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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My love of baseball is probably the thing that keeps me most rooted in the United States. I'm a very odd gay man.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My life would be perfect if Chicago and the Chicago Cubs were in Ireland. Can we make this happen?

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s so weird to see that guy be in the PNC Bank commercials about being boring since Russ Hanneman was the exact opposite.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So many of my neighbors do speaker phone convos outside. I’ve learned so much about their sex lives, who cheated, breakups, health scares, job and family issues. I do not need to know any of these pieces of information

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

90% of phone calls can be text messages.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jurassic Park. I was 5-6ish and hid behind the couch when the T-Rex roared. Don’t even get me started on those raptors opening doors.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Curry and Kabab Prellberg has a real ring to it

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Every sports fan everywhere: "[Third stringer] Rusty McOnegoodplay is great. The team would be better off if they started McOnegoodplay" Also every sports fan: "The coach [or GM] is an idiot. I could run this game/team better than them"

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Brydon’s is far better than Coogan’s

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That’s quicker than it takes me sometimes.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One thing that could be a factor in the upcoming election that isn't talked about much is that student loan payments for a lot of people just 3x'd or more. Most of those people would have been Lean to Fully D voters as it is, but Trump just massively increased a portion of the electorate's costs.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I debated on saying Vallas or Wilson. Willie would have been funnier.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My mother always goes “I didn’t think you would have anything going on”

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you don't buy our product, you are killing your dog; never going to buy that product. The AI ad is quite awful but the strategy of fear mongering and going "our product is the only way" guarantees I won't buy their product.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just saw an ad for Zynga, and I don’t know how to process that.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If one’s solution to any political problem is “community organizing and meetings”, one’s solution to said political problem is insufferable, not going to work, and likely to enable and empower the most busy body assholes imaginable

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Per MC cost is less of a concern to me but being in a field where people will go hog wild if you don’t lock down their expenses, I just have a general attitude of accountability regardless of total cost b/c otherwise people immediately leap to do obviously not proper things.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This person’s from Wichita they hate the Kansas side of Kansas City just as much as the Missourans

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

From this, I’m guessing it was a digital actual camera or you using film to mean like home movies?

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is always a weird comment to me. Government agencies require revenue, and the average American treats tax revenue or government fees as some type of crime equal to mass murder.

Bluesky post: Right…cause all of those people in Addison and Oak Brook are gonna take PT.

It’s a move designed to raise revenue. Full stop.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People have been talking about Houston will eventually be the third most populous city in America for a long time, and they are explicitly talking city because the metro area is nowhere close to Chicago. People absolutely frequently compare cities specifically.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just got a spam group text from a number who listed names (including mine) and said they were about to send nudes of us all. Blocked the number and everything, but I am reminded of our complete refusal to do anything to address spams and scams and malicious behavior via digital means.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well the Reds were kicked out of the NL in the 19th Century, so you have reason to distrust their NL status.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If a hitter calls for a check swing check on himself, he knows, deep down, that he swung.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I voted for that law and stand by my vote

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not saying my vote could be bought, but if it could, payment would be due up front and not Net 90 days.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A lot of people who get dogs tho k of them as accessories to their lives or roommates need to sometimes spend time with, but in reality, dogs are living creatures with active brains and emotions that pet ownership requires a duty of care to engage empathetically with those needs.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He was joking but given this was our first interaction, I don’t know him well enough for that joke.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: I know there is a flight around 6 Work travel agent dude: Actually, it’s at 5:55 Come on people. What are we doing here?

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was wondering why there was a jet in the sky yesterday.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quoting a runner who made a point to say the bicyclist was very sad and distraught over the consequences of his actions was a choice.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He’s gonna coast to re-election, but if he’s smart, he’ll do everything he can to lift up all the other state Dems.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think the money allows him to buy name recognition. His strengths are that he has a solid-enough track record as governor and that despite being a billionaire, he can talk like a non billionaire, but it remains to be seen if voters will forget he is in fact still a billionaire.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In person, I feel like the smell would be strong.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just gonna pour straight vodka into a water bottle, so they’ll think I’m drinking water.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Obviously there's a secret Luke baby that he dropped off at the old farm on Tatooine and the Jawas raised the child.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Isn't it because the 30 minute lunch for 5 days a week takes you down to 37.5?

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Let’s mix this up: If you freeze the any column on a shared spreadsheet beyond the farthest left column, you should be fired immediately.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is one allowed to wear a fisherman's cap without a beard?

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why is it every time Sonos makes an update they make their products worse and less functional?

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When a man and a man love each other very much, they have go to the bathroom at the same time.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would like these kids to get off my lawn.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So the last time I ordered pizza was like a year and a half ago, when did pizza get so expensive?

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have this old front page of the Kansas City Star and the top story is ‘Nixon to resign’ and the below the fold story is a story about a woman who was conned by a man and she’s not upset because he “was a marvelous dancer.” And I just love the contrast.

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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This one starts staring at me at 6:30 for her 8 PM dental treat. She does not stop until she gets it.

A small black chihuahua sitting on a couch staring at me/the phone.

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