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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You do nice work 👍
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You and your wife obviously liked to fuck in December 😂🤣
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ratfuck
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Blah, blah, blah... Make it illegal to fish for them. No we need more regulations, more regulations, more regulations! And classes people have to pay for, yes classes! Fuck off with this bullshit
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ireland's answer to everything... More regulation, and some way to charge another tax, a new shark tooth tax perhaps. What a clown show 🤡
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck both of them. Too bad Haley didn't whip out that plastic knife and stab her in the back
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Met4Cast @met4cast.net · 13/08/2026
It really is remarkable that we’ve seen 35°C reached in 4 consecutive months, May, June, July, August, the previous record was 2. We’ve also now beaten 1995 for most days >30°C ever recorded. No other year since records began matches summer 2026. 🥵
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13/08/2026
Europe is experiencing its fifth heat wave since May. Forecasters warned that the persistence of extreme temperatures and dry conditions was dangerously increasing the risk of wildfires.
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Europe Is Once Again In the Grip of Extreme Heat
The latest round of extreme temperatures, the fifth since May, is disrupting daily life and testing the region’s resilience.
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The stupidest part is blaming pubes instead of telling him to wash his fucking balls after working out
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Knock yourself out
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What a joke... They want to promote their show with your face and not pay you, not provide transportation or hotel and not let you bring anyone. They can seriously suck my dick 🖕
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I will be talking to Drew's dad, Buzz Campbell Saturday at 9:30pm Eastern. He's an OG BB fan & a very well known guitar player in the rockabilly scene. I've seen him play and he seen me play 😂 It'll be a fun conversation... Patreon.com/DickatNite
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🖕😂🖕
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
LOL thanks
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Spoiler Alert!! Drew is my illegitimate son. The big reveal will be on finale night.
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
But he's made a ton of money doing them 35M and is contracted to do 30M more... there's a spin off coming up of his donkey character and other shit
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Interesting... would be nice, but I am not buying one of those watches and all my shit is connected to that bitch Alexa
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Will someone tell me where the line forms to piss on his grave please?
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
He's done 10 Shrek movies as the donkey voice
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I haven't found him funny in over 20 years
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm glad I'll be dead soon
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Same vibe
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Eddie Murphy's not Eddie Murphy anymore...
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They did back then too... Someone called the LAPD and said that CBS was holding a girl against her will and burning her with cigarettes. So the LAPD showed up at CBS and had to take a look at the footage. They saw it, laughed & left...
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That is awesome!
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
👋😁
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
100% I give her credit for having courage to get up there when she's so bad 😂
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She's awful
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
😂
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Contessa Titty Twirler is in deep doo doo 🚨🚨🚨
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Contessa Titty Twister is living in a fantasy land 🤣
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yes, because I am so fake 🙄
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
excellent! and have fun!
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think they are both very douchey
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😂
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
sometimes you can be a bit slow 😂
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dick at Nite is UP! Patreon.com/DickatNite
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Get it? Helen would have been pushed again...
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Angela? 🤮
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Besides, she woulda been pushed into the volcano too
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fool
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hello Norway! That was a fun season. I wish a new season would have HALF as much shit going down
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
He just wants Princess Tuggy to jerk him off too
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
He's a moron that says he's an 'alpha' which told me all I need to know about him
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
At least with his tongue in her mouth we don't have to hear her baby speak
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
shut up you ass
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If BB28 could deliver a premiere episode only HALF as good as this....
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Coming here is like going to a ghost town that is barely functioning as a town. It's too bad I really wanted this place to be a good alternative, it's just not. I will try to be here more during Big brother this summer, but I said that last year too
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EvelDick @eveldick.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The rollout of this site/app is the worst and slowest ever. I was a huge proponent of this place long before it was released, but I hardly ever come here, because of how barebones this thing is and the rollout of improvements is slow to none.
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