Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Remember all the movies, Terry, we'd go see Trying to learn how to walk like the heroes we thought we had to be Well after all this time to find we're just like all the rest Stranded in the park and forced! to! confess! To hiding in the backrooms, hiding in the backrooms 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 09/03/2026BUFFALO YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW. 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 23/01/2026seeing these Buffalo Sabres LIVE on Saturday. Luckiest man in the world?? 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Zach Benson got his revenge with some carny magic on that broken stick 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I hope wherever Sean McDermott goes next he wears his glasses at the opening press conference. Because he legitimately needs them to see and he was bullied out of wearing them 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Sabs go 6 games over .500 and the players are talking about the nature of reality. It’s not fabricated 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 16/01/2026FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Thhhheeeeeee Bufffallloooooo Sabbbbreeeesssss 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Reading a sentimental education, getting to the best part of any 19th century novel: extremely stupid duel 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Wrote about Shadow Ticket, and the classic Pynchon theme of the difference between the way things go and the way they could’ve - evanreads.substack.com/p/same-racke...evanreads.substack.comSame Racket For A Different OutfitOn Thomas Pynchon's "Shadow Ticket" 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 19/09/2025need everyone to stop talking about summer I turned pretty cuz the title plays in my head in a loudon wainright “swimming song” voice any time I see it 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The Male Urge to Buy Finnegans Wake in Ireland Even Though You Don’t Want It 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Going full murakami mode (wife is out of town and I’m making a stir fry with steak and peppers and listening to some jazz) 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 30/07/2025being a Sabres optimist is a really good bit, and everything they do makes it an even funnier bit. Anyway, playoffs this year 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Ravens probably the best team over the past two seasons but they’re the kings of beating themselves. Ah well, not my problem!!! 000
Reposted by Evan DentMauro Javier Cärdenas @ineluctablequak.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Fantastic close reading by @evand.bsky.social of AMERICAN ABDUCTIONS, my 3rd novel. “It is also a book filled with humor and hard-earned joy, suffused with a rare philosophical intelligence that saves it from any hint of mawkishness.” evanreads.substack.com/p/actually-p...evanreads.substack.comActually Pretty Good: American AbductionsOn Mauro Javier Cárdenas's dispatch from the future of the deportation machine 041
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I’m right over here / why can’t you see me / ooooohhhh ohhhhh 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Tidal gave me a list of the songs I listened to most this year. No sorting for album position, no redundancy elimination, no personalization, just straight numbers. But it sounds great 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Being serene and cool about the Sabres scoring 3 in the first period after going to see them get shutout live on Saturday 🧘 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Bills should do a Moonie style mass wedding at the stadium for Josh and Hailee. The future belongs to crowds. 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Preposterously good football game. Half expect to see a tauntaun run across the field 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Choosing to follow this Sabres West Coast road trip like I’m getting war dispatches on the home front. Scattered reporting from witnesses cohering into a picture of our boys advancing the front. 100
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Me watching say nothing every time they introduce another provo 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Benson / McLeod / Tuch was an awesome line so of course the Sabres decided to go away from it immediately for no reason 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I want the Bills to go to the Super Bowl so badly but I also know that win or lose it will probably be one of the most miserable experiences of my life and there’s no chance I could watch the game in polite company 010
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 09/12/2023When they started saluting Godzilla at the end of Godzilla minus one I was saluting in my seat 000
Evan Dent @evand.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Non book gifts for book lovers …. Look no further:evanreads.substack.comAn Evan Reads Holiday Gift Guide, 2023For every terminally well-read person in your life 000
