Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 10/06/2026Did you eat and take your meds? Sylvie wants to know. 616611
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 02/04/2026I told him to heat up the cheese sticks more and he did it like a champ 4190
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 27/03/2026if you send me a screenshot of your receipt i will send you a cute photo of one of my goofy animals. do it for love, or do it for Penny. 1240
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 14/03/2026The homeschool moms are so mad about the CT bill that they made this about my partner and it’s incredible 6252
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 02/03/2026Where does this umbrella go in the model? Does his headship protect against squirters? I thought that was onanism 1100
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 11/01/2026I’m deeply grateful for the people in my life who have gone out of their way to host and feed me dinners in the last year bc it has helped me immensely to get my hosting mojo back after losing my home and restarting in a tiny tiny space 1260
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 08/01/2026Timeline cleanse: Sylvie looking regal after getting her cone partway off on the way to the vet 0120
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 06/01/2026Sylvie is happily resting at home, she was discharged about a day early bc she was doing so well and needed to be home w us more than she needed a fentanyl drip. The vet said her stomach and intestines look beautiful. 3230
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 05/01/2026Sylvie does not recommend eating 12-20 tampons out of the trash, 0 stars 7650
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 29/12/2025We have an extended bit about how Saikal (tripod who survived cancer from a vaccine site tumor) has a MLM targeting the other pets with scamming them via for-profit courses in phlebotomy that are not actually teaching them anything other than counting to three 120
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 26/12/2025This Christmas trip saw Sylvie breaking all sorts of records for herself and trying new things: peeing at a rest stop, going into shops, hiking, begging for food, participating in common spaces and moving around. I got a real dog for Christmas 🥹. 1321
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 19/11/2025Sylvie would like to file a complaint in the app against me for destruction of her personal property 1240
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 23/10/2025The tripod has decided Sylvie is her new bff. Sylvie is very confused. 1300
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 21/09/2025It was a good moment in the scrabble game when we all yelled about this 131
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 09/09/2025Got to hear @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social and @theferocity.bsky.social talk about not abandoning ourselves and each other. happy this book is in the world now! 1645
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 19/07/2025The most formative for me was bell hooks’ All About Love 2100
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 19/07/2025I love this question. I think about how time is vast and my life is a blip and it’s very comforting 140
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 06/07/2025There was a lot of bullshit but this mug made me laugh 1240
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 29/04/2025Sylvie wants the chicken in my salad. Did you eat and take your meds? 4211
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 19/04/2025Doing a few more, and this one covers several similar ones: Ok? Idk what to do with this kind of message. Shoot your shot, or don’t. What is this move doing? 210
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 18/04/2025💓 everyone should be able to access the meds they need to live well 120
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 18/04/2025Good job, see you tomorrow! ☺️ Blanche is furious I haven’t let her out to say hi yet 140
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 18/04/2025I had the utter delight of introducing someone to Mika the other day but he might not be for everyone 😅. The Origin of Love was such a sweet spot for him. 110
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 18/04/2025People have been saying, but this has yet to be independently verified 110
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 17/04/2025Like this is normal dog behavior, incredible. For context, here is her first visit: 1430
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 17/04/2025Sylvie did the best she has ever done at the vet today 112435
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 16/04/2025I am so tired and there are so many fires to put out but the bat is with a rehabber and I had a burger 2230
Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 16/04/2025Did you eat, take your meds, and handle any rescued animals WITH GLOVES ON? 2300
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