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Ian everets

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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i had a movie idea in a dream that was so good that i was certain it had been done before. i don't think it has. luckily i wrote it down. i'm not telling you all anything, this is too big. i will say in the dream it was called "Mad Max 3" but it wasn't a Mad Max movie
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
the lights on the subway flickered while i was reading my little magical realism novel. you know i had to write in my journal about that!!!
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the rumor come out: my album of songs i made once a day in january is complete. listen at your own risk!!!!!!!!!!
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January 2026, by everets
31 track album
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
me when someone i don't know is there
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
pharmaceutical companies are now calling it "large pharma" instead of the nefarious "big pharma." the silver-tongued elite strike again
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i have my first 10 min stand-up gig tonight. everyone say "funny friday, ian!"
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
my newest most exciting strategy for writing music is just slamming the keyboard until it makes sounds i like. i was kinda doing that before but now i'm doing it in an embodied way. with spirit
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14Jan26 - Spirology pt. 1, by everets
from the album January 2026
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devil may cam @greeneggzandcam.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
hey everyone. i'm doing this again. writing, recording, releasing a song every day this month. check it out if you like fun
everets.bandcamp.com
January 2026, by everets
4 track album
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
two nights ago i had a dream that i wordlessly walked up to my ex, flipped her off with both hands, then walked away. having trouble interpreting this one; may need to hire a witch
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
stand up comedy and poetry readings are the same thing
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
im being oppressed at work bc if i chewed on this muffin wrapper they'd all yell at me and i'd have to resign in shame
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
has anyone else's heart and brain started refusing to accept a lack of change? it's becoming exhausting. but the good news is, 5 years from now i will be God (able to enjoy chores and being alone with myself)
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Got no Xmas presents so I got myself a looping station 😍 I hope this isn’t just a new hyperfixation that I’m gonna get over in a month 🤩
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Shen Yun would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas Eve everyone, my job is being bought by a private equity firm!
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Say “have a good Cone Week, Onyx.” This is his Cone Week. In which he has Cone
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
But I hardly know’er…
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Been working on redecorating my apartment
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I just tried using my delay pedal’s loop feature for the first time in a while. It’s hard for me, that’s why I didn’t use it. But it’s so sick, I’ll work on it. I’m tired of sitting in a DAW just to mess around with a simple musical idea
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Trump is definitely gonna make a new special law that says you can’t make jokes about killing CEOs. It’ll be Elon’s idea
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
In a sea of wrappeds with Charli as top artist, I defy the odds. I stand up as an og Charli stan and say “brat was okay as far as charli’s music goes, meaning it was good but not like number 1 angel good. Also it was a pretty introspective year for me. Muna for president”
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Has anyone figured out if They Be Giants yet
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I was out in the cold and it made my nose very red like some kind of drunkard or e-girl. Kind of a look
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
When Kylie Jenner said 2016 was the year of realizing things she was so real for that, but more importantly every year should be the year of realizing things. It’s the second most important thing to do, next to doing things.
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Have you guys heard of the new movie called Winked?
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Taking estrogen is like… I have so much crying to catch up to 🙄
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“Settlers of Catan” is abbreviated as “Catan,” as to not confuse it with J. Sakai’s “Settlers: The Mythology of the White Proletariat.” Many awkward mixups before the two communities made this distinction
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Spotify thinks I’m a lesbian…….. I am but not the kind they think I am.
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There should be more flowers you can smoke. You get flowers then dry them and leave them sitting around or throw em away. Let me smoke a tiger lily
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Reading this is the corniest thing I’ve ever done but I’m in my corny era
Pic of a book, “the artist’s way” by Julia Cameron
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have learned that making music is hard when you take a lil 8 year break from it
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My only original content rn is me looking hot (don’t steel)
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Ian everets @everets.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
what kinda stuff do I post here
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