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Evan Dicken

@evandicken.bsky.social
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Black Library Author. Media Enjoyer. Just passing through. He/Him

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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh oh! I've done another novel! This one sits firmly at the intersection of two of my deep personal interests (Warhammer and Chinese History).
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
First of its kind study
A drawing of a pair of eyes peeking out from underneath a sofa cushion with text saying "in a first of its kind study, leading doctors confirmed today that everyone is out to get you. Yes you specifically. Everyone is your enemy and everything is a mortal danger to you.
Leading doctors recommend that you stay inside, hiding, lamenting to yourself constantly about the wretched horror of the world and everyone in it."
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
All cops are...bizarre?
A truly haunted rendition of "The Police of the Future" from the Daily Chronicle (1886), depicting a British-style "Bobby" with a spiked staff, wicker shield, spiked shinguards, a weathervane hat, a pouch of scrolls(?), electric wires up his sleeve (to shock opponents), and a water tank backpack complete with hose.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
BEHOLD, A MAN!
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"AI is just another tool for artists." Okay, so what's a tool? For me, it's something that helps someone better accomplish something they can already do. A nail gun can't build you a house. A sable brush isn't going to paint a picture. Even a Stradivarius violin isn't going to write you a symphony.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Wee hoo! My Warhammer novel "Shade of Khaine" is out in paperback today! Go get 'em!
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Harooo! Harooo! My newest little bookie is out! It's a sequel, but don't hold that against me. You can find it anywhere little bookies gather!
Novel cover for "First Marshal" showing Tahlia Vedra astride Infernadine overlooking Hammerhal Ghyra, the Stormrift prominent in the background.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Having consumed a handful of roasted, mixed nuts as a midday snack for the past 5 years, I at last feel qualified to share my definitive mixed nut tier list: Pecan Almond Hazelnut Walnut Peanut Brazil Nut Cashew I will not be taking questions.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I know it's a little early, but the kiddo and I collaborated on a Valentine for my partner. I'll let you guess who did which part:
A child's drawing of an idyllic garden with the caption: "Your garden grows Lillies and Roses"A nasty, vermin infested patch of soil with feet and skulls poking up from the ground and a factory spewing sewage on the horizon; with the caption: "Mine grows Rats and Toeses"
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Now more than ever....
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
When your database admin, without warning and apropos of nothing, decides to "update" their formatting
Treebeard, the only ent with a speaking role in any Lord of the Rings movie (or any of Tolkien's works, to be honest), saying: "A wizard should know better".
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The description for my new novel just dropped on the Warhammer Community site. What a great early holiday gift, and DAMN that's a nice cover!
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Tahlia Vedra matches fire and fury with the Helsmiths of Hashut in a new Black Library novel
The Lioness of the Parch is back in the saddle.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Haroo! Haroo! My novel is up for Black Library's "Book of the Year". I've got zero chance of winning (only one Warhammer Fantasy novel has EVER made it to the top 10), but it's an honor to be nominated. You're welcome to throw me a vote (link in comments), but don't stress out about it.
The novel cover features Maleneth leaping atop a bladed tower, knives in hand and cloak streaming behind. The background is of a Sisters of Khaine city, with fire lit idols and lots of sharp angles.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
And so my yearly autumnal tradition continues one more Thanksgiving. As your mouth feasts upon delectable foods, so shall your eyes feast upon my favorite Halloween holdout: Witness...THE JOVIAL GUEST:
A pale pumpkin with marigolds growing out of its head and a terrifying grin eaten out by rot
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It is unfair to eat your partner's takeout leftovers, even if they have been left in the frig for an extended period. However, it is right and just to levy a tithe of ONE SINGLE BITE, for every day they forget to bring the aforementioned delectables to work. I shall not be swayed in this belief.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Okay, so the old door puzzle (one of us tells the truth, one of us always lies). The door who is explaining the rules MUST be the door who tells the truth, otherwise there is no riddle.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
One of the most polite middle fingers I've ever seen:
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Had some new stories drop this month over on the Legend of the Five Rings site (link in comments) Feels great to be back in Rokugan! www.legendofthefiverings.com/the-last-rid...
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The Last Ride of Shinjo Katsu: A Tale of the Unicorn Clan
Samurai Shinjo Katsu must put aside his bitterness when he is hired to accompany a young noble seeking glory on her Long Ride, the final test before adulthood, in this new tale of the Unicorn Clan, by...
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You want GATTACA? Because this is how you get GATTACA.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Actually listened to the lyrics of: "The Piña Colada Song" for the first time today and realized the singer is looking for a wet, unhealthy drunk with disregulated sleep.
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Jay “Lorehunter” Kirkman @theblacklibrarian.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Aaaand scene! There are #BlackLibrary books that aim to be deep, and ones that aim to be fun. Both are vital for the property. This one, Shade of Khaine by @evandicken.bsky.social , was loads of fun to read. Full review will be coming on @goonhammer.com soon #Warhammer #BookSky
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Criminal incompetence Children will die because of this
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
When Trump tapped Musk to head DOGE, I gave 'em six months. Absolutely delighted to be wrong:
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Musk calls for Trump's impeachment
Musk also declared that SpaceX would begin decommissioning a spacecraft essential to NASA's operation.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Of all the reference material I keep squirreled away in my digital catacombs, I'm surprised by how often I come back to this...
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
To work in an open office is to be held hostage by the most extroverted person in the corral.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In other news, book stealing sites have officially gone off the rails:
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Oh lovely, we have a king now. That tends to work out well for everyone involved.
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Among all the AI Doomday Scenarios, who had: "Use up all Earth's resources creating worthless art and unnecessary app features for an increasingly disconnected humanity."?
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
All Cops are Bas...WHAT? IS? THAT?
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Evan Dicken @evandicken.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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