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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 14/04/2025
I know everybody on the internet personally on a first name basis. its true
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 16/03/2025
FUCK YALL!!! IM RICH!!!!$
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives. Imagine what happens when a father of 4, struggling to pay rent, with a sick wife, gets affected?
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 05/03/2025
Life is so good spectacular
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 17/02/2025
Am I Chop Hoe or Sigma?
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 05/02/2025
That was really close
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 02/02/2025
Why we got the dentist in the family group chat I'm crying
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 01/02/2025
if trans women arent women then how come my friend Gavin's dog who doesn't like women tried to kill me last Sunday
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 21/01/2025
Hi new followers
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 10/01/2025
In the club snoozing off that chamomile and lavender. feeling kinda sleepy. Recently ive noticed i cant get hard anymore
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 07/01/2025
Shopping malls are like a real life bullet hell. these bitches just walking wherever they please
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 31/12/2024
men with mullets be like my name is Gilbert and i like geocaching and having sex with my girlfriend but the only problem is i dont cum
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 23/12/2024
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 18/12/2024
@wangleline.bsky.social our names are like the evil versions of each other
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 17/12/2024
I want to make it clear When I react to your message with the fire emoji I'm not saying that I agree I'm actually trying to light it in flames and get it off my screen
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 12/12/2024
I can't stop sending my boyfriend these stupid fucking AI emojis
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 10/12/2024
My seriously jolly and light-hearted dog
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 06/12/2024
My seriously stupid dog
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 01/12/2024
Does anybody have money for Uber i crashed my car trying to give road head while driving
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 29/11/2024
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of this banhmi sexually with my cock
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 28/11/2024
on the computer. think im gonna click around some folders. maybe open a file. the night is young
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 27/11/2024
Smoking that weed that makes you high 🔥
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 25/11/2024
just made a new image
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 23/11/2024
need to finish this fucking album man
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 23/11/2024
How did I gain 200 followers overnight. What is this
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 18/11/2024
asked the cashier for lactose free milk at the cafe today and she started swatting me away from the counter like a misbehaving cat and all the workers linked hands around me in a circle and screamed Nightmare nightmare nightmare
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 17/11/2024
also death to israel
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 17/11/2024
i dont really love this platform so please follow me on ig @evangelinestuff :-)
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 15/11/2024
i'm so glad it's this and not mastodon
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 14/11/2024
Oh just cooling with kevin...
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 05/11/2024
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 01/11/2024
just got my first consultation for bottom surgery. it's in 2026. starting to feel more and more like this is out of reach
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 31/10/2024
i think i'm shadowbanned on twitter D:
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 30/10/2024
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 22/10/2024
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 22/10/2024
Never krill yourself
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 22/10/2024
It was completely unknown to me until today that there's like this huge microcosm of trans women on Twitter who vehemently hate trans men and people who are percievedly "luckier" than they are re transitioning
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 21/10/2024
Charlie update
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 18/10/2024
Wow ok cool. Hi
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nik ^_^ @handle.invalid · 07/07/2023
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Evangeline @evangeline.info · 28/05/2023
Ich liebe Musikproduktion #Bonobo
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