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@evaslime.bsky.social
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
happy butch appreciation day to me (got laid two days in a row)
an emoji covering its mouth with crazy eyes
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
tried being forward for once instead of running away and being avoidant and think I scared them off
a mix between the thinking emoji and a sad emoji
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
fuck yes
a picture of me holding a mazapán up to the camera
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
progress :D
a mirror pic of me. I'm flexing my bicep.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
she's not even my cat lmao
a selfie of me with a white and black cat laying sleepily on my chest.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
kinda surprised that I got lawful tbh
Results for the Moral Alignment Test:
You are 64.2% good, 39.2% lawful, making you lawful good.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Im everything I guess
my results for "what is your true zodiac quiz". I tied between pisces and gemini, and got above 70% for cancer, virgo, sagitttarius and aquarius
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
new shirt :D
a mirror selfie of me. I have dark curly dark cut into a mullet and glasses. I'm wearing a denim shirt with a green paisley patterned tie.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
hairdresser brushed my hair so it looks bad but my hair is getting so long at the back 😄
a mirror picture of my side profile showing my grown out mullet. the back of my hair reaches the top of my shoulders.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
she took his wig
a picture of me holding a dirty mario soft toy that belongs to my dog. it has had its hat ripped off. my dog is laying down on a blue blanket in the background and is midway through a bark.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I never want to leave
A picture of St James' Park lake. There are ducks swimming in the lake and a bird flying in the perfectly blue sky. There are white buildings in the distant and the top of the London Eye can be seen.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
so true 😔

Your Result:

Baby Alpha

You're an alpha. Big and strong. But you're also just a baby, who likes to be pampered and literally is the sweetest to everyone around them. 

 
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
qrp your top 9 on repeat
my top songs on repeat
- sticky by fka twigs
- thank you for recording by oklou
- three by massive attack
- the giver by chappell roan
- room of fools by fka twigs
- choke enough by oklou
- safe from harm by massive attack
- no ordinary love by sade
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
obsessed with my nails
a picture of my hand showing off my freshly done nails. they are chrome silver and shaped slightly rounded.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
quote with a mirror pic fresh trim 😀
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
hello
a mirror selfie of me. I'm wearing a grey jumper and a dark blue bandana on my head. my expression is neutral. I'm in a bathroom with white tile walls.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
the sweetest cat ever
an image of a cat sitting. she is white with black blotches and a black tail. her pupils are dilated and shes looking intensely at something off camera. an image of a cat sitting. she is white with black blotches and a black tail. her pupils are dilated and shes looking intensely at something off camera. she looks slightly alarmed.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A text message sent by my friend of a picture I drew on his whiteboard. The picture depicts a badly drawn stick figure cat standing on two legs. It looks like it was drawn by a small child. Below my friend writes "wretched thing luka"
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
😭😭😭
an airbuds screenshot 
it says "Niche AF
Trying to act mysterious again to get their attention? With lebanese pop as your top genres, I'm not sure your plan is working."
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I love them
eleven guinea pigs all crowded round a pile of hay. the guinea pigs are all different colours.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'm obsessed
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
idk if you're scared of spiders so I added the label just in case but I got to meet a cute tarantula today
a picture of me holding a rose hair tarantula. she's sitting politely in my palm.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I just enhanced the video I took of one of them and I think hes playing with a ball one of the neighbors dogs abandoned 😭
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I'm gonna die
A screenshot of the weather report for where I live. It says it's 1 degrees Celsius and feels like -2 degrees. The high for today is 3 degrees and the low is -4. Below shows a snow warning from the Met Office.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
need 14 beers rn
a picture of a young white man with a mustache sitting in what looks like to be an outdoors bar. he is holding an empty beer glass in front of him. the text reads "don't know why but there's something almost intoxicating about drinking 14 beers".
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
that's my sister :/ (but also yeah sounds about right)
my result for the "which arcane character would fall for you" quiz. my result is jinx. the text reads "I have so much respect for you"
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
this time last year I was unemployed, in a depressive episode and felt incredibly alone. one year later I have a decent job, amazing friends and my mental health is surprisingly good considering it's mid winter
A smiling emoji that fades into a picture of Patrick Star smiling. He has one visible front tooth.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
cute bird :3
a small round black and white bird standing on pavement. it has a white face, a black beak, a black body and black and white strips above its tail.a small round black and white bird standing on pavement. it has a white face, a black beak, a black body and black and white strips above its tail.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I did it
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
weekly round up 🤪
A screenshot of my earbuds weekly roundup. It shows my top three listened to artists and songs. My top three artists are Fatima Al Qadiri, Six Sex and Doechii. My top three songs are I Luv It by Camilla Cabello, Nissan Altima by Doechii and 4noviosS by Six Sex. A screenshot showing my 4th and 5th most listened to artists and songs of the week. My 4th and 5th most listened to artists are SZA and Tinashe. My 4th and 5th listened to songs are Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae and FuckU by Six Sex.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
read me (it's literally some random perfume I got in a shop lol)
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
a meme of a dog with angel wings edited on it with text that says "when you drop generational brown and get a phantom wipe" in impact font.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
cute!!
my results for a "which sailor moon character are you" quiz. I got sailor jupiter / makoto kino.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
with my cousins dog 😁
a selfie of me and a small beige flurry dog. his head is covering most of my face. a selfie of me and a small beige flurry dog. his head is covering most of my face. he is looking directly into the camera
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
guinea pig mug
a mug in the shape a of guinea pig on a wooden table. it is white with one side of is face black and one side brown
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
saw this on the way back from gym 😭
a picture of a sticker on a lamp post. the sticker depicts a hedgehog looking directly at the camera with text that reads "LOOK AT HIM" in capital letters underneath. The hedgehog is expressionless and appears to be sitting on the dashboard of a car.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
biblically accurate luka
a picrew of me
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
time to drop some lore
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
weekly roundup:D dont ask why camila is there
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
hiii
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
was a pretty dramatic year
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
society if people stopped projecting their trauma with cis men onto trans women
a picture depicting a utopian society
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
when the soup is spicy and sour
a smiling emoji
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I no longer look crazy yay
a selfie of me with my hair cut. my hair is short and the sides are shaved. I'm wearing a red hoodie.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
shes sleepy after our long walk
a close up picture of my dog curled up on a grey sofa. she is black with a mostly white face. her eyebrow markings make her look sad. she is looking to the side.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
the stardew percentage 😭
my 2024 steam replay which shows what games I played the most in 2024 by percentage. The top game is stardew valley with 39%, followed by baldurs gate 3, dragon age origins, fallout 3, and mass effect legendary edition.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
triceps:D
a mirror picture of me flexing my triceps
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I knew I would get him 😭 my baby
My result for the Which Arcane character are you test. Image shows a picture of Ekko.
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
finally get some bicep definition :D
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luka @evaslime.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
no tiktok has described me better
a screenshot of a tiktok video with the words "idk what overstaying a welcome is cause why is my hungry ass having dinner w my friends on their anniversary". in a the background is a table with plates of food.
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