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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 08/09/2026
they’re doing this to me tomorrow. they’re putting me inside this tomorrow
OpenAI’s navier stokes solution image. says “inward spiral” and “axial stretching” and it’s otherwise a fucked up swirling mess of colored lines
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 08/08/2026
Three-panel cartoon bar scene (Family Guy style). A blonde woman holds up her phone to a bartender in a bow tie. Panel 1: he says “Excuse me ma’am. No porn at the bar.” Panel 2: she replies “Oh it’s okay. I’m a utility monster.” Panel 3: he responds “Oh. Uh. I had no idea. Do whatever you want all the time.”
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 17/07/2026
this framing is nuts. “citizenship requirements” is not what that bill does at all
Trump used his remarks to again press Republicans in Congress to pass legislation imposing new voter identification and citizenship requirements, despite longstanding findings that voter fraud in U.S. elections is rare. The bill has stalled in the Senate amid fierce Democratic opposition.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 15/07/2026
still bitter about this
In a later inning of this June's game, I was at shortstop when the hitter, Evelyn, drove a hard ground ball to my right. My body leapt into the play faster than my thoughts could keep up. I dashed five steps toward third, cutting off the grounder with a backhand glove stab, and felt the ball lodge in the pocket I had broken in under my childhood mattress. I made the transfer to my right throwing hand, turned back toward first, planted my right foot, pushed off, and threw hard. I barely even looked at Clara Hall at first base. As the ball flew across the diamond, my only thought was please. When Clara's glove popped, and Evelyn was a step away from the bag, I exhaled-out.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 11/07/2026
things to say to your steampunk robot girlfriend who is made of shortwave radio
A table of codes. 
QRO: Shall I increase transmitter power?
QRP: Shall I decrease transmitter power?
QRQ: Shall I send faster?
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 07/07/2026
they should've let the usmnt wear these jerseys instead smh
Two Seattle Seahawks defensive backs celebrate on the field, wearing their team throwback blue jerseys and helmets. The player in the foreground, number 27 (Woolen), leaps with arms outstretched while player number 21 (Witherspoon) reaches toward him with a low-five. Fans and a stadium sign reading 'SEAHAWKS' are visible in the blurred background.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/07/2026
If I knew more about the topic I would post a “STOP DOING CYBERNETICS” meme like “statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged” with pictures like this because I think people on here would get excited about it
Diagram titled "Viable System Model" (Stafford Beer), illustrating Stafford Beer's cybernetic organizational model. On the left, nested ovals represent the environment: "Whole Environment" containing "Potential Future 1" and "Potential Future 2," and separately "Embedded Markets" containing "Suppliers," "Local Markets," "Customers," and "Competitors." On the right, a gray-bordered box labeled "Meta System relative to System 1" contains three stacked subsystems connected by a recursive feedback loop (thick gray arrows): System Five ("Ethos/Atmosphere," covering norms, beliefs, and values — labeled "Identity"), System Four ("Outside & Future," covering strategies, scenario development, simulations, and innovation — labeled "Awareness"), and System Three ("Inside & Now," covering tactics, internal symbiosis, and win-win synergy). Below System Three, a "Three Star" triangle node handles sporadic audits and anomaly detection. Two "System One" operational units (labeled "Value Production") sit at the bottom, each containing a "Local Management" box (Systems 3-4-5 recursion) and a "Local Regulation" triangle (System Two, handling daily coordination like production planning). Lines labeled "Purchase Value Stream" and "Delivery Value Stream" connect the environment ovals to the operational units, with a "Value Creation" dashed line linking Customers to Suppliers. Numbered gray boxes (i–vi) at the bottom mark channel types: i) Interventions & Rules, ii) Resource Bargain, iii) Operational Linkages, iv) Overlapping Sub-Environments, v) Anti-Oscillation/autonomous, vi) Sporadic Audits. A legend at the bottom explains that each black dot is a "Transducer" representing an interface between subsystems.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/06/2026
enough already
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 31/05/2026
it’s a beautiful day today though get outside!
Upwards facing photo right at the sun with blue skies and the green tops of threes visible on the left and bottom of the photo
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 15/05/2026
im basically goated
A screenshot of an Electron-based desktop application showing a PDF viewer with a chat sidebar. The main panel displays an A4 landscape booklet template PDF open to its first page, labeled "Right page," with annotations indicating bleed, finished size, and safe zone margins. The left sidebar shows a file tree with two PDFs under a "TEST-PROJECT" folder. The right sidebar shows a chat interface labeled "Claude Code" with a welcome message addressed to Evelyn, indicating it is running Opus 4.7 with medium effort on Claude Pro in a ~/test-project directory.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 13/05/2026
this is soooo annoying i hate that they are nickel and diming everybody all the time. why does claude have like 5 different usage limits
ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs thread screenshot from xcancel
Starting June 15, paid Claude plans can claim a dedicated monthly credit for programmatic usage. 

The credit covers usage of:
- Claude Agent SDK
- claude -p
- Claude Code GitHub Actions
- Third-party apps built on the Agent SDK

We've heard your questions about SDK and claude -p usage sharing your subscription rate limits with Claude Code and chat. 

Starting June 15, programmatic usage gets its own dedicated budget instead. Your subscription limits don't change, they're reserved for interactive use. 

How it works: Claim the monthly credit once, and programmatic usage will draw from it automatically. When it runs out, you can keep going with usage credits (billed at API rates you turn on/off). If usage credits are turned off, usage pauses until the credit resets.

Dated May 13, 2026 - 5:10 PM UTC
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 24/04/2026
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
Seahawks general manager John Schneider looking serious sitting at a press conference
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 23/04/2026
more likely than you think! mine did this spontaneously
Claude code asking for permissions read from a path “~/dev/xxxxx/.claire/worktrees/evelynn/xxxxx.much of the text is crossed out. It says “do you want to proceed with options Yes, Yes, allow reading from selectors/ during this session, and No.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 23/04/2026
Claude code asking for permissions read from a path “~/dev/xxxxx/.claire/worktrees/evelynn/xxxxx.much of the text is crossed out. It says “do you want to proceed with options Yes, Yes, allow reading from selectors/ during this session, and No.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 07/04/2026
because i'm a sicko, I spotted a mistake in the new yorker article about sam altman. real heads know travis kalanick actually said he uses *grok* to get to the edge of what's known in quantum physics
Kalanick now runs a robotics startup; in his free time, he said recently, he uses OpenAI's ChatGPT "to get to the edge of what's known in quantum physics.")
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 07/03/2026
a screenshot of a reply card. above it it says "comments from bluesky"
the card has a picture of a woman wearing a white t shirt. the user is evelyn @evelynwebsite.com. the comment says "wow evelyn! so insightful!" and 0m ago
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 26/01/2026
This guy is going to the Super Bowl.
Sam Darnold in a Jets uniform in front of a graphic that says OUT INDEFINITELY | MONONUCLEOSIS
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 26/01/2026
“nobody was thinking bobo”
Hans moleman from the simpsons sitting down with text “I was thinking bobo…”
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 25/01/2026
normal day
(green text) +6,944 (red) -181, four green squares, one white square
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 12/12/2025
I was in so deep doing this the other day
Sir Rupert lain Kay Moncreiffe of that Ilk, 11th Baronet, CVO, QC, FSA Scot (9
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 26/10/2025
sounds like a pretty good time
2023: Cocaine Discovered
2023-2024: Trans Day of Visibility
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 23/10/2025
They did
Donovan Mitchell wearing a white shirt, black glasses, and a tan cardigan while smiling in front of a background with Cavs logos on it
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 23/09/2025
I've had a love-hate relationship with Hayek, maybe more like love-skepticism, kind of like a romance that isn't going to work, but now the love is in a big font and the skepticism is in a smaller font. ManyJohn Ganz
@lionel _trolling
left wing intellectuals on right wing intellectuals: wow look at all these fun weirdos, i am gonna make a special scrap book of their ideas...omg do i have a crush?
right wing intellectuals on left wing intellectuals: look, these guys are all jews
8:44 AM • 3/28/19
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 20/09/2025
I love whenever put up this big string of every country’s flag in bushwick
Shade covered light brown Brooklyn apartment building. Stoop off to the right and a string of small country flags hanging in front of the building
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/09/2025
This conspiracy goes all the way to the top
Fran Tirado, founder of Doll Invasion and Editor-in-Chief of Them
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/09/2025
Doing research
A Wiki of Ice aNd Fire
Cheese
For the assassin, see Cheese (ratcatcher).
©Fantasy Flight Publishing
Fantasy art of a man smirking and holding out his hand
The cheesemonger Illyrio Mopatis, by Jake Murray ©
Fantasy Flight Games
Cheese is a dairy food found in the known world.
Contents [hide]
• 1 Culture ? History
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/09/2025
martin from the simpsons putting up a poster that says in a plain typeface “a vote for evelyn is a vote for autism” with “evelyn” and “autism” as plain white text on a black background. next to him is Bart from the simpsons putting up a poster that says the same thing but it’s in a cool typeface and “evelyn” and “autism” are in a script typeface
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 20/08/2025
yankees today
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 10/08/2025
This is too many parades
• 1949
• February 3 - France-to-U.S. Merci Train bearing gifts in appreciation of the "Friendship Train"
• May 19 - General Lucius D. Clay, military governor of Germany.
• May 23 - Eurico Gaspar Dutra, president of
Brazil.
• August 11 - Elpidio Quirino, president of the
Philippines
• August 19 - Connie Mack, on his fiftieth anniversary as manager of the Philadelphia Athletics.
• September 17 - Forty-eight European journalists on "American discovery" flight around United States.
• October 4 - American Legion Drum and Bugle
Corps national championship.
• October 17 - Jawaharlal Nehru, prime minister
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 07/08/2025
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan
Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso (25 October 1881 - 8 April 1973) was a Spanish painter, sculptor, printmaker, ceramicist, and
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 02/08/2025
LinkedIn post from jar jar binks that says 

I'm happy to share that I'm starting a new position as bombad general at Gungan Army
I am really proud and delighted to have joined the bombad team at gungan army fortunate to have had amazing support from my family, my colleagues and my clients. I look forward to continuing to work with you all in years to come
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Vinit Patel € and 613 others
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 22/07/2025
jf ©
Following
@BronzeHammer
Well, I'd like to see ol ethan hunt o wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
ethan wriggles his way out of the jam
easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
11:34 PM - 1 Oct 2016
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 17/07/2025
bro thinks he’s batman
curtis sliwa wearing a navy blazer, blue shirt, red tie and a red beret with his arms crossed
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 09/07/2025
trying this out to see if it makes my feed better
Your muted words
grok in text & tags
twitter in text & tags
musk in text & tags
elon in text & tags
trump in text & tags
kamala in text & tags
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 07/07/2025
if you’re curious
Red and Yellow
Bell Pepper Sauce with Sausages
THERE WAS A RESTAURANT in Bologna, Al Cantunzein, that had a standing challenge for its patrons: It would continue to bring to the table different courses of homemade pasta until the customer called a stop. Its claim was that on any day it could serve between thirty and forty different pastas, but I don't know of anyone who succeeded in making the restaurant prove it. Al Can-tunzein thrived until the late 1970s, when it was destroyed by student vio-lence. It was rebuilt, but it was never the same again. It survives through its creations, some of which are now part of the classic homemade pasta reper-tory, such as scrigno di venere—-page 227 —and this perfect summer sauce for pappardelle.
For 6 to 8 servings
3 meaty bell peppers, 1 red, 2 yellow
4 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons chopped onion
4 sweet sausages without fennel seeds, chili pepper, or other strong seasonings, cut into ½-inch pieces, about 1½ cups
Salt
Black pepper, ground fresh from the mill
1 cup canned imported Italian plum tomatoes, drained and cut up
The fresh pappardelle suggested below or 1½ pounds boxed dry pasta
FOR TOSSING THE PASTA
1 tablespoon butter
⅔ cup freshly grated parmi-giano-reggiano cheese, plus
additional cheese at the table
Recommended pasta e Yellow and green broad egg noodles, pappardelle, is what this sauce was created for and no other pasta combination seems quite so perfect. Make pappardelle as described on page 135, using a dough made from 2 large eggs and approximately 1 cup flour for the yellow noodles, and for the green noodles, 1 large egg, ¾ to 1 cup flour, and a tiny fistful of cooked spinach. See the instructions for pasta dough on pages 131-134.
Cook the yellow and green pasta separately, as described on page 196.
Although it may not be quite so sublime a match, boxed, dry, factory ESSENTIALS OF CLASSIC ITALIAN COOKING
Bell Pepper Sauce with Sausages (continued)
pasta would be delicious with this sauce. Try such shapes as rigatoni, or ruote di carro, cartwheels.
1. Split the peppers into 4 sections, discard the seeds and cores, and peel them, using a swiveling-blade peeler. Cut them into more or less square 1-inch pieces.
2. Put the olive oil and the chopped onion in a sauté pan, and turn on the heat to medium high. Cook and stir the onion until it becomes colored a pale gold. Put in the sausages, cook them for about 2 minutes, then add the pep-pers, and cook them for 7 or 8 minutes, turning them occasionally. Add salt and pepper, and stir well.
3. Add the tomatoes to the pan and cook them at a lively simmer for about 15 or 20 minutes, until the oil floats free of the tomatoes.
Ahead-of-time note The sauce may be prepared up to this point a few hours before serving. Do not refrigerate it. Reheat gently just before tossing with pasta.
4. Empty the entire contents of the pan over cooked drained pasta and toss thoroughly. Add the butter and grated Parmesan, toss one more time, and serve at once, with additional grated cheese on the side.
Embogoné- Cranberry Beans, Sage, and Rosemary Sauce
IN THE ANCIENT stonecutters' town of San Giorgio, high in the hills of Valpo-licella, north of Verona, the cooking skills of the Dalla Rosa family have been celebrated by townspeople and visitors for at least four generations. One of the dishes for which people now trek to their trattoria is pasta sauced with one of the fundamental elements of cooking in the Veneto, cranberry beans.
Cranberry beans are essential to pasta e fagioli but no one, before some unidentified and forgotten Dalla Rosa, had put them to such delicious use with pasta.
According to Lodovico Dalla Rosa. dialect word for
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/07/2025
The Number of Dunkin's by State
State
Number of Dunkin' Locations
New York
1426
Massachusetts
1045
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 30/06/2025
who’s ready
calendar app screenshot of the month of July. there’s only one event scheduled and it’s the entire duration of the month titled “Lez out”
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 25/06/2025
View of downtown Manhattan from across the east river. Facing south. One World Trade Center is visible on the right of the image. You can see the Williamsburg and Manhattan Bridges crossing the river
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 25/06/2025
New York City baby
New York City midtown skyline from the other side of the east river. Pier is visible, and there’s a ferry pulling out from the pier.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 25/06/2025
Who lives here
Election map of part of Brooklyn and a little bit of manhattan. List of candidates with vote totals and percentages. 

Election District 52/087
Brad Lander led the first-round vote in this part of Brooklyn Navy Yard.

Brad Lander 1 100%
Zohran Mamdani 0 0%
Andrew Cuomo 0 0%
Adrienne Adams 0 0%
Scott Stringer 0 0%
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 25/06/2025
STOP THE COUNT
Paperboy Prince DEM - 795 0.1%
Total Write-Ins DEM - 766 0.1%
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 18/06/2025
new flinta forum! from @yagye0n.bsky.social flinta.forum/jekyll/updat...
Tattoo of a stylized fox with multiple tails flowing upward into a pair of open hands, surrounded by pink flowers and leaves. Above the hands is a circular mechanical gear. The artwork features fine linework with red and black ink.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 17/06/2025
three player hexagonal chess board with pieces on it
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 05/06/2025
AI overview: The search results primarily point to a comedic post on Bluesky featuring the name
"Jeansgliacci" in a joke about a doctor recommending a unique treatment.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 01/06/2025
hans moleman captioned “i was doing an anti-straight movement”
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 26/05/2025
best spam text I’ve ever gotten
iMessage message from xiechunwei1983.nanxiechen@a6-yq0.com saying

Hello! Pay tribute to the dead and remember their sacrifice.
Freedom is not free.
I am Linda Jackson, a recruiter at Amazon. Your resume has been recommended by several online recruitment companies.
After preliminary review, we
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 18/05/2025
this message went from one instance of my server to another so basically we've never been more back
{"id":9,"content":"Hello from User A!","group_id":2,"user":{"id":1,"username":"test"},"timestamp":"2025-05-18T03:30:36.740136Z"}
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 16/05/2025
cartoon of two girls talking to each other:
"I'm Trans"
"Me Too"
"do you want a chocolate croissant"
Image of google maps search of Bakeri Queens at the corner of cornelia and woodward with "BAKERI" in the search bar. It says "They went to Bakeri" at the bottom
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/05/2025
new flinta forum from @colorofmoney.bsky.social ! flinta.forum/jekyll/updat...
A picture of water where the fog is so low to the ground that you can't see the bottoms of buildings on the other side. The tops of the buildings are also obscured, so there's basically an inbetween layer of skyline that you can see. There's a ferry on the water in front of the buildings
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 06/05/2025
four panel image that says “strong men beat one gorilla”, “strong men create good times”, “good times create weak men”, “weak men can’t beat one gorilla” over a bunch of paintings of ancient rome
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