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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 22/09/2026

Got a text from John Fetterman, I wonder if I’ll get another one

Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 14/08/2026

Sean Duffy’s son-in-law looks like what would show up at 123 Sesame Street if Bert and Ernie picked up a twink on Grindr.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 05/08/2026

I feel like somebody on here was JUST making a joke about how this might be one of the galaxy-brained takes to come out of this

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 12/07/2026

I have little else to offer about the death of bad person Lindsey Graham besides this Blingee I made of him years ago, which I believe is how he should be remembered.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 31/05/2026

Honestly, I think it’s something that comes with living every day with the reality that what Putin did to Ukraine could’ve been you. I took this picture in Vilnius, Lithuania, two days ago. @maddow.bsky.social you might be interested in this for your files

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 25/05/2026

I turned on the TV to try to find some White Noise in the hotel IN MADRID and this is what is on IN ENGLISH Currently, she’s bitching that her boyfriend won’t sun his taint with her

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 10/05/2026

I am just going to put it out there that if “rectum goring” is a hazard at your workplace, that could be the universe gently trying to tell you to get a new workplace.

Headline: Spain‘s most famous Matador will return to the bullring in Andalucia this month just weeks after brutal 10 CM rectum goring left him in hospital

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 10/03/2026

AS I WAS SAYING, they have no freaking idea how to respond to him. This is why they’re so terrified of him.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 07/03/2026

This post, the original one, where you stupidly accuse people of “backing” Iran, as if everything is some fight between good and evil, devoid of complexity. Sorry, but I’m not gonna cheer for Netanyahu’s bullshit. Not eight months ago, not today.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 26/02/2026

Found her lost gingerbread Kong squeaky man under a piece of furniture. I guess that means it gets to snuggie with her tonight.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 21/02/2026

OH IS THAT WHY, LAURA? These people are such irrepressible rejects.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 06/02/2026

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 02/02/2026

Bless. Their. Hearts. Read/subscribe/support my work by becoming a paid subscriber! evanhurst.substack.com/p/get-a-clue...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 25/01/2026

Alcoholic little bitch with daddy issues who doesn’t know how to do a kettlebell swing has opinions

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 23/01/2026

JUST KIDDING YOU AREN’T INVITED

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 20/01/2026

"Today I’m taking action to bring accountability to federal law enforcement like the Gestapo. New legislation I’m announcing will require the Gestapo to adopt rigorous training hiring standards, and for their agents to wear body cameras." [cont'd]

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 04/01/2026

And lo and behold, from the Miami Herald about how Rodriguez pulled off her coup and played Trump for a fool. This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

According to sources, the proposals were presented to the White House and the State Department by U.S. Special Envoy Richard Grenell, who earlier this year met with Maduro at the Miraflores Presidential Palace in Caracas and helped secure the release of several American citizens whom Washington considered wrongfully imprisoned by the regime.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 01/01/2026

I HAVE TAKEN A VERY GOOD CANDID PICTURE OF MY DOG

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 27/12/2025

Does my dog make me look gay? I mean( I am gay, but

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 22/12/2025

Oh ho ho, Bari Weiss gets ultra-snippy when the purity of the intentions behind her hackery are questioned!

Brian Stelter on X: Here's what Bari Weiss said on the CBS 9am call, per a source who transcribed it:

"I want to say something about trust: our trust for each other and our trust with the public.

The only newsroom I’m interested in running is one in which we are able to have contentious disagreements about the thorniest editorial matters with respect, and, crucially, where we assume the best intent of our colleagues. Anything else is absolutely unacceptable.

I held a 60 Minutes story because it was not ready. While the story presented powerful testimony of torture at CECOT, it did not advance the ball—the Times and other outlets have previously done similar work. The public knows that Venezuelans have been subjected to horrific treatment at this prison. To run a story on this subject two months later, we need to do more. And this is 60 Minutes. We need to be able to get the principals on the record and on camera.

Our viewers come first. Not the listing schedule or anything else. That’s my north star and I hope it’s yours, too."

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 22/12/2025

CHRIST. It's like a Putin-asslicking contest, and the guy at the end -- who literally runs the Kremlin's sovereign wealth fund -- might not even be in the lead. All these people belong in prison.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 17/12/2025

Happy holidays! evanhurst.substack.com/p/heather-co...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 15/12/2025

Never has a viler man lived than this one.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 11/12/2025

Why does David Ellison look like the love child of a cartoon buzzard and a prolapsed asshole

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 02/12/2025

This entire administration can be described as “ Hitler, but stupid and with more masculine insecurity issues.”

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 01/12/2025

I didn’t get the first part but my dog enjoyed that scene.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 01/12/2025

Rewatching “Baby Boom” for the first time in years I’m struck by how many of her decisions are made specifically to protect the child from creepy conservative religious freaks.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 01/12/2025

Nobody is more of a little bitch than Pete Hegseth, but Mike Davis sure is trying.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 29/11/2025

If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay If gay porn makes you gay, you were fuckin’ born that way If gay porn makes you gay, then you’re gay

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 18/11/2025

Wonder how much of DOJ/FBI is currently at work preparing "The Epstein Files" to Pam Bondi's exact specifications, now that Trump and Mike Johnson "support" their release. Gonna look like this by the time it's done.

Cut out magazine letters: "Bill Clinton did it."

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 13/11/2025

So when Jeffrey Epstein the prolific child rapist is saying in emails that somebody is grosser than he is, what does that likely mean the person he’s talking about is?

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 29/10/2025

Gonna tell my kids this is Greg Bovino

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 15/10/2025

Oh golly, another Young Republican leak! Just kidding, Mike Davis just posted this on Twitter.

Mike Davis retweets Hakeem Jeffries responding to the Young Republican leaks: "George Soros' house slave"

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 05/10/2025

Just found out Russ Vought is ONLY 49. More proof that being a MAGA Nazi and Satan incarnate makes people look like shit. Good lord. (cf. Stephen Miller, Emil Bove, etc.)

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 29/09/2025

He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid. He’s so stupid.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 26/09/2025

Trump’s royal ass lickers licked the royal ass. Now prove it to a jury.

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