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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 20h

Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (they were horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates). She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect £27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger. She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked. Horrible

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Of course he does. That was the entire point of this marketing exercise.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

‘This may surprise you, but I’m a petulant cunt’ says Ronaldo after flouncing off international duty.

‘I’m a petulant wee cunt’ says Ronaldo after flouncing out of international camp, crying after someone stole his blanky.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What I gleaned from Burnham’s speech was may be, possibly, we aren’t actually all completely fucked after all. But if we aren’t, it was a bit bloody close for comfort.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A lot of American people clearly need a violent (metaphorical) slap. If you think the majority of Democrats are even vaguely socialist let alone communist, you are reprehensibly, offensively and unfortunately for the rest of the world, dangerously stupid.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It staggers me that Europe is leaning toward the right so forcefully. Look at the fucking state of the US. Trump has turned the entire country in to an economic and cultural bin fire. This is what the right does, it breaks things because broken things make rich people richer.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I woke up feeling a bit rough. Googled the symptoms. Asked Claude. Got my wife to take my temp and I’m pleased to report that I should be dead by dinner time.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Burnham is talking about huge dementia costs. At what point does the subject of the food environment come to the fore? We have a metabolically fucked population, and a drowning health system, and yet we allow huge corporations to prey on our populace with cheap, shit, non-foods.

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Supertanskiii @supertanskiiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Danny Tommo tries to look well 'ard but always ends up looking like Frank Spencer. A deep dive into the comically hapless Tommo, his "Christian Army", the endless crowdfunding and the gaggle of bells supporting him. Spoiler: This is FULL of pisstaking. youtu.be/K5-56mveR9s

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Danny Tommo: The Far Right Frank Spencer

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I remind you that half of your political/media class frantically urged you to vote for this pig-ignorant, disastrously incompetent crook, and the other half frantically urged you not to vote for the only viable opposition, and then put two and two together about why they did that.

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It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate from the people. He has no real ideas, and no plan.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Discussing with my pals what to do about the US Midterms. We are in Scotland… do we dig a bunker or buy a months worth of popcorn…

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We have an autistic kid. Having used Claude a lot for work, I’m pretty sure Claude is also autistic.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

‘The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair, shortly after he sacked York, signed the Magna Carta and painted the Mona Lisa’ Liz Truss, unfiltered moron, 2026.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

‘How come all these absolute cunts keep getting elected? ‘Because all these other absolute cunts keep voting for them’ We’re an inherently stupid species.

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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"When faced with skyrocketing pesticide and nitrate levels in its drinking water supply, the city of Munich, Germany bypassed expensive chemical treatment plans and chose a radical path: they tackled the contamination at its very root." via Thefarmacyreal www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If climate change is a hoax, it’s impressively elaborate.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The planet we all share is currently being blown to pieces by three psychotic white men…. Racism is now just a deeply ironic pastiche of itself.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Trump has banned several news outlets from the White House for inaccurately reporting his lies. Suddenly the likes of Reagan, Bush and Ghengis Khan don’t look so bad.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s quite evident that Trump should be a warning to the left of centre, centre and right of centre in UK. The warning is that men like Trump (Farage) will retain or gain support precisely because they’re untrustworthy shitstains. Pulling back the curtain only confirms what supporters want to see.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’d never heard of Macklemore before Robert Kraft refused to let him in to his stadium. I’d never heard of Finneas, Beoga, Lukas Graham or Aaron Rowe either. So thank you Mr Robert Kraft (I’d also never heard of you) for bringing these people to the attention of *checks notes* the entire world.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My best mate used to joke ‘my body is a temple, a temple of doom’ whenever he ate something deliciously unhealthy like a Chinese takeaway or a pizza. Always made me laugh. He died of a stroke. So I guess he was funny and right.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Donald Trump is wandering around Ireland handing out diplomatic hand grenades like they’re Haribo.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ultra Processed foods are designed to make us eat more faster. They’re designed for us to over eat. They’re designed by teams of food scientists using MRI’s to scan brain activity. And yet my wife can achieve the same results with a blackberry and apple crumble with custard.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Two billionaires have given Reform UK £36m each. This should bother the working classes far more than a few dinghy’s and a some fella called Pauline.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Today I saw some stuff about transphobia. I admit, I don’t get it. If Barry or Tina are gay, I don’t care. If Kevin wants surgery and be called Marie, I don’t care. If John wants to marry a Lipsalve, or a fence or a stick of rock. I don’t care. Just let people be.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I spent today with my wife, our kids and my niece and nephew. It became abundantly clear that if they lived here and ate at that speed they’d both starve to death, and they’re very bad at holding ice cream. Trying to punch a seagull was also ill-advised.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

All beetroot packs should come with a QR code which when you scan it embeds an alert on your phone for 12hrs later, a really loud one like the ones the Gov’t use for floods and fires which says ‘you’re probably on the toilet now, don’t panic, you ate beetroot’

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thankfully, it’s probably not a bunion but it could be but mostly likely it isn’t. So that’s pretty conclusive. So now I can do all the things I want to do…like sit on the sofa feeling guilty and walk past the assault bike that doubles as a clothes horse whilst looking for socks.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

5 days after excruciating physio I needed to return for some more excruciating physio. ‘It could be a bunion’ I was told. ‘It’s definitely not’ I said. ‘How’s so?’ The reply. ‘Because that would be dreadfully inconvenient’.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The solar eclipse here in Scotland was pretty amazing. It went from dull and overcast to ever so slightly duller and overcast. Quite incredible to experience.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Remedial massage was as expected. Slightly more painful than being hung drawn and quartered, but not quite as painful as a paper cut on the testies. The bad toe all my friends were hoping was gout turned out to be tight fascia. The cure for which involves the sole of the foot, a metal rod & agony.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Physio today. I say physio, this is torture dressed up as ‘remedial massage’. £95 for a deep seated feeling of trepidation and anxiety 12hrs out. The closest pain I’ve had to an hour with Steven is dislocating my shoulder, when I tripped over a wall because my trousers were too short.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

You get to a certain age and start prioritising wholefoods and deprioritising booze. Prioritising sleep and deprioritising the end of the film. Prioritising exercise and deprioritising sofa doom scrolling. Then you switch on the news and think ‘ahhh, what’s the fucking point’. Give me doughnuts.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It appears I was reckless with my use of the non word wreckless. This is what age does to the brain. I probably need more Vitamin B, administered via the teat of a 9mth rare breed cow, at midnight on a full moon. Or just a spray.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Back from holidays in the south of France yesterday. Jumped on the Hume Health this morning. I’ve lost 3lbs in weight and gained 3% bodyfat. I was only gone a week. What the hell are croissants made of, lard and air?

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I started half marathon training recently. I don’t normally run, I ruck or cycle and lift weights. Within two weeks my body had disintegrated. My feet feel like someone has taken a hammer to them, my shins appear to be made of honeycomb. I need physio just to make a cup of tea.

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evenmyteethache.bsky.social @evenmyteethache.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

As I get older, and at what feels like an ever increasing pace, I discover new parts of me to hurt. Never whilst researching a ground breaking new sex position, or discovering a limb made of rubber. Always when I’ve inadvertently broken it doing something wreckless, like blinking.

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