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Evandrin

@evandrin.bsky.social
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27|5.15.18| just another dude wanting to be an author

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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 21h
Man I might be so good at English but I fucking love science. Wdym it’s less ✨that way that English is✨
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These are related I swear
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A gray hair at 27 when I can’t even lose weight consistently will apparently send me into a spiral on my worst fears
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man I love the way my husband signs songs so I’m just imagining him signing impulsive w his smug ass grin rn
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The nice thing is people visit us when they’re gone, we just gotta notice. Like when Bear stopped by in Sanford
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m so glad you had him in your life ❤️ with the genuine kindness and friendship you give people I’m sure he knew 100%
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s so cool watching my husband pitch a project and do a proposal and get an paid internship
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s my fucking man!!!
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’ve fuckin got this
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yk when people get no nip top surgery and then get fun ass nip tattoos that are like stars or something lmfao
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah I see top surgery would be hell then /jk
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly your dm could just not tell you anything bc I for one cannot separate player from lucian knowledge lmao (tho im the dm that tells everyone different story’s per character and keeps it all straight in MY head on who knows what lmao)
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know furry anatomy and fully thought aaaaaaaallllllllllll of those were nips for a sec
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New drive thru name just dropped apparently I’m Jennifer
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friend requested my MILs new boyfriend bc I just have to know why someone has 8.8k Facebook posts
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The feelings I get when my husband gets a fresh haircut need to be studied
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Started & finished the threshing day book within two hours and I’m feeling the tin foil forth wing hat growing again
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey so quick thing why are all cellphones actually just bombs why are we cool with this
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man I’m so irritated
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve decided to be nice to you since you’re on my other side of the bed
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We would get such a fat check from suing
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you’re ever anxious about your pet DON’T call the vets office and ask “is he sick with something or is this test to see if he’s chillin” bc you don’t want to hear “something is definitely wrong we just need to find out what” bc Klaus is my first cat to myself under MY care and that’s terrifying
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
✨I can do something if you’d like✨
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👏🏼 call 👏🏼 out 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 behavior
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh yeah I got legally ordained to do fuckery like this
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m legally a reverend and have a letterhead if you need a religious exemption out of it
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Didn’t this already happen w someone else too
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love when plans get called last minute and I’m left with so much food and a little bit of anger bc I’m hosting and have been cleaning all day for nothing
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey so what am I supposed to do if my English teacher assigned peer reviews but there’s an odd number of people in class and I just so happen to be the guy w/o an essay review
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Both you and Gerard are married
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Randomly” you mean after stretching or laying down or
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
W that same point I stopped texting people first and legitimately no one talked to me for 5 days till I started messaging first again
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s actually so weird as an adult to feel people pull away from you w friendship like legitimately
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh my god geology got so hard out of nowhere
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absolutely just RIPPED through 3 quizzes for a class and have a perfect 100 in it lmao
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been looking into building my own mtg deck and the fact I wanna go mono black w maha as a commander I think says something about me
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I fucking love this photo of me and my husband from last night
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Restarting testosterone after 2 years so I can experience MCR the way it was meant to be: horny & sweaty
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This particular English teacher is the WORST
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Being gay is so fun wdym my middle name is a fantasy name, everyone expects me to have long hair, no one bats an eye at dressing up to concerts, etc
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bro wtf
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did you not get a chicken pox vaccine but instead GOT CHICKEN POX?
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Oh you don’t like someone else’s ideals pushed on you? Weird?”
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You should give them a satanic bible
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh I love bullying people hold up
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need literally everything on this fucking earth to just pause long enough for me to feel like I can legitimately work on school
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m so annoyed that I dropped my hours at work to have more time to do stuff but I’m so so fucking busy constantly
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You’re just smart and it comes off in the way you are
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Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Literally my fav artist fr
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