This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lotta people out here acting like they've never listened to Cat Power Sings Dylan: The 1966 Royal Albert Hall Concert on a crisp fall morning 130
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026everyone's got that one friend who just wanna be a doyenne 021
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No ankle formed against me shall prosper. Or formed for me. Really no ankles are prospering when I step on the court 000
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagining a world where lance bangs directed prime time and you can see everything instead of lance oppenheim. More cock and ball torture 000
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026positive mental morning alert there's a new sloane murphy story in my inbox 001
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026getting kicked out of basketball for screaming "jokic mindset" every time time i accidentally kick away someone's pass or dribble off my foot 031
Reposted by This Is EvelynThis Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How do you think it feels to write a song that so perfectly walks the line between “as tight as can be” and “about to fall apart” music.apple.com/us/album/ten...music.apple.comTennessee by Silver Jews on Apple MusicSong · 2001 · Duration 4:10 112
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Lithe trans women are showing up to basketball and telling me I don't have very good touch around the rim I am afraid it is over for me 150
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I cannot get over how good of a pastiche of early animal collective this Lex Walton song is youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.com/track/a2ligh...youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.coma2lightningfragment, by LEX WALTONfrom the album SHAMELESS DESPERATE CASHGRAB FOR BAD TIMES 030
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the thing about playing guitar is that now all i want to do is play guitar 020
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Nate Amos is obsessed with writing songs about cards that he plays too fast that are secretly country dirges for MJ Lenderman to cover 010
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Omfg the keys in playing classics are a fucking daddy banjo part turned into a WFYE club banger Consider the following connections music.apple.com/us/album/bri... music.apple.com/us/album/hey... music.apple.com/us/album/pla...music.apple.comPlaying Classics by Water From Your Eyes on Apple MusicSong · 2025 · Duration 5:53 000
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Getting slightly worried, upon listening to Lorelei’s hoedown album, that the show I’m planning on going to in Denver might benefit from an airy foist type opener it is certainly not going to get 100
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some words no one should be allowed to say. Like ambivalent. Or superfluous 000
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Getting addicted to taunting male laser techs. Wow you’re sooooo skilled with that big bad laser haha. Haven’t you ever wanted to zap yourself just once? It doesn’t hurt so bad haha I swear! Come on, just take those big dark glasses off let me see your eyes baby. I said take them off. 000
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hopefully my lack of self-discipline and entitlement to bourgeoise comforts won’t smooth me into a dilettante coasting on rote memorization and vogue ideas. Hopefully I don’t hold myself back from a rigorous devotion to craft! The fullness of life’s bloom should open itself for me soon, right 010
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hopefully nothing rotten in the hegemonic culture will filter down into any of the minority groups I’m a part of 030
Reposted by This Is EvelynThis Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Wait is Cameron winter singing about his cock in cobra 001
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026New Yorker profile causing me to grit my teeth in annoyance and double down in welcome to anyone interested in the Church of Lorelei 000
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ex Sandinista videographers love to tell me not to worry about death as their hands drift down my lower lower lower lower back 100
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026No one is talking about how the production on American Water gives it the quality of Afternoon Light in Winter, which ultimately compromises its placement as a no-skips classic and moves it into the land of “contextually appropriate listen.” No one is talking about this! 100
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026How do you think it feels to write a song that so perfectly walks the line between “as tight as can be” and “about to fall apart” music.apple.com/us/album/ten...music.apple.comTennessee by Silver Jews on Apple MusicSong · 2001 · Duration 4:10 112
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Uh oh time for a yearly tumble into the David Berman hole 120
Reposted by This Is EvelynThis Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Okra is so phimotic it’s insane 001
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The most advanced form of transphobia in the world is when a cis woman pitches her voice up to tell me I’m beautiful 020
Reposted by This Is Evelynl-schiller.bsky.social @l-schiller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Found it m.youtube.com/watch?v=auUB...m.youtube.comTeslong Digital Otoscope Camera with Light, Ear Camera and Wax RemoverYouTube video by Will Record You KH 011
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Has anyone figured out how to a have a life rich with art and beauty and meaningful relationships 110
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What’s worse being completely alienated from your labor or being just a little less alienated than that, just so you can still persuade yourself that it makes sense for you to pledge more and more of your soul to your job. which one of those things is worse 010
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Stayed up too late playing Yahtzee with my girlfriend 030
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Seeking a friend who manifests as an irrepressible wave of creative vigor. I wanna see your red eyes glowing on yonder ridgeline. Reveal yourself to me. But only in ways that flatter my sensibilities pls 050
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dreamt I had read everything Robert Glück ever wrote and it had completely shaped my personality but then I forgot I had read any of it so whenever anyone mentioned Robert Glück I got a weird humming in my head. Prolly not worth thinking about too much. Actually probably best to forget it entirely 020
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026all of my overtures are reciprocal and perfectly balanced 020
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sturdy trans women are showing up to basketball, admitting they are not intimidatingly younger than me, and then complementing my footwork lfg 030
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Beginning to think Asher White is in the Kevin Barnes tradition of people who have literally been blessed by the goddess of melody 100
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Teenage sex and death at camp miasma (derogatory) music.apple.com/us/album/im-...music.apple.comI'm Not Signifying (Bonus Track) by The Rolling Stones on Apple MusicSong · 2010 · Duration 3:56 000
This Is Evelyn @evelynwow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I know he probably has to do it for Journalistic Integrity reasons but I am so weirded out by Andy Cush bragging about being friends with Asher White constantly. Like a piece of rhinestone bragging about being picked up by a magpie. But Andy thinks he’s the magpie 000
