Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 04/02/2026i had a movie idea in a dream that was so good that i was certain it had been done before. i don't think it has. luckily i wrote it down. i'm not telling you all anything, this is too big. i will say in the dream it was called "Mad Max 3" but it wasn't a Mad Max movie 000 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 03/02/2026the lights on the subway flickered while i was reading my little magical realism novel. you know i had to write in my journal about that!!! 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 02/02/2026the rumor come out: my album of songs i made once a day in january is complete. listen at your own risk!!!!!!!!!!everets.bandcamp.comJanuary 2026, by everets31 track album 000 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 21/01/2026pharmaceutical companies are now calling it "large pharma" instead of the nefarious "big pharma." the silver-tongued elite strike again 000 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 16/01/2026i have my first 10 min stand-up gig tonight. everyone say "funny friday, ian!" 000 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/01/2026my newest most exciting strategy for writing music is just slamming the keyboard until it makes sounds i like. i was kinda doing that before but now i'm doing it in an embodied way. with spiriteverets.bandcamp.com14Jan26 - Spirology pt. 1, by everetsfrom the album January 2026 000 0
Reposted by Ian everetsdevil may cam @greeneggzandcam.bsky.social · 08/01/2026My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can. 812611043 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/01/2026hey everyone. i'm doing this again. writing, recording, releasing a song every day this month. check it out if you like funeverets.bandcamp.comJanuary 2026, by everets4 track album 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 10/10/2025two nights ago i had a dream that i wordlessly walked up to my ex, flipped her off with both hands, then walked away. having trouble interpreting this one; may need to hire a witch 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/07/2025stand up comedy and poetry readings are the same thing 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 25/06/2025im being oppressed at work bc if i chewed on this muffin wrapper they'd all yell at me and i'd have to resign in shame 000 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/05/2025has anyone else's heart and brain started refusing to accept a lack of change? it's becoming exhausting. but the good news is, 5 years from now i will be God (able to enjoy chores and being alone with myself) 110 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Got no Xmas presents so I got myself a looping station 😍 I hope this isn’t just a new hyperfixation that I’m gonna get over in a month 🤩 030 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Shen Yun would be a beautiful name for a baby girl 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Merry Christmas Eve everyone, my job is being bought by a private equity firm! 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Say “have a good Cone Week, Onyx.” This is his Cone Week. In which he has Cone 020 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I just tried using my delay pedal’s loop feature for the first time in a while. It’s hard for me, that’s why I didn’t use it. But it’s so sick, I’ll work on it. I’m tired of sitting in a DAW just to mess around with a simple musical idea 020 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Trump is definitely gonna make a new special law that says you can’t make jokes about killing CEOs. It’ll be Elon’s idea 040 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024In a sea of wrappeds with Charli as top artist, I defy the odds. I stand up as an og Charli stan and say “brat was okay as far as charli’s music goes, meaning it was good but not like number 1 angel good. Also it was a pretty introspective year for me. Muna for president” 140 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I was out in the cold and it made my nose very red like some kind of drunkard or e-girl. Kind of a look 090 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 28/11/2024When Kylie Jenner said 2016 was the year of realizing things she was so real for that, but more importantly every year should be the year of realizing things. It’s the second most important thing to do, next to doing things. 120 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Have you guys heard of the new movie called Winked? 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Taking estrogen is like… I have so much crying to catch up to 🙄 090 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 24/11/2024“Settlers of Catan” is abbreviated as “Catan,” as to not confuse it with J. Sakai’s “Settlers: The Mythology of the White Proletariat.” Many awkward mixups before the two communities made this distinction 010 0
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Spotify thinks I’m a lesbian…….. I am but not the kind they think I am. 030 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 20/11/2024There should be more flowers you can smoke. You get flowers then dry them and leave them sitting around or throw em away. Let me smoke a tiger lily 010 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Reading this is the corniest thing I’ve ever done but I’m in my corny era 030 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I have learned that making music is hard when you take a lil 8 year break from it 110 0
Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 13/11/2024My only original content rn is me looking hot (don’t steel) 020 0