER ON THE HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA
EVERETT: GO TO SLEEP!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Pittsburgh Press July 03,1916

P1- EVERTT HAS TRAVELED OUT TO THE COUNTRY TO SEE HIS NEIGHBOR , WHO IS CAMPING IN THE FOREST
NEIGHBOR: WELL, WELL, WELL ,EVERET
WE WERE JUST GOING TO SIT DOWN TO EAT.
WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD
BRINGS YOU WAY UP HERE?

P2- EVERETT: NEVER MIND ABOUT YOUR FOLKS - THEY CAN EAT
WITHOUT YOU!
RIGHT NOW YOU ARE GOING BACK
HOME AND GET THE CAT THAT YOU LEFT BEHIND TO STARVE WHILE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ENJOY A VACATION!!
EVERETT HAS THE MAN BY THE BACK OF HIS COLLAR LIFTING THE MAN OFF OF THE GROUND AS HE RUSHES THE MAN ALONG

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

New Orleans Daily States Wednesday, July 1,1914

P1- EVERETT HAS JUST WALKED UP ON A MEAN MAN THINKS ITS FUNNY TO THREATEN A SMALL BOY
MAN: HEY, SONNIE, GUESS I’LL HAVE TO CUT YOUR EARS OFF
THE SMALL BOY FLEES IN FRIGHT

P2- EVERETT TAKES SWIFT ACTION, NOW WE SEE THE MAN IS LEANING AGAINST A BUILDING, AND HE IS SPORTING A FRESH BLACK EYE, AS WE SEE EVERETT TURNING THE CORNER AFTER HE HAS TAKEN CARE OF THE MAN

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Dowagiac Daily News Dowagiac Michigan June 28,1924

P1- EVERETT IS VERY UPSET BECAUSE SEES A MAN THROWING A ROCK, HITTING A LITTLE DOG

P2- EVERETT ACTS SWIFTLY HURLING HIS LARGE UMBRELLA TOWARDS THE MAN, THE UMBRELLA’S FINDS ITS MARK, HITTING THE MAN IN THE HEAD, KNOCKING HIM OUT

THE MAN IS SEEING STARS ESPECIALLY THE DOG STAR

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The Morning Star Rockford Illinois, 06.27.1916

P1- EVERETT IS TALKING WITH A FACTORY OWNER IN HIS OFFICE
EVERETT:
WELL, AFTER GOING THROUGH YOUR FACTORY I SUPPOSE YOU'D LIKE
TO KNOW WHAT I THINK OF IT.
THAT IS ONLY NATURAL.
TO BEGIN WITH, YOU HAVE A WELL LIGHTED, COMFORTABLE OFFICE

P2-
EVERETT:—BUT
YOUR EMPLOYES IN THE REST OF THE BUILDING ARE WORKING UNDER CONDITIONS ABSOLUTELY UNFIT FOR
HUMAN BEINGS !!
THAT'S MY OPINION IN A NUTSHELL !!

EVERETT PROCEEDS TO GIVE THE FACTORY OWNER THE THRASHING OF HIS LIFE!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Miles City Star Miles City, Montana June 24,1915

P1- A MAN PROUDLY SHOWS OFF HIS NEW SUIT TO EVERETT
PROUD MAN: WELL, EV, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW SUIT?
EVERETT LOOKS AT THE MAN WITH DISDAIN
P2-
EVERETT : I NOTICE YOU GET A NEW OUTFIT EVERY FEW MONTHS, BUT YOUR WIFE HASN'T HAD A NEW SUIT
FOR TWO YEARS!!

EVERETT KICKED THE MAN TOTALLY OUT OF THE SECOND PANEL, ALL WE CAN SEE IS HIS HAT FALLING TO THE SIDEWALK

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The Spokane Press Tuesday, June 23,1914

P1- EVERETT WATCHED AS A MAN IS COMMENTING ON THE APPEARANCE OF A THIRD MAN PASSING BY

MAN COMMENTING: HA - HA -HA
GEE, LOOK AT THE HOLES IN THAT GUYS PANTS

P2- EVERETT DIDN’T LIKE THE MAN MAKING FUN AND LAUGHING AT THE PASSING MAN, SO HE HAS ROUGHED UP THE COMMENTING MAN,LEAVING THE MAN HOLDING HIS HEAD AND LOOKING DISHEVELED

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The Seattle Star Thursday, June 18,1914

P1- WE SEE A MAN THROWING A ROCK AT A BIRD SITTING ON A TREE BRANCH

P2- WALKING BEHIND THE MAN, EVERETT ALSO SAW HIM THROWING THE ROCK AT THE BIRD

THE MAN IS SEEING STARS BECAUSE
EVERETT HAS THROWN A ROCK, HITTING THE MAN IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, THE MAN FALLS FORWARD AS HIS HAT FLIES OFF OF HIS HEAD

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The Pittsburgh Press June 16,1916

P1- EVERETT IS IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE
TITLE CARD ON THE SCREEN

Part Two
—————
THE BURGLAR
CRACKS THE SAFE
AND SECURES
THE PAPERS.

THE MAN SITTING NEXT TO EVERETT IS READING ALOUD WHAT THE TITLE CARDS SAY
MAN: “THE BURGLAR CRACKS THE SAFE AND SECURES THE PAPERS”

EVERETT HAS A VERY ANNOYED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE

P2- EVERETT: AND I CRACK YOU ONE OR TWO OVER THE HEAD, AND THAT SECURES SOME RELIEF FOR FOLKS WHO DON'T LIKE TO HEAR ALL THE WORDS THROWN ALOUD TO THEM!!!

EVERETT HAS TAKEN THE MAN OUT OF THE THEATER AND THROWN HIM ON THE CURB
MAN HOLDING HIS HEAD: THE SAFE
CRACKS THE PAPERS AND SECURES
THE BURGLAR

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The Merrill Daily Herald Merrill Wisconsin. June 15,1921

EVERETT IS AT THE MOVIE THEATRE AND THE OPENING CREDITS ARE RUNNING
P1-
Produced
Under the Direction
of
N. G.Goof.

P2-
Made at the
Simpsap
Studios

P3-
Photographed
by
I. Turner Krank

P4-
Next
Week's
Attraction:
The Bootlegger's
Booty

P5- EVERETT HAS GROWN IMPATIENT AND IS LOOKING BACK AT THE PROJECTOR BOOTH

EVERETT: PICTURES!!! COME ON' WITH THE PICTURES!!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Wisconsin State Journal Madison Wisconsin Thursday, June 4,1914

P1- EVERETT TRUE: DO YOU THINK IT IMPROVES THE LOOKS OP THE SIDEWALK TO MAKE IT A SEA OF TOBAOCO SLIME!!!

EVERETT GAVE THE MAN A BLACK EYE AND IS THROWING HIM ON THE SIDEWALK, AFTER HE HAS SPIT TOBACCO JUICE ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The Muskogee Times - Democrat Muskogee Oklahoma, June 2,1915

P1- MR. TRUE IS LISTENING TO THE MAN STANDING NEXT TO HIM ON THE SIDEWALK

MAN: THAT JANE OVER THERE!
I USED TO GO WITH HER
SHE MAKES A FLASH, BUT
THERE'S NOTHING TO HER.
HER OWN FOLKS -

P2- MR TRUE IS PICKING THE MAN UP BY HIS HEAD AND PREPARING TO SLAM HIM ON THE SIDEWALK

MR.TRUE: AND NOW YOU RUN AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HER!
SHE THREW YOU DOWN, BUT NOT AS HARD AS I'M GOING TO !!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The Atlanta Journal May 30,1919

P1- AS EVERETT ROUNDS THE CORNER HE OBSERVES TWO MEN TALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK, BLOCKING SEVERAL LADIES AND THEIR CHILDREN

P2- EVERETT TAKES SWIFT ACTION

EVERETT: STEP OVER HERE, GENTLEMEN AND LET THE LADIES
PASS

EVERETT HOOKS BOTH MEN WITH HIS TRUSTY UMBRELLA, AND PULLS THEM ASIDE, BOTH MEN ARE LIFTED OFF OF THEIR FEET. AND THEIR HATS GO FLYING, ALLOWING THE SMILING LADIES TO PROCEED DOWN THE SIDEWALK

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The Muskogee Times Democrat Muskogee Oklahoma May 27,1916

P1- EVERETT IS LISTENING TO AN ITALIAN MAN TRYING VERY HARD TO TELL SOMETHING IN ENGLISH

THE OTHER MAN LAUGHS : TEE HEE!

P2- EVERETT ASKS THE OTHER MAN …
EVERETT:CAN YOU SPEAK ITALIAN?

THE OTHER MAN: NO,

P3- EVERETT HAS SLAMMED THE OTHER MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MASHING HIS HAT DOWN OVER HIS EYES

EVERETT: WELL, I CAN'T
SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON THIS
FELLOW, THEN!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The Helena Daily Independent Helena Montana May 24,1924

P1- EVERETT ENTERS A BANK
THERE IS A BANK GUARD WATCHING EVERETT

P2- EVERETT NOTICES THE BANK GUARD STILL WATCHING HIM

P3- EVERETT IS ANGERED BY THE BANK GUARD

EVERETT: DON’T WATCH ME
WATCH THE OFFICIALS!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Kentucky Post Covington Kentucky May 21,1914

P1- MRS.TRUE: EVERETT, WHO WAS THAT AT THE FRONT DOOR JUST NOW!

EVERETT:IT WAS THE SMITHS, AND THEY WENT AWAY WHEN I ASKED THEM WHY THEY ALWAYS DROPPED IN ON US ABOUT MEAL - TIME!

P2- MRS.TRUE: SHAKE!

EVERETT IS SMILING AS HE SHAKES HIS WIFES HAND

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The Record Stockton California May 20,1915

P1- EVERETT ID DISCUSSING AN ISSUE WITH ANOTHER MAN

MAN: AW, THAT KIND OF ARGUMENT MAKES ME TIRED. WHY, THERE ISN'T A MAN LIVING THAT CAN'T BE BOUGHT-

P2- CLEARLY EVERETT DISAGREES WITH THE OTHER MAN, EVERETT KNOCKS THE MAN COMPLETELY OFF HIS FEET WITH A ROUNDHOUSE LEFT, THE MANS FEET GO UP IN THE AIR, AND HIS HAT GOES FLYING

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The State Journal Register Springfield Illinois May19,1919

P1- THE SCENE TAKES PLACE IN THE KITCHEN, WHILE MRS. TRUE IS BUSY AT THE STOVE, MR. TRUE IS DRINKING DIRECTLY FROM A PITCHER INSTEAD OF A GLASS

P2- MRS. SEEING WHAT EVERETT IS DOING, THROWS A COOKING POT. HITTING EVERETT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD

MRS. TRUE: THERE'S A GLASS THERE!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The Ann Arbor News May 16,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By E.B. Condo
P1- EVERETT IS DOWNTOWN, AND HE IS LOOKING AT POSTINGS IN A DEPARTMENT STORE WINDOW

P2- SUDDENLY A STRANGER WALK RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERETT, BLOCKING HIS VIEW OF THE POSTERS

P3- THE STRANGER IS LAYING ON HIS BACK, EVERETT IS HOLDING HIS UMBRELLA BEHIND HIS BACK AS HE RESUMED READING THE POSTS IN THE WINDOW

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Brooklyn Citizen May 15,1906

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- EVERETT IS AT HIS DESK, HE IS ON THE TELEPHONE WHEN TWO MEN ENTER HIS OFFICE

THE FIRST MAN IS AT EVERETT’S SHOULDER ASKING HIM A QUESTION

FIRST MAN:SAY, MR TRUE TELL ME HOW MUCH IT WILL- -

THE SECOND MAN IS WHISTLING A TUNE
P2- EVERETT HAS GOTTEN OF THE TELEPHONE
EVERETT : CONFOUND YOU TWO IDIOTS! HAVEN'T YOU GOT SENSE ENOUGH TO KEEP STILL WHEN A MAN'S USING THE TELEPHONE?!!!

EVERETT GRABS BOTH OF THE MEN AND KNOCKS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER, THEIR HATS GO FLYING AND THEY ARE LIFTED OFF THEIR FEET

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

The Independent Record Helena Montana May 11,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo
P1- EVERETT IS AT A BUSY RESTAURANT AND THE MAN SITTING AT THE TABLE WITH HIM HAS PUT HIS SPOON IN THE SUGAR BOWL

P2-
EVERETT: YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE SUGAR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WANTS IT AFTER YOU DIG INTO IT WITH THE SPOON YOU HAVE BEEN EATING WITH!!!

EVERETT BUSTS THE SUGAR BOWL ON THE MANS HEAD.

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The Cincinnati Post May 09, 1916

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- MR. TRUE IS WAITING IN LINE AT A LOCAL BANK WHEN THE MAN STANDING BEHIND HIM BLOWS A LARGE CLOUD OF CIGARETTE SMOKE DIRECTLY TOWARDS HIS FACE
THE SMOKE ENVELOPES MR.TRUE’S HEAD

P2- A BANK TELLER IS STANDING AT THE OPEN DOOR OF THE BANK, AND HE IS SUMMONING A POLICE OFFICER

BANK TELLER:OFFICER!!!

A POLICE OFFICER IS SEEN RUSHING TOWARDS THE BANK

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The Spokane Press April 29,1914

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo

P1- EVERETT UNBEKNOWNST TO HIS WIFE HAS INVITED THREE FRIENDS TO DINNER

EVERETT : MRS. TRUE,THREE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE JUST COME HOME WITH FOR DINNER-IS IT ABOUT READY!

P2-
MRS. TRUE: YES IT'S ABOUT
READY! JUST GET IN
THERE AND ENTERTAIN YOUR FRIENDS WHILE I CHEERFULLY PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED GUESTS!!!

WE SEE MRS. TRUE’S HANDS AS SHE CAUSES EVERETT TO FALL BACKWARDS ALMOST FLIPPING OVER, OUT OF THE KITCHEN INTO THE LIVING ROOM.

THE GUESTS WATCH SILENTLY FROM THE SIDE OF THE ROOM

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Wilkes - Barre Times Leader April 28,1920

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- SLUGGO IS WALKING UP TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE BOARDING A TRAIN, EVERETT SEES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO PUSH PAST PEOPLE TO GET ON THE TRAIN WITHOUT WAITING

P2-
CONDUCTOR:BOARD ?

EVERETT: GO AHEAD, CONDUCTOR — MY FRIEND AND I WILL TAKE A
LATER CAR!!

THE MAN THAT WAS PUSHING PAST EVERYONE, IS NOW ON THE GROUND STARS BEFORE HIS EYES, AND BEING HELD BY THE COLLAR BY EVERETT

EVERETT HAD USED HIS DELUXE SIZE UMBRELLA ON THE MANS HEAD

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Alexandria Daily Town Talk Alexandria Louisiana April 27,1921

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo

P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A MAN SHAKING HIS FIST AND PICKING ON A MUCH SMALLER MAN

P2- THE PERPETRATOR IS NOW UNCONSCIOUS ON HIS HEAD IN THE STREET AS THE SMALLER MAN LOOKS ON

EVERETT HOLDING HIS NOW BROKEN UMBRELLA SAYS: I’VE NEVER KNEW THIS FELLOW TO PICK ON ANYONE OF HIS OWN SIZE EXCEPT ONCE, AND ON THAT. OCCASION HE KNEW THE VICTIM WAS A FAITHFUL QUAKER!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The Brooklyn Citizen April 23,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- EVERETT MEETS A MAN ON THE STREET, EVERETT GIVES THE MAN A SLAP IN THE FACE

P2-
MAN: HEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY SLAPPING ME LIKE THAT !!!!

P3- EVERETT THEN SLAPS THE MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD MAKING THE MAN CRUMPLE , AT THE SAME TIME EVERETT REPLIES

EVERETT :I WILL EXPLAIN
I SAW YOU BOX A CHILD'S EARS
YESTERDAY! YOU MIGHT HAVE RUINED HIS EAR DRUMS!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The Tacoma Times April 20,1912

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo

P1- EVERETT IS AT THE RAILROAD TRACKS AND HE IS WAITING FOR THE TRAIN TO MOVE SOHE CAN CROSS THE TRACKS, THERE IS ANOTHER MAN WAITING ALSO.

OTHER MAN: I’M TIRED OF WAITING FOR THIS TRAIN TO MOVE.
HERE'S WHERE I CRAWL THROUGH.

THE MAN STARTS TO CRAWL UNDER THE TRAIN

P2-
EVERETT: HERES WHERE YOU DONT,
I HAVE NO DESIRE TO WITNESS A MANGLINGI

EVERETT THROWS THE MAN SEVERAL YARDS AWAY FROM THE TRAIN

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The Muskegon Chronicle April 19,1919

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo
P1- EVERETT HAS JUST COME DOWN TO THE STREET WHERE HIS CAR IS PARKED

EVERETT: HERE BOY, COME BACK HERE!!!

EVERETT WAVES FOR A BOY THAT HAS JUST WALKED BY TO COME BACK

P2-
EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME- YOU'RE THE ONLY LAD I HAVE EVER SEEN PASS MY AUTO WITHOUT BLOWING
THE HORN!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The Atlanta Journal April 15,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo

P1- EVERETT IS DOWNTOWN, WHEN HE SEES A MAN KICKING A LITTLE DOG

MAN: GET OUT O' HERE!

P2- EVERETT , IS OUTRAGED BY THE MANS ACTION

EVERETT : IF THERE'S
GOING TO BE ANY DOG- KICKING AROUND HERE I'LL KICK ONE, TOO

EVERETT KICKS THE MAN IN THE BACKSIDE SO HARD HE SENDS THE MAN FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO A WALL

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Battle Creek Enquirer April 11,1919

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo

P1-MR. TRUE IS AT THE OFFICE OF A FACTORY MANAGER WHEN AN EMPLOYEE ENTERS

EMPLOYEE: MISTER GRIGGS,
THAT MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER AND DANGEROUS TO OPERATE

MANAGER MR. GRIGGS: WELL, LET THE MEN RUN IT TILL NOON AND
THEN WE'LL, HAVE IT FIXED -

P2- MR TRUE IS VERY UPSET BY THE MANANGERS DISREGARD FOR THE WORKERS SAFETY

MR. TRUE: DO IT NOW!!!!

MR. TRUE POUNDS THE MANAGER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD CAUSING HIM TO FOLD UP LIKE AN ACCORDION

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

The Los Angeles Record April 06,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1-EVERETT IS WALKING TOWARDS A GROUP OF MEN THAT ARE TALKING AND BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, AND PREVENTING AN ELDERLY LADY FROM PASSING BY THEM

FIRST MAN: BUT YOU GOT HOME EARLY, DIDN'T You!

SECOND MAN: I SHOULD SAY
NOT! THE PARTY DIDN'T BREAK UP TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT!

P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND BREAKS UP THE GROUP OF MEN BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, ALL WE CAN SEE IS THEIR HATS AND CIGARS LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK,

EVERETT : HEREAFTER
DON'T STAND IN THE MIDDLE ON THE
SIDEWALK TO VISIT!

EVERETT IS SHAKING HIS FIST AT THE MEN WHO HAVE FLED THE SCENE

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The Pittsburgh Press April 04,1906

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- EVERETT IS IN A LAWN CHAIR, HIS FOOT IS BANDAGED UP AND HE HAS IT RESTING ON AN OTTOMAN, HE ALSO HAS A PAIR OF CRUTCHES BESIDE HIS CHAIR

A MAN STOPS BY TO COMMENT ON EVERETT’S CONDITION

MAN: EVERETT YOU HAVEN'T RHEUMATISM YOU ONLY THINK YOU HAVE, YOUR FOOT DOESN'T PAIN YOU, THAT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.

P2-EVERETT DOESNT APPOVE OF THE MAN’S DIAGNOSIS , EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE HEAD WITH ONE OF HIS CRUTCHES

MAN: GUCH! YOU’RE KILLING ME!!!

EVERETT: NO, I'M NOT, YOU ONLY THINK I AM
IT DOESN'T HURT YOU A BIT, IT’S ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION.
JU9T THINK IT DOESN'T HURT YOU AND IT WON'T!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The Seattle Star April 03,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- EVERETT IS IN HIS EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER, MRS. TRUE WANTS HIS OPINION OF HER NEW DRESS

MRS. TRUE: LOOK AT MY NEw
DReSS, EVEReTT- ISN'T IT LOVELY?

EVERETT REPLIED…
UH-HUH , WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HIS NEWSPAPER

P2:
MRS. TRUE: LOOK

MRS TRUE GETS EVERETT’S ATTENTION BY HITTING HIM ON THE HEAD WITH THE HANDLE OF HER UMBRELLA

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The San Antonio Gazette March 31,1906

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE HAVING A DISCUSSION

MRS. TRUE: EVERETT, MOTHER IS COMING TOMORROW FOR A THREE WEEKS' VISIT

MR. TRUE : GREAT SCOTT!!! WHY
DOESNT SHE STAY AT HOME ONCE IN A WHILE? I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING COMPANY IN THIS HOUSE
DO YOU THINK I'M RUNNING A HOTEL?!!!

P2-
MRS.TRUE : APRIL FOOL, EVERETT IT'S YOUR MOTHER WHO'S COMING NOT MINE'

MR. TRUE COLLAPSES IN HIS CHAIR, HE’S TOTALLY EXASPERATED

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

The Chico Enterprise Chico California march 29,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A HORSE HITCHED TO A POST IN FRONT OF A POOL HALL
THE HORSE IS SHIVERING FROM THE COLD WIND BLOWING DOWN THE STREET

P2- OUTSIDE THE POOL HALL WE SEE TWO BOYS LOOKING AT A MAN TIED TO THE HITCHING POST WHERE THE HORSE WAS, EVERETT HAS WENT INTO THE POOL HALL AND BROUGHT OUT THE OWNER OF THE HORSE AND TIED HIM TO THE HITCHING POST

EVERETT UNDOUBTEDLY HAS TAKEN THE HORSE TO A LIVERY STABLE TO GET THE HORSE OUT OF THE COLD

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The Santa Barbara Daily News And The Independent,March 25,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo
P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A CROWD OF MEN STANDING AROUND AN UNCONSCIOUS MAN

ONE OF THE MEN IN THE CROWD: I DON'T KNOW ---
I GUeSS HE JUST FAINTED.

P2- WE SEE THAT EVERETT , WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA HAS CLEARED CROWD AWAY FROM THE AREA AROUND THE UNCONSCIOUS MAN

EVERETT: WHAT THIS
MAN NEEDS IS AIR,

AND HE'S GOING TO GET IT!!

Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The Modesto Bee March 24,1917

Outbursts of Everett True By A.D. Condo

ITS AFTER DARK AND A MUGGER ATTEMPTS HOLD UP EVERETT AT GUNPOINT

MUGGER :T' ROW UP YER HANDS!

P2- EVERETT REPLIES TO THE MUGGER
YES I' LL THROW THEM UP !
ALSO AROUND!!

EVERETT PROCEEDED TO THRASH THE MUGGER WITH HIS UMBRELLA