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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only). This is my joke, but whatever.

A screenshot of a headline from the Onion: “Amazon MGM Narrows
List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret”

Below the headline is a photo of a living room containing a cream-colored ferret with brown forelegs looking pretty smooth.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve had some drinks, and you should all know that I love my dog so fucking much.

Ellie, who is a tiny brown and black Chorkie, is resting her lil chin on my belly. The ears are beeg.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I just cooked down a fuckton of mushrooms and then added garlic and dumped two jars of alfredo in there and added red pepper flakes (which were such a good idea) and then boiled up some linguine.

A skillet full of modified pasta sauce from a jar

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Part wolf. Part cop. All wolfcop.

The very stylish poster for the motion picture Wolfcop. The tagline is, “Here comes the fuzz.”

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Do the qualifications include disdain for women? Oh wait no you just gotta know Japanese.

A job listing for a writer at Kojima Productions

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Artists! Quote with your fanart!

A print preview of a multicolored model of the Jurassic Park gate

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I don’t think L. Frank Baum meant to say “trans rights” in the second Oz book, but he did.

An excerpt from The Marvelous Land of Oz. Ozma, whom the witch Mombi had magicked into a boy as a baby, has just regained her true form:

“The vapor floated away; the atmosphere became, clear again; a whiff of fresh air filled the tent, and the pink curtains of the couch trembled slightly, as if stirred from within.

“Glinda walked to the canopy and parted the silken hangings.

“Then she bent over the cushions, reached out her hand, and from the couch arose the form of a young girl, fresh and beautiful as a May morning. Her eyes sparkled as two diamonds, and her lips were tinted like a tourmaline. All adown her back floated tresses of ruddy gold, with a slender jeweled circlet confining them at the brow. Her robes of silken gauze floated around her like a cloud, and dainty satin slippers shod her feet.

“At this exquisite vision Tip's old comrades stared in wonder for the space of a full minute, and then every head bent low in honest admiration of the lovely Princess Ozma. The girl herself cast one look into Glinda's bright face, which glowed with pleasure and satisfaction, and then turned upon the others. Speaking the words with sweet diffidence, she said:

“‘I hope none of you will care less for me than you did before. I'm just the same Tip, you know; only-only-‘

"’Only you're different!’ said the Pumpkinhead; and everyone thought it was the wisest speech he had ever made.”

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Saw this in the description of a YouTube video and it’s, like, the lazy cherry on top of the lazy sundae. Another channel not to subscribe to, I guess.

Text at the top of a YouTube video description:

“Here is the fully merged, cohesive, and SEO-optimized YouTube video description. It combines your specific links, timestamps, and calls to action with the high-energy, emoji-rich summary of the transcript.”

Basically, the poster used an LLM (e.g. ChatGPT) to write the description for them and then forgot to remove the bot’s intro when they copied and pasted it over.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I know it’s not, but first thought: the cover of Vault of Horror 30 (complimentary).

Volume 4 of the EC Archives’ “Vault of Horror” collection, which features a bunch of people on a subway reacting to a hand severed at the mid-forearm hanging from one of the hangy things you hold onto if you’re standing. Did this just happen, or did they just notice? Art is about questions.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

New art from @kellybrack.bsky.social has arrived, and it’s so fucking cool.

A street-level drawing of Gotham City that includes the Iceberg Lounge and Wayne Tower on the left. The Goddamned Batman is swinging across the sky and just happens to be perfectly framed in the moon, which means he’s definitely about to get us because he only pulls out the high drama for folks he’s about to put in the hospital.

Another drawing: Oz Cobb is firing a Tommy gun at Robert Battinson and, somehow, missing.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

The flimsy lid cannot resist the tenacity of the common raccoon.

A raccoon digging through an open, plastic garbage bin and looking at me like I’m the asshole.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

They have since updated the headline. 😂

New headline: “No One at Waffle House
Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In”

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Ellie’s face when I must work.

A tiny brown Chorkie resting her paws and chin on the arm of a couch. The eyes are sad. The ears are large.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

The season of the Squorb has arrived.

An absolute unit of a red squirrel sitting on a fence and eating something.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Two versions of a Canberry Sauce pin.

A flat 3D print of cranberry sauce in the shape of the can it arrived in.

A 3D print of half a can of cranberry sauce, cut vertically

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I modeled and printed a whole set five years ago (but never got around to making a board).

A 3D-printed chess set. The pieces are blocky and angular and based on hexagons

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

It's not just the coyotes. All the art on every wall in every house looks generated. I think these are supposed to be movie posters, but none of them are the right size or proportions.

Justin Long and Kate Bosworth acting in front of an overheating computer's fever dream of a rumor of what movie posters would look like if you drew them with your eyes closed and didn't know what people looked like.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

This one just looks fucking ridiculous.

The coyote has no ears or neck or perhaps even a head, I dunno, it's a mouth and then some eyes and it looks like shit.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The fur on the back is especially weird. Focus is focus, but that is for sure smudging because robots don't know shit.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

When you've definitely seen a coyote with your human eyes.

Another computer's nonsense daydream about what it's calculated the average of several stolen videos of a coyote to be.

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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

First off, the movie is confident enough in its bullshit that it shows you a bunch of stock footage of actual, scrawny coyotes. Then you see things like this. If it's CG, it's bad. But it for sure has that gen-A.I. tinge to it.