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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 24/09/2026

I’m legitimately excited about trying new LA bakeries but ma’am that is the nutsackiest bread purse I have ever seen

Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 14/07/2026

Holding on to my DVD copy of The Dish for dear life. I guess there was a Blu-ray release in 2017 but it got recalled for bad picture quality and maybe never released again??

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 17/04/2026

Glad to see Threads is going strong! 💪🏻

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 07/03/2026

Can confirm! Thanks for the rec, I was nearby!

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 13/12/2025

This is me in Adobe Premiere, trying to edit someone else's badly setup project

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 12/12/2025

Oh no! My Coffee Bean account was signed into from localhost!

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 20/11/2025

I love this gesture so much that I will accept the wasteful mailing of this standard def DVD even though I would never do this film the injustice of watching it that way. Bravo Joachim Trier.

A letter of support for editor Olivier Bugge Coutté from Joachim Trier

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 02/11/2025

Proved once again tonight that it is impossible to “just watch the beginning” of Star Trek (2009)

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 26/10/2025

My 8yo: “Daddy who is that? Is that Frankenstein?” Me: “Well actually…”

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 07/10/2025

Workshopping a new horror movie: DEPARTMENT HEADS This Fall, Heads Will Roll.

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 04/09/2025

You know when a plane has to return to the airport but it’s too heavy to land so they dump fuel to make the plane lighter… yeah this is what that looks like

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 22/08/2025

It took them so long to release it I lost track of when they actually did, but no matter, I have my UHD copy of SNEAKERS now!

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 16/07/2025

See? That’s not so hard!

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 02/04/2025

I guess the NYT Crossword editor took this diagram literally

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 15/03/2025

Solid own goal by Adobe, seen here selling their AI bullshit with unintentional honesty.

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 14/03/2025

The Schiff Notes! We Schiffs love a pun, with one obvious exception.

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 15/01/2025

This awesome, firefighting wonder of machinery looks like its design inspiration was a 6yo’s stick figure drawing of a helicopter

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 21/12/2024

How to shut down an Avid NEXIS Server, served two ways: AVID: Here is a confusingly written 13-step document AVID Rental Company: "just yoink the power cable"

Elaborately and confusingly written instructions for shutting down an Avid NEXIS server

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 10/12/2024

My wife’s vegetable garden produced an insane amount of cilantro which is now making our fridge smell AMAZING. Tempted to just leave it in there as long as possible

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 05/12/2024

I would like to have a word with the person who designed a theater recliner to include a million lumen blue LED strip that faces the screen

A reclining chair with a very bright blue LED strip at the bottom

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 03/12/2024

During the covid lockdown my friends and I played home games using PokerStars. It takes a rake, which complicates figuring out payouts at the end. Since I had time, I made us a web app in #Laravel. It tracks the game, calculates the PS rake and redistributes it to everyone based on minutes played

screenshot of a poker game in progress with a timer, individual player cards and controls for rebuys, etc.

Screenshot of the poker game recap with who owes what to whom

Dashboard of all the poker games played so far

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 21/11/2024

I can finally post something! Here’s a first look at FRANKENSTEIN, coming out Fall 2025 www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 14/11/2024

These pajama models are absolutely murdering that Scrabble game.

A pajama ad with 3 people sitting around a scrabble game full of non-words

Closeup on a scrabble game with fake words

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 31/10/2024

Ah yes, it’s the post-championship “let’s park our helicopters overhead for 4 hours so we can eventually get 5 min of footage of the Dodgers plane landing at LAX even though it’ll just look like stock footage in the end” Day.

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 21/10/2024

New profile banner image???

CNN lower third that reads TRUMP: PELOSI, SCHIFF ARE "ENEMY FROM WITHIN"

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 06/03/2024

Suppository or Wacom pen case?

A photo of a long black cylinder rounded at one end

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 10/11/2023

A small selection of photos from my time editing THE MARVELS. 1/x

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 21/10/2023

Seems extreme, but you do you!

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 23/07/2023

Relics from my childhood that my parents are sending back to me as they clean out the house I grew up in

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 12/07/2023

My daughter got a book from the library and I could not agree with it more

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 11/07/2023

The dangers of multitasking

Slack prompt with an unfinished draft saying “/remind me to”

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 19/06/2023

TIL you can go to Costco for funeral supplies

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 06/06/2023

Is there a #NYTXW community here yet? My wife and I just hit two consecutive years!

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Evan Schiff @evanschiff.com · 13/05/2023

I moved 3 years ago and the new place did not have fiber internet…. until now 😎 I am unreasonably excited about this, and it makes working from home so much more productive.

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