Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 21hMan I might be so good at English but I fucking love science. Wdym it’s less ✨that way that English is✨ 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A gray hair at 27 when I can’t even lose weight consistently will apparently send me into a spiral on my worst fears 100
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Man I love the way my husband signs songs so I’m just imagining him signing impulsive w his smug ass grin rn 000
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The nice thing is people visit us when they’re gone, we just gotta notice. Like when Bear stopped by in Sanford 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m so glad you had him in your life ❤️ with the genuine kindness and friendship you give people I’m sure he knew 100% 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s so cool watching my husband pitch a project and do a proposal and get an paid internship 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yk when people get no nip top surgery and then get fun ass nip tattoos that are like stars or something lmfao 110
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Honestly your dm could just not tell you anything bc I for one cannot separate player from lucian knowledge lmao (tho im the dm that tells everyone different story’s per character and keeps it all straight in MY head on who knows what lmao) 000
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don’t know furry anatomy and fully thought aaaaaaaallllllllllll of those were nips for a sec 110
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026New drive thru name just dropped apparently I’m Jennifer 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Friend requested my MILs new boyfriend bc I just have to know why someone has 8.8k Facebook posts 000
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The feelings I get when my husband gets a fresh haircut need to be studied 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Started & finished the threshing day book within two hours and I’m feeling the tin foil forth wing hat growing again 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hey so quick thing why are all cellphones actually just bombs why are we cool with this 000
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve decided to be nice to you since you’re on my other side of the bed 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if you’re ever anxious about your pet DON’T call the vets office and ask “is he sick with something or is this test to see if he’s chillin” bc you don’t want to hear “something is definitely wrong we just need to find out what” bc Klaus is my first cat to myself under MY care and that’s terrifying 020
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh yeah I got legally ordained to do fuckery like this 120
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m legally a reverend and have a letterhead if you need a religious exemption out of it 120
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love when plans get called last minute and I’m left with so much food and a little bit of anger bc I’m hosting and have been cleaning all day for nothing 000
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey so what am I supposed to do if my English teacher assigned peer reviews but there’s an odd number of people in class and I just so happen to be the guy w/o an essay review 011
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Randomly” you mean after stretching or laying down or 110
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026W that same point I stopped texting people first and legitimately no one talked to me for 5 days till I started messaging first again 000
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s actually so weird as an adult to feel people pull away from you w friendship like legitimately 110
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Absolutely just RIPPED through 3 quizzes for a class and have a perfect 100 in it lmao 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve been looking into building my own mtg deck and the fact I wanna go mono black w maha as a commander I think says something about me 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I fucking love this photo of me and my husband from last night 010
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Restarting testosterone after 2 years so I can experience MCR the way it was meant to be: horny & sweaty 011
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Being gay is so fun wdym my middle name is a fantasy name, everyone expects me to have long hair, no one bats an eye at dressing up to concerts, etc 020
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Did you not get a chicken pox vaccine but instead GOT CHICKEN POX? 110
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Oh you don’t like someone else’s ideals pushed on you? Weird?” 110
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I need literally everything on this fucking earth to just pause long enough for me to feel like I can legitimately work on school 110
Evandrin @evandrin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’m so annoyed that I dropped my hours at work to have more time to do stuff but I’m so so fucking busy constantly 110